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re: Sex doll in Pennsylvania creek mistaken for human remains

Posted on 2/14/23 at 2:15 pm to
Posted by dupergreenie
Member since May 2014
10068 posts
Posted on 2/14/23 at 2:15 pm to
quote:

Can it be lifelike if it's thought to be dead?


You should have sex with one of my ex girlfriends....you would swear she was dead....
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
37537 posts
Posted on 2/14/23 at 2:21 pm to
quote:

"lifelike silicone item used for self-gratification,"



I enjoyed reading this sentence so much more than the one about it being child sized.
Posted by atxfan
Member since Jul 2004
4198 posts
Posted on 2/14/23 at 2:27 pm to
Reminds me of Louie C.K.'s comedy bit debating whether they should make child sex dolls for pedophiles so they leave the kids alone.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
49086 posts
Posted on 2/14/23 at 2:29 pm to
quote:

we've reached a point where men can even get tired of putting up with a doll's shite.
Posted by lsu777
Lake Charles
Member since Jan 2004
38069 posts
Posted on 2/14/23 at 2:37 pm to
poliboard said its from the tanker spill that was caused by the CIA derailing the train and the biden admin doing a controlled burn, Biden himself gave the go ahead on this

thats what caused this. owner of the doll prolly died from the pollution in the creek. the doll is prolly melting.
Posted by L.A.
The Mojave Desert
Member since Aug 2003
66691 posts
Posted on 2/14/23 at 2:41 pm to
I would never have sex with a sex doll. Again.
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36787 posts
Posted on 2/14/23 at 3:04 pm to
quote:

The bit about it being the size of a small child is concerning.


Maybe....

Could just be cause the full size ones are expensive and harder to conceal/store.
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
24243 posts
Posted on 2/14/23 at 3:09 pm to
quote:

we've reached a point where men can even get tired of putting up with a doll's shite.

Same thing I was thinking. That doll had to have one smart mouth on it for someone to kill it, wrap it in trash bags and throw it in the creek...
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76323 posts
Posted on 2/14/23 at 3:11 pm to
probably couldn't make a decent sandwich.
Posted by mulletproof
Shambala
Member since Apr 2013
4738 posts
Posted on 2/14/23 at 5:28 pm to
quote:

we've reached a point where men can even get tired of putting up with a doll's shite.


That bitch put tomatoes in the gumbo.. frick her.
Posted by Michael T. Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2004
8886 posts
Posted on 2/14/23 at 5:37 pm to
Somewhere, a guy is talking to his therapist right now and giving the details about killing his “girlfriend.” She rejected his advances, didn’t want to meet his family, and he couldn’t take it.
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
16656 posts
Posted on 2/14/23 at 6:03 pm to
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a "lifelike silicone item used for self-gratification,"

Heyyyyy… why do they assume it was for selfish reasons? That ain’t right.

Valentine’s Day is here and it’s a day of unselfish giving. Can’t someone purchase one of these things for the gratification of another loved one?

Some people like a dozen roses, a box of chocolates, a stupid fricking Hallmark card, while others might simply prefer a child sized sex doll. Pretend she’s Vietnamese. That doesn’t make it selfish.
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