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re: Spousal Annoyances...Anyone else ever have to deal with this one with your better half?
Posted on 3/8/23 at 9:31 pm to MyRockstarComplex
Posted on 3/8/23 at 9:31 pm to MyRockstarComplex
My wife will get out a new roll when there’s like 40% of the current one left
Can’t complain there too much I guess except for the fact she needs > 40% of a roll to pee
Can’t complain there too much I guess except for the fact she needs > 40% of a roll to pee
Posted on 3/8/23 at 9:31 pm to elprez00
She just keeps talking... I've tried all of the subtle clues to let her know I'm not interested, but she just keeps talking. Day after day, after story, complaint after complaint. Just keeps talking
Posted on 3/8/23 at 9:31 pm to LSUFanHouston
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I have a supply of certain items in my top drawer because the three females in my house can never put things where they belong
3 women for many years here but 2 now. I keep a pair of fingernail clippers in my gun safe
Posted on 3/8/23 at 9:35 pm to fallguy_1978
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3 women for many years here but 2 now. I keep a pair of fingernail clippers in my gun safe

Posted on 3/8/23 at 9:35 pm to LSUFanHouston
quote:I`m taking notes sir.
I have a supply of certain items in my top drawer because the three females in my house can never put things where they belong.
Scissors
Thermometers
Advil
Pens
Stapler
Scutch tape
Etc
Posted on 3/8/23 at 9:37 pm to fallguy_1978
quote:May as well make room for a meat thermometer and a tape measure.
3 women for many years here but 2 now. I keep a pair of fingernail clippers in my gun safe

Posted on 3/8/23 at 9:39 pm to fallguy_1978
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How long have you been married? My wife decided we needed new curtains about 2 months ago. I haven't seen my tape measure since. I bought another one the first time I needed it and couldn't find it.
Married for a few; living together for a decade or so.
And she’s definitely run off with my tape measure, but I don’t put that in the same category as intentionally moving my shite around. That’s just using something and not putting it back.
I did buy a second tape measure, though

Posted on 3/8/23 at 9:41 pm to RT1941
We each have our own tools and do not go in each other's toolbox. Purse and wallet are fine to dig in but stay out of the other person's toolbox and tackle box.
If a tape measure is left out we know which one it is because we have different brands/kinds
If a tape measure is left out we know which one it is because we have different brands/kinds

This post was edited on 3/8/23 at 9:43 pm
Posted on 3/8/23 at 9:42 pm to elprez00
My husband misplaces stuff and his hair gets all over the place.
And he never remembers what I say, but that may be on purpose.
And he never remembers what I say, but that may be on purpose.
Posted on 3/8/23 at 9:49 pm to elprez00
frickin hell yeah almost exactly that.
Posted on 3/8/23 at 9:50 pm to elprez00
Where are your keys?
In my purse.
(the follow up question has been
pitched 1 million times)
WHERE IS YOUR PURSE?
Jumping out of window.
In my purse.
(the follow up question has been
pitched 1 million times)
WHERE IS YOUR PURSE?
Jumping out of window.
Posted on 3/8/23 at 9:52 pm to upgrayedd
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I'm amazed at how much shite she can cram in every nook and cranny

Posted on 3/8/23 at 9:55 pm to Doofus
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My wife doesnt pick up after herself at all and then complains when the house is messy but looking around it is all her crap and not mine.
That and alternatively, we have an equal amount of stuff out but she’ll quietly pick up her stuff, wait a bit and then bitch about the mess.
Posted on 3/8/23 at 9:56 pm to elprez00
She has a sixth sense. No matter where she is in the house as soon as my arse touches the couch or my head hits the pillow, she will come up with some meaningless task that I need to do at that very moment. It’s truly amazing.
Posted on 3/8/23 at 10:08 pm to elprez00
Her: I got a deal on these pillows...couldn't afford not to buy..
Me: More pillows? Where will they go?
Her: On top of the 17 pillows already on our bed, silly.
Me: More pillows? Where will they go?
Her: On top of the 17 pillows already on our bed, silly.
Posted on 3/8/23 at 10:12 pm to GreenRockTiger
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And he never remembers what I say, but that may be on purpose.
Do you happen to constantly want to have deep conversations with him while he’s in the middle of something? Or how bout right before bed?

Posted on 3/8/23 at 10:14 pm to elprez00
quote:no I actually don’t talk much irl
Do you happen to constantly want to have deep conversations with him while he’s in the middle of something? Or how bout right before bed?
Posted on 3/8/23 at 10:16 pm to elprez00
So many things hit home in this thread.
I'm convinced my wife is physically unable to fully close a door.....cabinets, fridge, dishwasher, bathroom. One day I decided I wasn't going to go behind her and close the doors in the kitchen that she left open. I couldn't go more than 5 minutes before it bothered me too much and had to close the 4 that were open.

I'm convinced my wife is physically unable to fully close a door.....cabinets, fridge, dishwasher, bathroom. One day I decided I wasn't going to go behind her and close the doors in the kitchen that she left open. I couldn't go more than 5 minutes before it bothered me too much and had to close the 4 that were open.
This post was edited on 3/8/23 at 10:19 pm
Posted on 3/8/23 at 10:19 pm to Chris Farley
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She has a sixth sense. No matter where she is in the house as soon as my arse touches the couch or my head hits the pillow, she will come up with some meaningless task that I need to do at that very moment. It’s truly amazing.
Constantly late to everything but has impeccable timing when she wants me to do something
This post was edited on 3/8/23 at 10:22 pm
Posted on 3/8/23 at 10:21 pm to adamau
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She just keeps talking... I've tried all of the subtle clues to let her know I'm not interested, but she just keeps talking. Day after day, after story, complaint after complaint. Just keeps talking

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