re: Salma Hayek is 53 and still Hot (NSFW)

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I’m half Lebanese and have been to Lebanon twice. Many Lebanese women look similar to this:

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You are correct, lsulaker.

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I’m half Lebanese and have been to Lebanon twice. Many Lebanese women look similar to this:

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Did your fire a rifle into Israel? I only ask because back in the 90s a family member was taken by his father to visit father's family in Lebanon, and it was made out to be like a right of passage at least back in the 90s as to why the father made his son due this with him. It kind of pissed me at the time, and obviously it still does.

Anyway. Yea Salma. She is hot (even trying to be Frida couldn't hide that), spent time at a school in Louisiana, and was formerly an illegal. Mexico has a lot of prominent citizens of Lebanese descent. Mexico's non-drug economy is seemingly dominated by a Lebanese family under Carlos Slim.

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"was formerly an illegal."


What?

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Her self described termed for herself when she says she temporarily had an expired Visa when first getting roles in Hollywood which was also cleared up immediately. Her family had money before she did herself. She didn't jump a fence or swim across the Rio Grande. She was just trying to relate herself to illegals in LA and claim some discrimination at same time.

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Edit: Salma Hayek has been numero uno for me since 1995.

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True story: Salma was my desktop background from Windows 3.1 through XP.

Geekmode: ON [OFF]

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I'd kill to look like that at 53. Or 43. Or 33

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let’s see the current product

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TypicalDenhamMama - had a kid at 16, smokes menthols, went to beauty school.

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Lol. Unfortunately my username doesn't check out as far as that's concerned.

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Well it is your lucky day, my friend

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Would go balls deep but she has high mustache potential.

As long as she waxed that shite weekly I could live with it.

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There’s a potential brier patch down south on her but

I’d be willing to pay for landscaping.

Hayek is beautiful on the outside.

When she opens her mouth. She is an ugly creature. She is a horrid person. A hate-filled, intolerant bigot.

I think of her as beautifully gift wrapped scum.