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Somebody convince me that Metairie Mardi Gras doesn't suck.

Posted on 3/5/19 at 12:24 pm
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
6567 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 12:24 pm
Never been, but watching on TV I'm failing to see anything appealing. Who wants to hang out on Veterans? And don't give me the "family friendly" argument..... There are hundreds of thousands of families with kids on the uptown route.

My theory is that within the last 20 years, even people who live in suburbs (like me) have acknowledged that the suburbs aren't cool. Which is why most white people in the burbs have gone back to attending parades in the city. Maybe the ones left on Vets are just racist.
Posted by Michael Hayes
Member since Mar 2014
1391 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 12:26 pm to
I've been a few times (Metarie) when I was younger. Not much on parades anymore, but I've always had a great time there.
This post was edited on 3/5/19 at 12:31 pm
Posted by Demshoes
Up in here
Member since Aug 2015
10179 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 12:27 pm to
From watching on TV, my unscientific opinion is most of the folks look like they're from St. John, St. Charles, and other such Parishes.
Posted by J Murdah
Member since Jun 2008
39776 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 12:28 pm to
This doesnt surprise me, you're a huge whiny bitch on here.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164014 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 12:29 pm to
Easier to get in and our probably has a lot to do with people going to those.
Posted by OchoDedos
Republic of Texas
Member since Oct 2014
33967 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 12:29 pm to
If I had young kids, I wouldnt take them downtown. Lots of people dont want the hassle of dealing with the Rabble.
Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
90437 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 12:30 pm to
I cant

They do suck. Theyve sucked for at least 20 years
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
25831 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 12:32 pm to
quote:

Somebody convince me that Mardi Gras doesn't suck.


FIFY
Posted by STEVED00
Member since May 2007
22368 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 12:32 pm to
If you like the Mardi Gras experience but don't want to deal with the traffic, parking, jockeying for a spot, and enormous crowds packed in to a small place then go to Metry.

You can literally leave your house less than an hour before the parade starts, easily set up a spot w/ ladder on the route, catch a ton of stuff, and be home quickly after the parade is over.
Posted by tankyank13
NOLA
Member since Nov 2012
7713 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 12:35 pm to
They suck from my perspective but my 5 and 1 year old enjoy them. All that matters, breh
This post was edited on 3/5/19 at 12:40 pm
Posted by PortHudsonPlaya
Houston
Member since Jul 2017
3170 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 12:40 pm to
Wake up call: nobody cares. Yes, the Astros are better than the Sugarland Skeeters but my kids don’t give a shite and neither do I. I can go watch baseball without having to deal with city trash and not spend near as much. Same for Metairie parades. One day you’ll grow up and realize you don’t always have to be so ‘trendy’.
Posted by choupiquesushi
yaton rouge
Member since Jun 2006
30432 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 12:44 pm to
at the height of white flight the metry parades were solid.... after the oil bust... it's been a slow steady decline.
Posted by SirSaintly
Uptown, New Orleans
Member since Feb 2013
3131 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 12:47 pm to
I did Metairie for Mardi Gras day back in the 80's and 90's when I was a kid, on Bonnabel.

My parents took us Uptown for Rex and Zulu early morning and then to Bonnabel where a family friend lived and as a kid I thought it was awesome. I preferred Metairie Mardi Gras day back then b/c it wasn't as crowded and I actually caught a ton of shite, which when you're a kid, is the most important thing. The trashy people were on Severn or down by Moby Dick's and Jiggers.

Now though, Metairie parades suck. They're small and the crowd is much much trashier all over the route. Nowadays I'd just take the time and go to St. Charles up by Napoleon.
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
21226 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 12:51 pm to
Grown men arguing about parades, the end is near.
Posted by Parmen
Member since Apr 2016
18317 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 12:58 pm to
quote:

Somebody convince me that Metairie Mardi Gras doesn't suck.


Not your personal army. Downvoted.
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
21352 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 1:01 pm to
Paging the OT ladies. Please fix this guy.
Posted by raw dog
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2011
483 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 1:02 pm to
quote:

There are hundreds of thousands of families with kids on the uptown route


Huge if true
This post was edited on 3/5/19 at 1:03 pm
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
29862 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 1:04 pm to
you get drunk going there, get drunker while there to the point you dont even see the parade, often you wake up sleeping in the car after someone took you home

thats the average "good" mardi gras parade experience

mardi gras is for young people to get drunk and act a fool, its not about seeing a parade or even remembering it
This post was edited on 3/5/19 at 1:05 pm
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57443 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 1:04 pm to
Do you ever stop complaining about shite?
Posted by go ta hell ole miss
Member since Jan 2007
13612 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 1:06 pm to
Convince me that the person too lame to actually go to the parades, watches on TV and complains about how bad parades suck doesn’t suck themselves.

As long as you are alive I will never be the most bitter person around. Keep hating! It’s noble work you are doing.
This post was edited on 3/5/19 at 1:08 pm
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