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re: So My Niece Wants to Be An Assassin
Posted on 5/29/20 at 2:37 pm to SirSaintly
Posted on 5/29/20 at 2:37 pm to SirSaintly
More respectable than being a twitch thot
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Posted on 5/29/20 at 2:37 pm to SirSaintly
It's way better than having aspirations to be a porn fluffer or prostitute so there's that.
Posted on 5/29/20 at 2:39 pm to SirSaintly
She watched a little too much Kill Bill
Posted on 5/29/20 at 2:40 pm to SirSaintly
So she was born with the killing instincts of a spider. It happens. 
Posted on 5/29/20 at 2:41 pm to MSTiger33
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Some people just have to scratch that itch to kill people.
I had a friend that came back from the middle east and tried the whole going to college and get a degree route. I think he dropped out after one semester and became a mercenary and is I assume back in the middle east somewhere
Posted on 5/29/20 at 2:44 pm to SirSaintly
Who doesn't want to be a spy, especially at that age. I remember watching James Bond and playing Goldeneye as a kid, and thought about how awesome being in the CIA would be.
Posted on 5/29/20 at 2:45 pm to SirSaintly
Maybe when she took the Kuder Preference Test the results showed a certain moral flexibility. The child is focused on what gives her the best chance for success. Kudos to her for exhibiting a realistic ambition at such an early age. Most 12 year olds want to be pro athletes, Hollywood movie stars, or rappers.
Posted on 5/29/20 at 2:45 pm to SirSaintly
She's like Varsity Blues Kyle Moxon..er Jesus..er El Shabazz..er Cult Leader.
Buy her a copy of Ghost Dog.
Buy her a copy of Ghost Dog.
This post was edited on 5/29/20 at 2:56 pm
Posted on 5/29/20 at 2:48 pm to SirSaintly
Tell her to read the Mitch rapp series by Vince flynn. She'll really wanna do it after reading the books. Hell I wanted too as well haha
Posted on 5/29/20 at 2:50 pm to SirSaintly
It’s these fricking Illuminati Disney films.
Posted on 5/29/20 at 2:51 pm to SirSaintly
I’m so tired of these chick-fu girl power movies where some 5’3” 130lb broad physically manhandles trained killers with flexible kicks and tight clothing.
This post was edited on 5/29/20 at 3:09 pm
Posted on 5/29/20 at 2:55 pm to red sox fan 13
quote:She gonna get replaced by AI and drones. Dead end career path.
Leave her on the doorstep at the CIA headquarters and let her live out her dream. We can always use more assassins.
Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:03 pm to SirSaintly
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Was talking to my 12 yr old niece (no pics)
I feel like is extremely unnecessary to say on here, but I guess this is the OT though.
Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:06 pm to SirSaintly
I know this guy, Leon, that could show her the ropes.
Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:07 pm to SirSaintly
Awww. I remember my Assassin phase.
Good times, good times.
They usually grow out of it after they depose their first government leaders
Good times, good times.
They usually grow out of it after they depose their first government leaders
Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:08 pm to SirSaintly
Watch Grosse Pointe Blank with her. Really Whet her appetite. You should support her career goals.
This post was edited on 5/29/20 at 3:10 pm
Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:12 pm to WaterLink
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More respectable than being a twitch thot
She sounds crazy so even if she becomes an assassin, she can still be a twitch thot too.
Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:13 pm to SirSaintly
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I'm pretty sure my niece is a sociopath
Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:15 pm to lionward2014
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Who doesn't want to be a spy
I know what you are saying and I think everyone thinks it would be cool to be a spy... Until they realize the actual risk involved.
Not to mention the total commitment that one must give to their job.
But any 12 year old knows exactly what they want to do as a career and focuses on it, I envy them. I wish that when I was 12, I found something I was so passionate about, that I would have been focused enough to start pursuing it.
Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:16 pm to crash1211
Hi, Jenny Slater. Jenny Slater! JENNY SLATER!!!
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