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re: So this guy allegedly robbed Lee Michaels Jeweler

Posted on 10/13/20 at 11:35 am to
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57507 posts
Posted on 10/13/20 at 11:35 am to
The one time you can wear a mask in a jewelry store without raising alarms and this dumbass doesn't even do it
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21546 posts
Posted on 10/13/20 at 11:38 am to
quote:

is the right pantleg rolled up a sign of ghey,straight or other?


When I was a kid, it was the sign of someone riding a bike.....so the pant leg didn't get caught in the chain.
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
8687 posts
Posted on 10/13/20 at 11:43 am to
But would the police recognize him if he changed which pant leg was rolled up?
Posted by Mariner
Mandeville, LA
Member since Jul 2009
1947 posts
Posted on 10/13/20 at 11:49 am to
I have purchased several items over time at LMFJ in Lakeside mall. The people there are extremely nice, but they have to balance showing jewelry to potential customers to mall rats coming in and trying something up to no good. One time the mgr was in the middle of showing me bracelets for my wife, and in comes 5 tennagers. I knew exactly where that was going so I offered him to help them while I look at a piece. I could tell he wanted them out of there asap. He politely offers help and the guy gives him a rubber wristband watch likely from Academy for 30 dollars, and wants it cleaned. He tells them that the machine will likely break the integrity of the watch. The guy kept pespering while they stsrted to spread out. He hurried up, took it in the back, and cleaned it, or acted like they did. Brought it out and told them it is on the house and to have a good day. He was on the defense.

They must get into that situation a few times a day. They now have a security guard there.
Posted by 504Voodoo
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2012
13538 posts
Posted on 10/13/20 at 12:02 pm to
Is that X-Pac?
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
26033 posts
Posted on 10/13/20 at 12:31 pm to
quote:

The suspect is described as a slim build white male with long dark curly hair, facial hair, 25-32 years of age, 6’-6”2” wearing a black shirt with green sweat pants.


He deserves this as this is part of his reparations
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56353 posts
Posted on 10/13/20 at 12:37 pm to
quote:

described as a slim build described as a slim build white male

white male
Posted by LSUBadger
Member since Jan 2014
2238 posts
Posted on 10/13/20 at 1:23 pm to
I’m sure people that he works with will recognize him and alert the police


Haaaaaaaa!
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
17040 posts
Posted on 10/13/20 at 1:39 pm to
I didn’t think the one pants leg up was cool anymore
Posted by TribeCalledQuest
Member since Apr 2020
482 posts
Posted on 10/13/20 at 1:55 pm to
I thought Post Malone was rich?
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
30279 posts
Posted on 10/13/20 at 2:12 pm to
quote:

Kaepernick


That was my exact first thought.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114004 posts
Posted on 10/13/20 at 2:49 pm to
This dude looks like a hipster wanna be from the waste up and a gangster wanna be from the hips down.
Posted by dagrippa
Saigon
Member since Nov 2004
11300 posts
Posted on 10/13/20 at 2:57 pm to
raycis
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69145 posts
Posted on 10/13/20 at 6:21 pm to
That's burglary not robbery though. I thought robbery required force or threat of force.
Posted by NOSTRODAMUS
Prairieville/Dutchtown
Member since Dec 2003
16215 posts
Posted on 10/13/20 at 6:44 pm to
If John Kasir and beaker had a son.
Posted by Tigerlaff
FIGHTING out of the Carencro Sonic
Member since Jan 2010
20884 posts
Posted on 10/13/20 at 6:50 pm to
quote:

That's burglary not robbery though. I thought robbery required force or threat of force.


This is just good old fashioned theft.
Posted by The People
LSU Alumni
Member since Aug 2008
4210 posts
Posted on 10/13/20 at 6:53 pm to
This guy looks clueless

I am sure Detectives will have him custody soon. I have heard they don’t catch the smart ones, so that won’t be a problem in this case.
This post was edited on 10/14/20 at 4:15 pm
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114004 posts
Posted on 10/13/20 at 7:28 pm to
Does he have a probation ankle bracelet on? It sort of looks like it on the leg where the pants leg is raised.
Posted by LSUTigerFan247
Member since Jun 2017
3639 posts
Posted on 10/14/20 at 11:21 am to
Identified:



Baton Rouge Police Detectives have identified CLU MATTOX HUMBLE as the individual responsible for the robbery of Lee Michaels Fine Jewelry, 6401 Bluebonnet Blvd, that occurred on October 12, 2020. HUMBLE is 22 years of age, 5'11" / 140 lbs, and is believed to have ties in Denham Springs, LA.
Posted by WhuckFistle
Member since Jul 2015
3009 posts
Posted on 10/14/20 at 11:23 am to
Clu??? Kid never stood a chance.
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