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re: Salma Hayek is 53 and still Hot (NSFW)

Posted on 11/1/19 at 11:21 am to
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
15797 posts
Posted on 11/1/19 at 11:21 am to
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Salma grew up in the good ole USA so that may have helped her from blowing up.


No doubt. Land of skinny women for sure.
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
50255 posts
Posted on 11/1/19 at 11:21 am to
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your fricking brain dead

calm down, Quasimodo.
Posted by Brazos
Member since Oct 2013
20362 posts
Posted on 11/1/19 at 11:30 am to
Any straight man that says they wouldn’t want that isn’t straight after all.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20470 posts
Posted on 11/1/19 at 12:02 pm to
quote:

Salma Hayek


Posted by Butch Baum
Member since Oct 2007
2837 posts
Posted on 11/1/19 at 12:08 pm to
Just looked up to check my facts, was not all that while going to Academy of the Sacred Heart for high School in Grand Coteau
Posted by I-59 Tiger
Vestavia Hills, AL
Member since Sep 2003
36703 posts
Posted on 11/1/19 at 12:09 pm to
aren't you in your 50s? Do you think there is any woman under 85 that would want to see you in a swim suit?
Posted by Athos
Member since Sep 2016
11878 posts
Posted on 11/1/19 at 2:12 pm to
She can still get it, but I’ve always preferred Penelope Cruz to Salma.
Posted by Howyouluhdat
On Fleek St
Member since Jan 2015
7481 posts
Posted on 11/1/19 at 2:57 pm to
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She's Lebanese.



if by Lebanese you mean Mexican then yes she is
Posted by carhartt
Member since Feb 2013
7723 posts
Posted on 11/1/19 at 3:02 pm to
Her Dad is half Lebanese.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18064 posts
Posted on 11/1/19 at 3:03 pm to
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I'd shove the full four inches in.


Subtle brag
Posted by Bobupinheah
Member since Aug 2019
95 posts
Posted on 11/1/19 at 3:03 pm to
I’ve wanted her on my face for years
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
80459 posts
Posted on 11/1/19 at 3:09 pm to
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Just watched her in Blade II last night. Beautiful Tatas.


Leonor Varela was in Blade II, not Salma Hayek.
Posted by Howyouluhdat
On Fleek St
Member since Jan 2015
7481 posts
Posted on 11/1/19 at 3:17 pm to
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Her Dad is half Lebanese.



Lol so she's a 1/4 Lebanese. She's fricking Mexican
Posted by musick
the internet
Member since Dec 2008
26126 posts
Posted on 11/1/19 at 3:20 pm to
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Just looked up to check my facts, was not all that while going to Academy of the Sacred Heart for high School in Grand Coteau


Who?

ETA: no shite, had no idea, that's right down the road from me, I pass it often.
This post was edited on 11/1/19 at 3:21 pm
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
36173 posts
Posted on 11/1/19 at 8:51 pm to
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Just watched her in Blade II last night.


Sorry, not her...

But she is gorgeous
Posted by umop_apisdn
Member since Sep 2017
3673 posts
Posted on 11/1/19 at 8:53 pm to
I've been bitter for the last 20 years that her nudes have never leaked.

She's freaking hot and needs to show that beautiful naked body off before she looks like aged hell.
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
50255 posts
Posted on 11/1/19 at 8:56 pm to
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She can still get it, but I’ve always preferred Penelope Cruz to Salma.

two very different animals.
Posted by FightnBobLafollette
Member since Oct 2017
12204 posts
Posted on 11/1/19 at 9:01 pm to
quote:

Salma grew up in the good ole USA so that may have helped her from blowing up.


Have you looked at the good ole USA.

Posted by FightnBobLafollette
Member since Oct 2017
12204 posts
Posted on 11/1/19 at 9:03 pm to
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That said, this board DEFINITELY has a fixation with short, stocky and fat assed. Definitely.


Costanza GOAT.
Posted by prostyleoffensetime
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2009
11461 posts
Posted on 11/1/19 at 9:05 pm to
quote:

I've been bitter for the last 20 years that her nudes have never leaked.

She's freaking hot and needs to show that beautiful naked body off before she looks like aged hell.


Well it is your lucky day, my friend

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