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re: Love bugs acting weird

Posted by Slippy on 8/23/26 at 10:54 am to
They've been doing weird stuff forever. When I had an apartment at LSU, I left a window open all day. Came home and there were thousands of them on my bed. Some alive, most dead.
Once had a nice pair of Birkenstock slides that I paid $130 for. They didn’t last more than a year. Just bought some cheap Chinese imitations on Amazon for $34. They are amazingly comfortable.

Needed a pair of stretchy golf pants for a trip. Bought a pair on Amazon for $25. I literally wear them everywhere.

My good Bushnell binoculars broke. (I like watching birds.) Bought some cheap ones on Amazon for $31 and they are better than the expensive ones that broke.

Life is too short. Be the lowest common denominator.

Mostly middle aged, dressed appropriately. Nobody looked homeless. No obvious tats and metal.
I’m neither an idiot nor am I making anything up. These cases have been discussed on this board MANY times. Am I an idiot for not giving some out of state numbnuts the full backstory?
Nothing in the world has annoyed me more than those chiffon wearing wannabe elitist fricktards thinking they are good at football. It’s time to restore order and return them to their rightful place of being everyone else’s prison bitch.

God, I hate them so much. The grove should be bulldozed.
Was at federal court for something else and the marshal led them down the hall into the courtroom. They were a very friendly bunch, all smiles.

In related news, I understand that yesterday the government laid out all the cell phone pings for Alfortish, Harris and Chunky on the day of the murder, showing their movements and where they met up. shite gettin real, yo.
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Every single day this board learns who amongst us loves to suck a big ol dick.



Man, I am as heterosexual as they come. Which is part of why I posted this, because I like women.

And it's obvious that if Trump asked you to polish his mushroom, you'd be all over it.
sorry I started a fight in the middle of your black panther party.
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Do you know *why* she favors him so much?


No, and I don't care. I just want one of those.
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“You are all that matters to me,” Harp writes to Trump, “I don’t want to ever let you down.”

She thanks the former and future president for being “my Guardian and Protector in this life.”




I hope they are calling his mom up too.

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I am a lineman for the county
And I drive the main road
Searching in the sun for another overload
My roommate dated a chick from Bogalusa at LSU back in the 80's. Girl would literally frick anyone and everyone. He eventually woke up to that fact.
I am the tip of the zipper. I instinctively move to the front of the line and have never had an issue getting over. If you don’t like it, suck what’s behind my zipper.
This reminds me of Karl Tanzler, the Key West physician who preserved his wife’s corpse and had sex with it. Google.

My wife hates jewelry, doesn’t get Botox, doesn’t color her gray hair, mows the lawn, tends the flower beds, goes to daily mass, and wears a wardrobe consisting mostly of LL Bean.

I love her.

She also has cancer. Stop and count your blessings and thank God for your loved ones.
I love the Big Bend area. Planning to go in October. It's a national park, for crying out loud. And the roads in and out of there are already crawling with border patrol.

Build the wall everywhere else, and beef up the cyber barriers, border cameras and personnel where needed in Big Bend. Just leave it the frick alone.
Thank God.

https://thehill.com/policy/energy-environment/6033555-rodney-scott-halts-park-barrier/

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Customs and Border Protection (CBP) Commissioner Rodney Scott said he would halt construction activity in Big Bend National Park as efforts to erect a border barrier have met bipartisan pushback.

In a video posted to social media on Monday, Scott said, “Last night I put a pause on all activity in that park as far as construction goes until I can get down there and do a personal evaluation.”


As Fareed points out in an excellent talk, starting in the 90’s (when they elected a conservative PM), Sweden went from being the most liberal economy with the most generous cradle-to-grave social benefits to doing an absolute 180 and becoming a country built on free enterprise. Why? Because socialism rendered the country broke. Sweden still has universal health care and a huge pension system, but these things only account for 37% of their total spending. Barely above the USA’s.

France, Italy, and the UK…. This is the way. If you can get your head out of your asses and reverse course.

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Or you could just invest in an actual woman.

re: What is your life’s purpose?

Posted by Slippy on 8/14/26 at 2:35 pm to
To find a Popeye's where the staff are attentive and courteous.