mulletproof

Get Darth's name out of your tiny mouth.

As long as you've never spilled your seed upon the ground there Mr. Onan, sounds like your the candidate were looking for in Heaven..

I'm renting a bedroom from Super Saint, so I have to keister that shite.

I guess this started as a "woo hoo look at this hot chick knowing crap about football". I will pay attention to you bitches now, if you can stop a running back for only a 5 yard gain in a 5th grade pee wee Oklahoma drill..

Not one.. am I not Americaning as hard as y'all? My political stance is a little left.. Just to the left of Rudolph Hess.. What do I need to do guys?

Anybody ever think of going back to that time. with a Barrett 50 cal. and flexing on a T. Rex?

I think it's time we stop children..

No really... stop you old boomers.

If by college football, you mean LSUcoyote bathing with his dogs.. Then yes.

No.. fig, those are called bedroom eyes. I'm straight not surprised you have never seen those before. Microcephaly is the main tell that your mother drank cheap vodka trying to kill you in her womb. What hat size are you? 6 5/8?

Alien disclosure baw.. Sad thing is, nobody cares anymore.