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re: Salma Hayek is 53 and still Hot (NSFW)
Posted on 11/1/19 at 8:55 am to Frankenstein Vol
Posted on 11/1/19 at 8:55 am to Frankenstein Vol
Sofia gives her a run for her money
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Posted on 11/1/19 at 9:26 am to Aubie Spr96
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Would hit both on Christmas Day, on top of the presents, under the tree, in front of the wife and kids.
Posted on 11/1/19 at 9:36 am to TigerNlc
I've seen this gif a hundred times and finally watched the actual video clip....
check out the rest of the courtroom participants....
Posted on 11/1/19 at 9:42 am to Frankenstein Vol
Bruh. You’re just fricking weird.
Posted on 11/1/19 at 9:44 am to Frankenstein Vol
Not that I’m defending a little punk millennial, as you called him, but you are the one that saw a picture of a gorgeous, big tit woman and thought of Donald Trump.
That’s not normal.
Most people see the black bikini pic and think “Those are damn near perfectly sized and shaped boobs”. Nowhere in most peoples thought process about big boobs does Trump come into play.
That’s not normal.
Most people see the black bikini pic and think “Those are damn near perfectly sized and shaped boobs”. Nowhere in most peoples thought process about big boobs does Trump come into play.
This post was edited on 11/1/19 at 9:47 am
Posted on 11/1/19 at 9:52 am to carhartt
I hope the photoshop editor got paid time and a half for smoothing out all that cellulite.
Posted on 11/1/19 at 10:00 am to dallastiger55
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Name that movie
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Yeah, who's your favorite new kid? Yeah, call me Joey. Oh, come on. Don't make me get loose. Yeah, that's right. Call me Donnie. Oh, girl. Oh, please don't go girl.
Mallrats?
Edit: Salma Hayek has been numero uno for me since 1995.
This post was edited on 11/1/19 at 10:04 am
Posted on 11/1/19 at 10:08 am to Jim Rockford
You’d be doing it wrong if you’re staring at cellulite when those things are close by.
Posted on 11/1/19 at 10:16 am to carhartt
Yes I would....over and over.
Posted on 11/1/19 at 10:40 am to carhartt
me gustaría untar un poco de crema en ese taco
Posted on 11/1/19 at 10:44 am to carhartt
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Anyone that would downvote Salma Hayek in a bikini is either gay, barely out of their teens or younger, not know what a real woman looks like or a virgin.
...or either has an obese arse wife/girlfriend at the house and are trying to be keyboard tough guys claiming their perfect standards are the norm for the arse they claim they pull.
Posted on 11/1/19 at 10:45 am to carhartt
Sorry but Frida ruined Hayek for me.
Posted on 11/1/19 at 10:50 am to GreatLakesTiger24
quote:pure low IQ white trash.
this guy needs to be put on a watchlist
Posted on 11/1/19 at 10:55 am to carhartt
I’d want her on top, bouncing the titties and arse up and down like a lo-rider in a Dr. Dre music video.
Posted on 11/1/19 at 10:58 am to TT9
Went visit central Mexico last jan to visit my wife's family. Was anticipating seeing a bunch of "Salma Hayek's" while there. Very disappointed. All had pretty faces and beer guts. Salma grew up in the good ole USA so that may have helped her from blowing up.
Posted on 11/1/19 at 11:05 am to carhartt
I'd play the bongo on her titties with my boner for sure.
It would be beach themed, I'm thinking Little Mermaid song (Under the Sea).
It would be beach themed, I'm thinking Little Mermaid song (Under the Sea).
Posted on 11/1/19 at 11:06 am to shutterspeed
regardless of how she looked in Frida, if she didn't redeem it in Desperado - your fricking brain dead
Posted on 11/1/19 at 11:09 am to TheBaker
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...or either has an obese arse wife/girlfriend at the house and are trying to be keyboard tough guys claiming their perfect standards are the norm for the arse they claim they pull.
Salma Hayek is a good looking lil´ woooman.
That said, this board DEFINITELY has a fixation with short, stocky and fat assed. Definitely.
Posted on 11/1/19 at 11:14 am to Dandy Lion
I’ll readily admit I like short women with big boobs and big butt. Not a huge fat arse, just a big butt.
Posted on 11/1/19 at 11:20 am to Thracken13
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your fricking brain dead
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