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re: Salma Hayek is 53 and still Hot (NSFW)
Posted on 11/1/19 at 8:00 am to Commandeaux
Posted on 11/1/19 at 8:00 am to Commandeaux
quote:she’s 53... absolutely zero reason to even think about pulling out
Balls deep, minimal pullout.
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Posted on 11/1/19 at 8:01 am to Commandeaux
Posted on 11/1/19 at 8:07 am to carhartt
She has been my #1 for decades. No one has even come close to unseating her. Those Gene's are amazing
Posted on 11/1/19 at 8:09 am to Commandeaux
quote:
minimal pullout.
No pullout, she's 53 and rich slim chances of getting her preggos and if you do she isn't asking you for money.
Posted on 11/1/19 at 8:16 am to Commandeaux
quote:
minimal pullout.
Zero pullout.
Posted on 11/1/19 at 8:16 am to carhartt
Looks like she's got a nice bush. DADDY LIKE. Unless that's just a weird shadow. Would impregnate.
Posted on 11/1/19 at 8:17 am to onelochevy
Mama?
Posted on 11/1/19 at 8:20 am to Frankenstein Vol
quote:Never thought I'd see the day when Donald Trump starts entering men's sexual fantasies
Me: "Who is your Daddy, you liberal whore?"
Salma: "President Donald J. Trump is my Daddy, and you are my master. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!"
Posted on 11/1/19 at 8:23 am to oleheat
Posted on 11/1/19 at 8:23 am to carhartt
On pic 2, is that her bush sticking out at the top?
Posted on 11/1/19 at 8:23 am to Frankenstein Vol
quote:
Me: "Who is your Daddy, you liberal whore?"
Salma: "President Donald J. Trump is my Daddy, and you are my master. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!"
Of all the things I've imagined doing to that woman over the past 20+ years since I first saw her in Desperado anf from Dusk til dawn, not one single fantasy involved politics or another man's name. You managed to squeeze them both in together. You need help, man. You really need to change the channel sometimes; watch sports more often. Perhaps get outside and learn more about nature, but either way, we all need other things to occupy our minds from time to time.
Posted on 11/1/19 at 8:23 am to jmarto1
quote:
She has been my #1 for decades. No one has even come close to unseating her.
Sofia....
Posted on 11/1/19 at 8:25 am to Niles
Posted on 11/1/19 at 8:26 am to carhartt
She's so beautiful, isn't she?
Posted on 11/1/19 at 8:44 am to GreatLakesTiger24
quote:
she’s 53... absolutely zero reason to even think about pulling out
She's Lebanese... There's like a 90% chance all that shite still works perfectly.
Hving said that, I'd shove the full four inches in.
Posted on 11/1/19 at 8:45 am to carhartt
Oh wow, she is all sorts of fine
Posted on 11/1/19 at 8:49 am to Frankenstein Vol
quote:
I would like to go in her a-hole dry. Make her scream... Me: "Who is your Daddy, you liberal whore?" Salma: "President Donald J. Trump is my Daddy, and you are my master. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!"
You should probably keep your Trump rape fantasies to yourself.
This post was edited on 11/1/19 at 8:58 am
Posted on 11/1/19 at 8:50 am to Saint Alfonzo
Dude should be locked up. Seriously.
Posted on 11/1/19 at 8:52 am to Frankenstein Vol
quote:
Salma: "President Donald J. Trump is my Daddy, and you are my master. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!"
Dude. I like the big orange one as much as anybody but WTF.
Posted on 11/1/19 at 8:53 am to carhartt
She's been my favorite for decades.
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