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mulletproof
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| Location: | Shambala |
| Biography: | Underwent several past live regressions... could only remember winning an enormous swimmeet with millions of contestants, anywhoo... |
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| Occupation: | beanflicker |
| Number of Posts: | 4783 |
| Registered on: | 4/8/2013 |
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re: Fried bologna, eggs, and cheddar cheese on toast is an awesome breakfast item
Posted by mulletproof on 8/20/26 at 2:56 pm to cbree88
Frick you down voters. There is a Chevron station on 1st Ave. In Bham that does this with thick slice chub bologna, hoop cheese and Texas toast that is worth every cent of $4.99.. This man has found a soul/country food time travel hookup and you'll are crappin on it.
re: Fried bologna, eggs, and cheddar cheese on toast is an awesome breakfast item
Posted by mulletproof on 8/20/26 at 2:37 pm to cbree88
Depends completely on the bologna. Make it at home with some high dollar German bologna from Publix or a good deli.. Check back in.
Sourdough toast ftw.
Sourdough toast ftw.
re: Uproar over LSU student pulling black baby doll on a string
Posted by mulletproof on 8/20/26 at 12:44 pm to crap4brain
Black chick on the right looks exactly like Rosa Parks.. Some kind of voodoo time travellers apparently.
re: Columbia House to cease operations on September 15th after 71 years
Posted by mulletproof on 8/19/26 at 12:34 pm to MKP2004
If you sent back the stupid cards stating you didn't want their "selection of the month", sometimes they sent that hot garbage anyway. After the 2nd piece of crap CD showed up, I stroked a check to get something decent and be done with those pirates.
re: You all laughed at Alex Jones for warning us about shape-shifting lizard people
Posted by mulletproof on 8/17/26 at 9:30 am to stout
That's a mantis insectoid Stout, get your invading aliens/extra-dimensionals straight.
re: Billy Napier 3.0 Jon Sumrall has already lost the lockerroom
Posted by mulletproof on 8/13/26 at 5:32 pm to Bamafig
[link=(would like to see Aubie run out the orange tops one more time)]LINK[/link]
You won't ever see that shite again slick, but we did ruin a leghumper season wearing them with a tie back in 1978.. You know, when we handed you the outright SEC title instead of you sharing it with them.. You're welcome.
You won't ever see that shite again slick, but we did ruin a leghumper season wearing them with a tie back in 1978.. You know, when we handed you the outright SEC title instead of you sharing it with them.. You're welcome.
re: Billy Napier 3.0 Jon Sumrall has already lost the lockerroom
Posted by mulletproof on 8/13/26 at 5:07 pm to Lt. Columbo
My brother lives in Huntsville. When he was being mentioned for the Auburn job, he said I hope he's not like his parents.. They go to our church and their strange. They're not from Alabama.. Just kind of stand offish and won't talk about their son.
Annecdotal for sure, but get ready for some more weird pain gaytors..
Annecdotal for sure, but get ready for some more weird pain gaytors..
re: Atlanta absentees. Which loser program has a chance to go to atlanta this year?
Posted by mulletproof on 8/13/26 at 4:45 pm to Nado Jenkins83
We're going to Atlanta first weekend..
What's the big deal? :nana:
What's the big deal? :nana:
re: Ultimate retired jersey NUMBER list
Posted by mulletproof on 8/13/26 at 3:35 pm to Demosthenian
Auburn has 4. Three Heisman winners and a receiver that was the poster boy for CTE that suffered the last 20 years of his life for all the concussions he got earning that consensus All-American nod in 1971.
Terry Beasley thank you for your service sir.
Terry Beasley thank you for your service sir.
re: Google Gemini hallucinates a famous tigerdroppings thread
Posted by mulletproof on 7/20/26 at 11:47 pm to Jim Rockford
That might as well be the ATPB Jim. The dogshit you clowns tryed to make up was ridiculous. Cam Newton is the salt of the Earth and his parents should be on the cover of Parents Magazine if that is a thing..
War Eagle..
War Eagle..
re: Quotes that you came up with yorself
Posted by mulletproof on 7/16/26 at 4:32 pm to lsubatman1
I could not possibly care less if you paid me not to care.
Delivered with a dead pan stare.
Delivered with a dead pan stare.
re: Soccer FreddyLA7 is Back for his final few weeks touring America
Posted by mulletproof on 7/13/26 at 3:42 pm to QJenk
You're about to feel dumber.. All this "OMG! America is awesome!", started at Jordan Hare with a friendly to kick off the WC.
re: Are the wasps terrible in all of BTR this summer?
Posted by mulletproof on 7/11/26 at 3:49 pm to TheHarahanian
When I was a kid one summer. I opened the sliding glass back door to step out and a dirt dauber flew right up to my face carrying a fat, shiny black widow in its legs. I fell down jumping back through that door and closed it with my foot.
Had nightmares about daubers carrying assault spiders the rest of the summer.
Had nightmares about daubers carrying assault spiders the rest of the summer.
re: An interesting twist on fireworks
Posted by mulletproof on 7/3/26 at 10:35 am to Porter Osborne Jr
We used L shaped hollow tent poles. Bunch of shitasses running through the neighborhood shooting bazookas at each other.
re: Noah Kahan Poopgate in Philly
Posted by mulletproof on 6/29/26 at 11:58 pm to theCAW
I learned at the age of 12 that chimps at the zoo might throw shite at you. It's on then if they catch a turd.
re: Lightning storm story. Tell us about it.
Posted by mulletproof on 6/29/26 at 4:16 pm to nuwaydawg
Home for the weekend from Auburn and washing clothes in the storage room in the open carport. Huge black storm came up all of the sudden. I walked a few feet out of the carport to look at it, and a monster bolt hit a huge long leaf pine, about fifty feet away, that was already about a third dead from getting struck 8 years before.
It slung flaming lighter knot on me and up into the carport and I was jumping around stomping fat lighter firebrands out when, of course, my old man sticks his head out the door and yells, "what did you do?"
It slung flaming lighter knot on me and up into the carport and I was jumping around stomping fat lighter firebrands out when, of course, my old man sticks his head out the door and yells, "what did you do?"
re: NYC officially approves a rent freeze for up to 2 years
Posted by mulletproof on 6/26/26 at 1:37 am to RLDSC FAN
It's a commie land grab, this fricker isn't stupid..his leftist supporters will end up owning these buildings, and the useful idiots will end up on the outside looking in.
re: What are some no longer cool terms that you still use?
Posted by mulletproof on 6/26/26 at 1:27 am to Chucktown_Badger
I usually like your posts, but Holy smoke your 2 examples are gaf..
So I'm gonna go with Holy smoke.
So I'm gonna go with Holy smoke.
re: Any idea what this might be in Central Alabama?
Posted by mulletproof on 6/24/26 at 10:21 pm to Bobby OG Johnson
Doe stomping.
re: What's the average user age on TD, in your opinion?
Posted by mulletproof on 6/22/26 at 11:40 pm to FAT SEXY
I'm 64 and I wouldn't be here if not for ATPB. Now, I don't know if I could handle life without my daily fix from you dumbasses. I survived a 2 year ban, online every day, never thought about creating an alter. I'll still pay real money if somebody can put me in front of Coach Crisp or Early Cuyler at Sonic.
re: If you were forced into a life of crime..
Posted by mulletproof on 6/19/26 at 3:16 am to FAT SEXY
Because of the soft on criminals lefties, I'm surprised the protection racket hasn't reappeared. Maybe it's still alive in big cities, I have no idea.
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