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I have typing Tourettes and just came off a two year TD ban. Didn't see any of you assholes telling Chicken how cool I was..

Im not bitter though.
38 year old closeted lesbian groomed by a domineering diesel dyke named "Amanda", runs away to life her best life. Love story being furiously adapted into a screenplay by Netflix as we speak.
That's not Broad St. or Water Ave. Not Selma... Don't disparage my ex- homies!!

re: Pictures from days gone by....

Posted by mulletproof on 2/21/26 at 5:15 am to
Man, I went one pump too far on a water rocket back in 1975, trying to set the neighborhood distance record. Heaving on that last pump and trigger lock gave up and I took a direct shot into my left cheek bone. Ended my water rocket career..

re: Canned spray foam

Posted by mulletproof on 2/20/26 at 10:11 pm to
"There’s barely any in the can. It’s empty in 10 seconds"

This.

I just found dumb reasons to finish off the can in the attic or a doghouse or something.
Will I get to pick out my robot dick or just assigned one like when this consciousness became a meat machine?
Throw a couple high top basketball shoes in there. You won't hear the balls..
None of that matters in biden's America. There would be 10 ninjas kicking her in the head she would get suspended for fighting.

re: Mayberry was peaceful

Posted by mulletproof on 2/26/23 at 1:10 pm to
Rafe Hollister was married.
I stayed away from black people and read an old Dilbert cartoon book.
Chicken can we start a tipping board on here k thanx.
Sorry for your loss brother. Lost mine in 2000. Think about him every day.
You better be in the moment downhill son. I have a nice jagged scar in my bicep from 30 years ago I got on a downhill spill into a dry cedar skeleton. That pos poked holes in my back and my arse too. fricking unstable arse Cannondale. That 21 pound bitch would climb doe.
We used to change drivers while drunk by climbing out the driver window, over the hood at 55 miles an hour, and climbing in the passenger window on Hwy 80 back in my stupid years. So yeah..I guess.

re: n

Posted by mulletproof on 2/23/23 at 11:05 pm to
Such a misunderstood culture. They should be studied more in their natural habitat of Liberia.
You clowns need to pool your money together and try to get Montgomery's mayor to come over and straighten shite out over there. That dude is woke but knows where the based butter is on the biscuit.
Google "brown paper bag test" if you want to see some real white supremacy.

re: Green Natural Burial

Posted by mulletproof on 2/23/23 at 8:40 pm to
Just buried in a shroud naturally. No stealing your eyes or neck bones for cadaver unneccesssry back surgeries. I'm all in.

re: Green Natural Burial

Posted by mulletproof on 2/23/23 at 8:23 pm to
Get it right son. They buried him beneath a clone of the live oak Updyke tried to kill. He wanted his body to nourish that tree. GOAT Auburn man. War Eagle coach!!
Shoulda did what I did Shapiro, kept your old bottle, refill it, then draw crazy step and fetchit black face google eyes on poor Aint Jemima cause frick you woke shitbirds.