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re: Restrooms at Work No-No's

Posted on 2/12/19 at 4:22 pm to
Posted by bayourougebengal
Member since Mar 2008
7236 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 4:22 pm to
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No masturbation. People have been fired over this offense.

frick
Posted by TheDeathValley
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2010
20772 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 4:53 pm to
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MsGarrison


Never read your posts
Posted by TejasHorn
High Plains Driftin'
Member since Mar 2007
11798 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 4:59 pm to
Posted by FrankDrebin
The Port o'Potty
Member since Sep 2018
993 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 5:00 pm to
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If you're pissing at a urinal and someone walks in, you do not need to turn around to see who it is.

I really don't understand what the frick is with people who do that, but the ones who do are compulsive about it.






I gotta make sure you're not someone I shouldn’t be worried about being long in the bathroom with.
This post was edited on 2/12/19 at 5:03 pm
Posted by Open Dore Policy
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
5451 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 5:05 pm to
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Y'all have bar soap in the restroom? Where do you work? A feed store?


I lol'd because I once worked at a feed store and they did have bars of soap in the restroom.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 5:05 pm to
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I once worked at a feed store and they did have bars of soap in the restroom.

Lava?
Posted by BBATiger
Member since Jun 2005
16788 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 5:12 pm to
Pass this test or stay the hell out.

LINK
This post was edited on 2/12/19 at 5:17 pm
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49696 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 5:12 pm to
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Feel free to add yours.


Be sure not to use MsGarrison’s nasty bathroom.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
80798 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 5:28 pm to
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Those automatic flush toilets scare the shite out of me.
Just take a bit of toilet paper, fold it on itself about three to four times, moisten it with saliva and place that over the laser area. Won't flush till you pull it off.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
80798 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 5:30 pm to
Unlike you poor bastards, I have my own bathroom in my office so the only rules are my own.
Posted by HDAU
Member since Nov 2014
1701 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 5:54 pm to
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I have my own bathroom in my office so the only rules are my own.


Janitor's closet =/= office.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 6:17 pm to
A+ baw. I guess that's good?
Posted by danfraz
San Antonio TX
Member since Apr 2008
24550 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 6:19 pm to
No women allowed in the men's bathroom.


They will 100% destroy that bathroom within one hour.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135024 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 6:19 pm to
Apparently masturbating is frowned upon
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77682 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 7:24 pm to
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If you're pissing at a urinal and someone walks in, you do not need to turn around to see who it is.

I really don't understand what the frick is with people who do that, but the ones who do are compulsive about it.


If you know who they are, mess with them by going to the door and push it open but do not enter. Wait a few seconds and repeat.

Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10813 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 8:25 pm to
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Courtesy flush, while taking No.2.


I thought women didn’t poop or fart?
Posted by Norla
Member since Aug 2016
484 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 8:55 pm to
I work from home, but I do enjoy flushing the toilet while on a company wide conference call from time to time...Every once in a while, HR will send an email out about working from home and professional etiquette.
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO
Member since Apr 2014
3578 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 8:20 am to
We have a men's room right off our reception area. I'll take a whiz in there, but my immediate supe will drop a deuce in there on the reg. I'm like bro we have our own safe haven downstairs where you can stretch out, grunt, give commentary, whatever you want but you stink up the entire reception area.
Posted by go ta hell ole miss
Member since Jan 2007
14788 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 8:29 am to
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Y'all have bar soap in the restroom? Where do you work? A feed store?


How did you gather she has bar soap from the OP? Soap rarely being used can include liquid soap, no?
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 8:30 am to
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Dont sit on the seat!



Huh?
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