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mulletproof
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| Location: | Shambala |
| Biography: | Underwent several past live regressions... could only remember winning an enormous swimmeet with millions of contestants, anywhoo... |
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| Occupation: | beanflicker |
| Number of Posts: | 4770 |
| Registered on: | 4/8/2013 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: An interesting twist on fireworks
Posted by mulletproof on 7/3/26 at 10:35 am to Porter Osborne Jr
We used L shaped hollow tent poles. Bunch of shitasses running through the neighborhood shooting bazookas at each other.
re: Noah Kahan Poopgate in Philly
Posted by mulletproof on 6/29/26 at 11:58 pm to theCAW
I learned at the age of 12 that chimps at the zoo might throw shite at you. It's on then if they catch a turd.
re: Lightning storm story. Tell us about it.
Posted by mulletproof on 6/29/26 at 4:16 pm to nuwaydawg
Home for the weekend from Auburn and washing clothes in the storage room in the open carport. Huge black storm came up all of the sudden. I walked a few feet out of the carport to look at it, and a monster bolt hit a huge long leaf pine, about fifty feet away, that was already about a third dead from getting struck 8 years before.
It slung flaming lighter knot on me and up into the carport and I was jumping around stomping fat lighter firebrands out when, of course, my old man sticks his head out the door and yells, "what did you do?"
It slung flaming lighter knot on me and up into the carport and I was jumping around stomping fat lighter firebrands out when, of course, my old man sticks his head out the door and yells, "what did you do?"
re: NYC officially approves a rent freeze for up to 2 years
Posted by mulletproof on 6/26/26 at 1:37 am to RLDSC FAN
It's a commie land grab, this fricker isn't stupid..his leftist supporters will end up owning these buildings, and the useful idiots will end up on the outside looking in.
re: What are some no longer cool terms that you still use?
Posted by mulletproof on 6/26/26 at 1:27 am to Chucktown_Badger
I usually like your posts, but Holy smoke your 2 examples are gaf..
So I'm gonna go with Holy smoke.
So I'm gonna go with Holy smoke.
re: Any idea what this might be in Central Alabama?
Posted by mulletproof on 6/24/26 at 10:21 pm to Bobby OG Johnson
Doe stomping.
re: What's the average user age on TD, in your opinion?
Posted by mulletproof on 6/22/26 at 11:40 pm to FAT SEXY
I'm 64 and I wouldn't be here if not for ATPB. Now, I don't know if I could handle life without my daily fix from you dumbasses. I survived a 2 year ban, online every day, never thought about creating an alter. I'll still pay real money if somebody can put me in front of Coach Crisp or Early Cuyler at Sonic.
re: If you were forced into a life of crime..
Posted by mulletproof on 6/19/26 at 3:16 am to FAT SEXY
Because of the soft on criminals lefties, I'm surprised the protection racket hasn't reappeared. Maybe it's still alive in big cities, I have no idea.
re: AI-Generated Women from All 50 U.S. States
Posted by mulletproof on 6/19/26 at 2:28 am to LSU Tiger Eyes
Is Lamda Psi a real sorority in gumptown? Do y'all sell these wimens for NIL proceeds? Inquiring for a friend..
re: Man in Vietnam fights GDCK
Posted by mulletproof on 6/19/26 at 2:11 am to Jim Rockford
And that's why I always carry a hoe when I'm on walkabout.
re: I remember what it feels and sounds like to pull the knob on a cigarette vending machine
Posted by mulletproof on 6/12/26 at 12:35 am to weagle1999
I was never a degenerate smoker, but I know the exact sound and feel of pulling a 20 cent 12 oz. Chocolate Soldier or Nehi Grape out of a side door drank machine.
re: First it was birds. Now they tell us the Universe isn't real
Posted by mulletproof on 6/10/26 at 7:03 pm to Jim Rockford
Are you and Clyde Tipton hanging out and smoking the pots?
re: How often do you change out your toothbrush?
Posted by mulletproof on 6/8/26 at 1:22 am to thetruthisnotkind
Did you just assume everybody here has teeth bigot!
re: What do non-UGA fans think about Georgia Tech re-entering the SEC?
Posted by mulletproof on 6/6/26 at 2:10 am to deeprig9
I'd love it, if it meant you face spitting, ball sniffers took a hike... otherwise, just leave it like it is.
re: What’s an overused saying that annoys you?
Posted by mulletproof on 6/6/26 at 1:01 am to cbree88
Commentators or tv shows that claim some thing is "countless". 99% of the time, unless you're talking about sand, it's countable with a little effort.
re: Pop Tartrs suck now
Posted by mulletproof on 6/6/26 at 12:51 am to DoUrden
That's just all the pots talking... you don't really mean that.
re: They let us have the Rock M back!
Posted by mulletproof on 6/5/26 at 8:16 pm to Rosco P Coltrane
Looks cool I guess.. beats the shite out of installing a big arse uterus up there.
re: Good god Auburn and these softball uniforms….
Posted by mulletproof on 6/5/26 at 7:59 pm to GreyReb
I'm just proud we didn't break out those rat shite baby blue tops with the orange numbers that look like a gay version of Florida's uni.
re: Any fanbase with experience in college world series...
Posted by mulletproof on 6/5/26 at 6:59 pm to crimsoncoded94
Y'all tattoo the ball. Just don't have an off day hitting. Also, avoid playing Troy, they seem to have a giant, throbbing hard on to beat y'all..
And they tattoo the ball too.
And they tattoo the ball too.
re: Alzheimer’s patient gets back speech and memory in groundbreaking mushroom trial
Posted by mulletproof on 6/5/26 at 6:53 pm to Scottforeverlsu
Microdosing is the future
How does one procure these microdoses? Is there, like some type of source on the dubyadubyadubya? Asking for a dementia addled friend..
How does one procure these microdoses? Is there, like some type of source on the dubyadubyadubya? Asking for a dementia addled friend..
re: Do Auburn and UT fans feel neglected?
Posted by mulletproof on 5/28/26 at 5:02 am to cadillacattack
T'was slobber nocker must see football back in the day.
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