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So My Niece Wants to Be An Assassin
Posted on 5/29/20 at 2:26 pm
Posted on 5/29/20 at 2:26 pm
Was talking to my 12 yr old niece (no pics) yesterday afternoon and we got on the topic of future career choices. She said she wants to be an assassin. I kinda laughed and was like no, really? And she 100% seriously told me she wants to be an assassin for the U.S. Govt. She said she'd like to kill people and not really get in trouble for it. She's already attempting to learn Arabic on her own and plans on taking it in college.
I'm pretty sure my niece is a sociopath
I told my brother and he thinks it's just a phase. If she were my kid, she'd be going to therapy
I'm pretty sure my niece is a sociopath
I told my brother and he thinks it's just a phase. If she were my kid, she'd be going to therapy
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Posted on 5/29/20 at 2:27 pm to SirSaintly
Girls are crazy, no matter the age
Posted on 5/29/20 at 2:27 pm to SirSaintly
She does have a good point.
Posted on 5/29/20 at 2:27 pm to SirSaintly
She doesn’t have enough life experience to know how off it sounds
As long as she isn’t killing pets & chopping them into tiny bits
As long as she isn’t killing pets & chopping them into tiny bits
Posted on 5/29/20 at 2:27 pm to SirSaintly
She’ll end up selling makeup on Facebook. I wouldn’t worry too much about it
This post was edited on 5/29/20 at 2:28 pm
Posted on 5/29/20 at 2:28 pm to SirSaintly
Sounds like she knows what she wants to do with her life, I don’t see the problem 
This post was edited on 5/29/20 at 2:29 pm
Posted on 5/29/20 at 2:28 pm to SirSaintly
I mean I'm 36 and I kinda want to be an assassin
Posted on 5/29/20 at 2:29 pm to SirSaintly
Leave her on the doorstep at the CIA headquarters and let her live out her dream. We can always use more assassins.
Posted on 5/29/20 at 2:30 pm to SirSaintly
Maybe killing Hadjis is what is discussed often in the home. Kids model what they hear and see.
This post was edited on 5/29/20 at 2:33 pm
Posted on 5/29/20 at 2:30 pm to boosiebadazz
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She’ll end up selling makeup on Facebook. I wouldn’t worry too much about it
I don't have FB, but I see/hear people make this reference enough to ask.. How many fricking women sell makeup on FB?
Posted on 5/29/20 at 2:30 pm to SirSaintly
My friend’s daughter always anted to be in the CIA. Solid athlete in high school and is in Arabic Studies at a college in DC. She already interned with them one summer.
Some people just have to scratch that itch to kill people.
Some people just have to scratch that itch to kill people.
Posted on 5/29/20 at 2:31 pm to SirSaintly
Is her name Arya?
Posted on 5/29/20 at 2:31 pm to SirSaintly
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This post was edited on 6/14/20 at 8:14 pm
Posted on 5/29/20 at 2:32 pm to Ricardo
She's been watching American Assassin repeatedly.
Posted on 5/29/20 at 2:33 pm to SirSaintly
I'm not sure whether it will be the white house, CEO, or prison, but this kid is going places.
Posted on 5/29/20 at 2:33 pm to SirSaintly
The House of Black and White is always looking for new recruits.
Posted on 5/29/20 at 2:35 pm to SirSaintly
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she 100% seriously told me she wants to be an assassin for the U.S. Govt.
I don't see anything wrong with it. She should be encouraged if that is really what she would like to do.
When I turned 30 I kinda had an mini-early-mid-life crisis where I really beat myself up over my career path. I would have loved to be a CIA field agent or some sort of black-ops operator. Not just for the killing though (that is a little out there that she said that about killing with no consequence). It was more about traveling and doing interesting work with badass equipment.
Oh well, maybe in another life...
This post was edited on 5/29/20 at 2:37 pm
Posted on 5/29/20 at 2:35 pm to SirSaintly
Teach her to shoot
Posted on 5/29/20 at 2:36 pm to SirSaintly
Would be cool af to know someone in the CIA
Posted on 5/29/20 at 2:36 pm to SirSaintly
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She said she'd like to kill people and not really get in trouble for it
yikes
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