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re: Spousal Annoyances...Anyone else ever have to deal with this one with your better half?
Posted on 3/8/23 at 9:01 pm to Solo Cam
Posted on 3/8/23 at 9:01 pm to Solo Cam
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She doesn't rinse dishes off for some reason.
My wife loads the dishwasher with as much forethought as when Biden pulled us out of Afghanistan
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Posted on 3/8/23 at 9:08 pm to Sun God
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Mrs Sun God 37 seconds later: we should rearrange literally everything in the house
Mr Sun God: cool I’m going out in my boat have fun.
Posted on 3/8/23 at 9:09 pm to upgrayedd
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Hey, I know you've been working out of town all week, so here's an entire weekend I've planned without telling you and we're kicking it off at 7:30 Saturday morning.
Posted on 3/8/23 at 9:11 pm to Solo Cam
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She doesn't rinse dishes off for some reason.
Goddamn stuck on ketchup makes me so fricking mad. Just run the faucet for 2 seconds over the dish
Dishes get rinsed off right away, and put in the dishwasher. Dishes on the counter or in the sink are awful.
Posted on 3/8/23 at 9:15 pm to elprez00
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Mrs Prez: I’m moving things you have stored because of reasons only evident or logical to me. Don’t ask me what I moved or where I moved them to.
Also Mrs Prez: Can you find this really specific thing that is no longer where you put it because I decided to move your stuff but there’s no chance in hell I’ll admit to moving? And how dare you accuse me of moving the stuff I told you I moved after I did it.
Mrs Prez a little later: Yes you found the thing I was looking for, in a place that there’s no way in hell you put it there, even after I told you it wasn’t there and not to look, and I’m never going to fully admit to moving even though I obviously did. But anyways it’s clearly your fault in the first place for not storing your things in the only logical to me spot in the first place causing me to have to move your stuff that I’m still not admitting to moving.
Only solution:
PIIHB
Posted on 3/8/23 at 9:15 pm to liz18lsu
Dishwashing is so sexy. It's right up there with sammich making. 
Posted on 3/8/23 at 9:17 pm to NPComb
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Dishwashing is so sexy. It's right up there with sammich making.
Up there with tax accounting, taking out the recycle bin with my husband and cooking with him.
Posted on 3/8/23 at 9:18 pm to elprez00
I sometimes pick on my wife for the shite she does, but I don't think she has ever moved my shite from where I put it. Ever. What the frick is this shite? 
Posted on 3/8/23 at 9:19 pm to fallguy_1978
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I'll find one like behind the microwave
How is that possible? I can’t picture a kitchen layout that has access behind a microwave
Posted on 3/8/23 at 9:19 pm to NPComb
Excessive use of bathroom tissue. I am 100% positive females eat TP, there’s no other explanation.
Posted on 3/8/23 at 9:23 pm to Joshjrn
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I sometimes pick on my wife for the shite she does, but I don't think she has ever moved my shite from where I put it. Ever. What the frick is this shite?
How long have you been married?
My wife decided we needed new curtains about 2 months ago. I haven't seen my tape measure since. I bought another one the first time I needed it and couldn't find it.
Posted on 3/8/23 at 9:24 pm to 225Tyga
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How is that possible? I can’t picture a kitchen layout that has access behind a microwave
Sits in the corner on the counter and I did find a long lost one back there about 6 months ago.
Posted on 3/8/23 at 9:25 pm to elprez00
Complaining that she has so much to do when she runs the dishwasher and laundry with half loads. If she's so stressed, stop giving yourself unnecessary chores and maximize the efficiency of our machinery. God knows she has enough damn clothes to fill up multiple laundry baskets. I only run a load when I'm running out of underwear.
This post was edited on 3/8/23 at 9:26 pm
Posted on 3/8/23 at 9:25 pm to fallguy_1978
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My wife decided we needed new curtains about 2 months ago. I haven't seen my tape measure since. I bought another one the first time I needed it and couldn't find it.
No curtains, ever. Tools are kept very organized. My fridge, pantry and closet looks like "Sleeping With the Enemy" is here.
Posted on 3/8/23 at 9:27 pm to elprez00
2 words that will tear our household apart: “junk drawer”
Posted on 3/8/23 at 9:29 pm to fallguy_1978
After her using and losing 4 pairs of scissors, I bought an expensive set and store it on the top shelf of our cabinets. She’s short and I’m tall. She can see them but not reach, and she constantly complains. I told her to produce 2 of the 4 lost, and I’ll lower it one shelf.
Every single tool she uses disappears. Hammer, screwdriver, tape measure, gone. Every time.
Every single tool she uses disappears. Hammer, screwdriver, tape measure, gone. Every time.
Posted on 3/8/23 at 9:29 pm to fallguy_1978
quote:I bought mine her own hot pink tool box full of tools, levels, tape measure and electric screw driver………. I still see my needle nose pliers and duck tape in it from time to time.
My wife decided we needed new curtains about 2 months ago. I haven't seen my tape measure since. I bought another one the first time I needed it and couldn't find it.
Posted on 3/8/23 at 9:29 pm to RT1941
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Excessive use of bathroom tissue. I am 100% positive females eat TP, there’s no other explanation.
But have you ever known a female to replace the roll, or is there just a cardboard tube until you take action?
I’m convinced they wipe with the tube and put it back on the holder.
Posted on 3/8/23 at 9:29 pm to liz18lsu
I'm not a neat freak, more of slightly disheveled but organized chaos, but almost everything has its place in my world
This post was edited on 3/8/23 at 9:30 pm
Posted on 3/8/23 at 9:30 pm to fallguy_1978
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have like 5 meat thermometers because I just get pissed off that it's not in the drawer I keep it in and I just go buy another one. Eventually I'll find one like behind the microwave and put it back into the regular rotation
I have a supply of certain items in my top drawer because the three females in my house can never put things where they belong.
Scissors
Thermometers
Advil
Pens
Stapler
Scutch tape
Etc
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