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Sex doll in Pennsylvania creek mistaken for human remains
Posted on 2/14/23 at 1:14 pm
Posted on 2/14/23 at 1:14 pm
Discarded? Lost off a pickup truck?
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The bit about it being the size of a small child is concerning.
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Multiple police officers and investigators responders were dispatched to a creek along SR-307 near Lake Winola in Pennsylvania after a father and child found what they believed to be discarded human remains near the water.
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According to Tunkhannock Township Police, they were retrieving a ball from the creek when they discovered a black plastic bag with what appeared to be a human foot sticking out of it.
Responding officers and a county coroner observed the bag and foot without disturbing it. The item was "extremely lifelike" and the decision was made to call the Pennsylvania State Police to document the bag and then open it.
After all the necessary steps were taken, it was determined that the item was not human, but a "lifelike silicone item used for self-gratification," the size of a small child, according to officials.
The bit about it being the size of a small child is concerning.
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Posted on 2/14/23 at 1:14 pm to LegendInMyMind
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"lifelike silicone item used for self-gratification,"
This post was edited on 2/14/23 at 1:15 pm
Posted on 2/14/23 at 1:15 pm to LegendInMyMind
We live in a sick world. 
Posted on 2/14/23 at 1:15 pm to LegendInMyMind
Can it be lifelike if it's thought to be dead?
Posted on 2/14/23 at 1:16 pm to soccerfüt
I thought about using that in the title instead of sex doll.
Posted on 2/14/23 at 1:16 pm to LegendInMyMind
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the size of a small child
Uhhh
Posted on 2/14/23 at 1:17 pm to LegendInMyMind
dna to prove pedi
Posted on 2/14/23 at 1:17 pm to LegendInMyMind
Ahem …
Posted on 2/14/23 at 1:19 pm to LegendInMyMind
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but a "lifelike silicone item used for self-gratification," the size of a small child,
This is the disturbing part.
The headline could read
"Pennsylvania pair perplexed and perturbed post-picking up pervert's petite plastic plaything."
This post was edited on 2/14/23 at 1:20 pm
Posted on 2/14/23 at 1:28 pm to fr33manator
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"Pennsylvania pair perplexed and perturbed post-picking up pervert's petite plastic plaything."
Perfect!
Posted on 2/14/23 at 1:33 pm to fr33manator
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"Pennsylvania pair perplexed and perturbed post-picking up pervert's petite plastic plaything."
Nice. I didn't think about alliteration for this one.
Posted on 2/14/23 at 1:34 pm to LegendInMyMind
Farva lost it off his patrol car.
Posted on 2/14/23 at 1:35 pm to LegendInMyMind
there are some really sick people in this world
Posted on 2/14/23 at 1:51 pm to LegendInMyMind
That's so sad. Everyone said she was a RealDoll™.
Posted on 2/14/23 at 2:01 pm to LegendInMyMind
damn! not a single pic.
Posted on 2/14/23 at 2:03 pm to LegendInMyMind
Today's generation is a bunch of freaks and perverts.
In my day, we used blow up dolls, much classier.
In my day, we used blow up dolls, much classier.
Posted on 2/14/23 at 2:05 pm to LegendInMyMind
we've reached a point where men can even get tired of putting up with a doll's shite.
Posted on 2/14/23 at 2:08 pm to soccerfüt
quote:
"lifelike silicone item used for self-gratification,"
that covers a lot of ground
Posted on 2/14/23 at 2:13 pm to LegendInMyMind
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lifelike silicone item used for self-gratification
Pics?
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the size of a small child
frick, never mind
Posted on 2/14/23 at 2:14 pm to KennabraTiger
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the size of a small child
frick, never mind
maybe it's a midget doll?
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