Favorite team:LSU 
Location:The Upside Down
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Occupation:Retired porn star.
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Registered on:8/2/2005
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re: Why did Aranda not put a spy on Plumlee the whole game? - Slippy
Spies get blocked. And who do we have that's faster than that guy?...
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re: Alexa how do I get shiny hair? - Slippy
I don’t know, but I once had a secretary who told me that jizz made a good face cream....
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re: Why does ginger ale help when you’re sick? - Slippy
I pretty much like a ginger anytime, whether sick or not....
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re: Post Season Ticket Requests - Slippy
If the past is any indication, nobody but the really high rollers will get anything other than 2 tickets to the championship game....
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re: Big plays you successfully guessed pre-snap - Slippy
I called the interception. No really. Ask my son. ...
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re: US District Court in NOLA has stayed a bunch of civil cases where fraud has been alleged. - Slippy
There is more coming on this very soon, I think. There are some people who aren't sleeping well right now. Oh, did you notice that Motta and Alfortish have hired "Mr. Ethics" Dane Ciolino to represent them? Weird....
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Do you prefer being alone, or does it make you anxious? - Slippy
Thread was about whether you want other people around when watching LSU on TV (big no from me). I am an only child, so being alone feels natural to me. I have a wife and 3 kids, lots of family and friends, but I feel like my natural state is by myself. I prefer it. I like hanging out with othe...
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re: Am I the only one who hates talking about a game before it’s played? - Slippy
[quote]Y R U HERE? [/quote][quote]Y R U HERE? [/quote] It all started with the Big Bang. Galaxies formed when stars were pulled together by gravity. Planets formed and began orbiting stars. Organic molecules formed in harsh marine environments which led to the development of life. Th...
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Am I the only one who hates talking about a game before it’s played? - Slippy
You people are just A. Engaging in meaningless mental masturbation, B. Demonstrating that you don’t have much of a life, and C. Setting yourselves up for catastrophic disappointment. Talk about something else. Watch Real Housewives. Have sex with a real woman. Then turn the game on...
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Saw something really creepy in Dallas the other night. - Slippy
Took a few clients to dinner at Grand Lux in the Galleria (yeah, it’s cheesy, but it’s close to their office and they picked it). After dinner a few of us retired to the bar for one more drink before heading out. So this fat old man (appeared close to 80) comes in with what looked like a VERY yo...
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re: T-24 hours. How are you spending your remaining minutes 'til kick off? - Slippy
Poor Aycock. They misspelled his name on the little placard....
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re: New MSY in game thread - Slippy
I am here. Lunching at the bar at Mondo. This place is amazing. Has exceeded every one of my expectations. Worst part was the Loyola exit and crossing Vets, but honestly it wasn’t that bad. A+++...
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re: New MSY in game thread - Slippy
I fly out at 1pm. Despite my negative internet persona, I am a pretty optimistic person. I have seen pictures and the place looks amazing. I know that the people over there have been working around the clock to make it hum. So we'll see. The big question is where to eat lunch. ...
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Why does the ACC suck so damn bad? - Slippy
It’s like a dumpster full of used hypodermic needles and dead babies, on fire, careening down a mountain toward a nursing home. It sucks more than cancer. There is no limit to how much it sucks. Just a collection of bad teams with bad players. Tennessee might be a playoff contender if it were in...
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re: We are gonna push Bama's stool in. - Slippy
I require that you get yo arse up in them woods....
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We are gonna push Bama's stool in. - Slippy
Cracking open the bourbon now. I'll be drunk til Sunday. Geaux Tigers. ...
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I know when my AA neighbor is having sex. - Slippy
He turns on the 80's sexy soul music -- you know, like Teddy Pendergrast and shite -- and cranks it WAY up. It stays on until like 1:00 in the morning. Started early tonight....
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re: Are Spaniards white? - Slippy
[quote]Will Slippy welcome a mixed grandkid in 2020?[/quote] Bitch, my granddaughter was born in September. And she is lily white. And beautiful....
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re: Simple Joy to Leadership under CEO - Slippy
Joy. [img]https://mediadc.brightspotcdn.com/dims4/default/7783cf9/2147483647/strip/true/crop/2290x1322+0+0/resize/2290x1322!/quality/90/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fmediadc.brightspotcdn.com%2Fce%2F50%2F069ae5c7401893b96dbcf0ca2c40%2F071118-behar.jpg[/img]...
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re: I don’t care - Slippy
Is your dad the reason you keep women locked in your basement?...
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