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re: No shave November is now a celebration of "toxic masculinity" and transphobia - mulletproof
I am declaring December as wipe your arse with your hand month to save the environment. The left can glorify muslims and tree huggers... It's a twofer. I nominate Freemanator to come up with a catchy name for this movement....
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re: Auburn fans don't travel well - mulletproof
We had to leave early. Who knew Waffle Houses in Arky required reservations? :dunno: ...
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re: Ole Miss (eventual) coach search - mulletproof
They should be beating down Bill Clarks door. The man is an excellent coach and unless you have been in a coma since 2014. He basically brought UAB back from the death penalty. Not just any old death penalty, but one imposed by bammer and the rec. ...
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re: Seriously is Auburn the villain in the Sec? - mulletproof
We like to think so. Now call your old lady in here, go sit your arse in the corner and stfu or you don't get to watch....
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re: When LSU beats Aubie, is Gus back on the hot seat? - mulletproof
You seem like a cutter. Do you cut yourself out of self-loathing or are you crying out for attention?...
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re: Which Mascot will dress today For Ole Miss? - mulletproof
Not sure, but the job of "Dumbass Mascot Boy" is now a community service gig. Pick up litter for 4 straight weekends or wear the shark costume for a day and you have to do pushups when the other team scores....
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re: Who is this Roy Moore guy? - mulletproof
Watch the movie "Mr. Smith Goes To Washington". Then imagine Bruce Dern as Mr. Smith with a huge Christ complex and a Rudolph Hess haircut....
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re: LSU 2nd best program in SEC history - mulletproof
Yeah, you gumps are oozing with charisma....
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Where is the Missouri review? - mulletproof
Why are we doing Mercer....
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re: Three Traveling Salesmen at a Hotel (No homo) - mulletproof
[quote]kafka[/quote] I had questionable chinese today. Please give a brotha a kige warning. I nearly shite the bed. :lol:...
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re: Just passed through the Mobile tunnel - mulletproof
The past three years we have strung lights up on the Eastern shore entrance at Christmas. We recently converted to Islam though, so this year we thought a 55 gallon drum of ANFO detonated on the first day of Ramadan would be festive....
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re: WTF happened on the Plains yesterday? - mulletproof
Exactly. Fallen asleep in his car, festooned with pistols like some goddam pirate and he would have been fine. If he played for bammer.....
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re: Come on Sean White - mulletproof
On the plus side, he just moved up the waiting list for a spot on Manziel's posse....
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re: Laugh at LSU thread - mulletproof
We are counting on you bullies. Make tAftergrind great again. :nana:...
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re: Let the party begin - mulletproof
This party will seem like it lasts forevah..@12MILBUYOUT....
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re: Cash me outside girl rap video - mulletproof
Sadly, I'm not sure that girl makes it to 18....
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re: Name my son - mulletproof
Go with a strong 1960's Hollywood name. Dash Riprock or Bolt Upright....
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re: Which Walmart do you believe is the worst and why? - mulletproof
[quote]Selma, Al.[/quote] Big fricking amen on that. Beyond shithole....
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re: SEC goes 3-0 daggers the heart of the ACC .... - mulletproof
Taterheads up clempson, curbstomp inbound....
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