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re: Restrooms at Work No-No's
Posted on 2/12/19 at 3:43 pm to MsGarrison
Posted on 2/12/19 at 3:43 pm to MsGarrison
Bathroom?
Never pee underneath the bar, just because you too lazy to walk to the bathroom. Yes, its been done and still continues to this day..
Never pee underneath the bar, just because you too lazy to walk to the bathroom. Yes, its been done and still continues to this day..
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Posted on 2/12/19 at 3:43 pm to Ed Osteen
Unfortunately 
Posted on 2/12/19 at 3:44 pm to MsGarrison
No boogers on the walls
Posted on 2/12/19 at 3:46 pm to MsGarrison
I noticed you didn't say anything about masturbation so I'm going to go ahead and assume I can continue with my after lunch ritual.
Posted on 2/12/19 at 3:47 pm to MsGarrison
Don't camp out in the stall so long that the automatic lights turn off.
Posted on 2/12/19 at 3:48 pm to MsGarrison
Don't tap your foot - the guy in the next stall may get the wrong message.
Posted on 2/12/19 at 3:48 pm to MsGarrison
Turn your fricking phone down while watching videos on the shitter, your fellow shitters would like the read TD in peace. Nobody wants to hear your full blast world star vids or music. I’ve got a supervisor that you can always tell when he’s taking a shite because he’s got country music on full blast
Posted on 2/12/19 at 3:49 pm to Loaner1231
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No masturbation. People have been fired over this offense.
I may or may not have just done this
Posted on 2/12/19 at 3:50 pm to jdd48
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Sit your arse on the seat properly
No shite. If your arse can’t hit the donut hole. We had a guy one time that couldn’t get his fat arse over hole and would shite all over the seat.
Posted on 2/12/19 at 3:50 pm to MsGarrison
For men, always take a wide stance
Posted on 2/12/19 at 3:58 pm to MsGarrison
dont throw your shite on the walls and ceilings 
if you are in a stall or at a urinal, the pee goes into the bowls, not all over the outside and floors and walls
if you are in a stall or at a urinal, the pee goes into the bowls, not all over the outside and floors and walls
Posted on 2/12/19 at 4:00 pm to The Boat
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I don’t like to courtesy flush because I like to be able to get up at the end and admire my big dump.
Those automatic flush toilets scare the shite out of me.
Posted on 2/12/19 at 4:01 pm to Beefherinthequeefer
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I’m so glad I work from home
The office shite will be one of the things I miss most when I retire.
Posted on 2/12/19 at 4:01 pm to Loaner1231
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No masturbation. People have been fired over this offense.
What about watching somebody masterbate? Will I still get fired? Asking for a friend
Posted on 2/12/19 at 4:03 pm to MsGarrison
If you're pissing at a urinal and someone walks in, you do not need to turn around to see who it is.
I really don't understand what the frick is with people who do that, but the ones who do are compulsive about it.
I really don't understand what the frick is with people who do that, but the ones who do are compulsive about it.
Posted on 2/12/19 at 4:03 pm to sonoma8
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What about watching somebody masterbate? Will I still get fired?
used to have women at work tell me about going to the restroom and using their pocket rockets to relieve their stress, always used to ask why do you wait until afterward to tell me this? I want to watch!
Posted on 2/12/19 at 4:08 pm to MsGarrison
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Dont sit on the seat!
Don’t tell me how to live my life. I have literal shite coming out of my arse a few germs on the toilet seat isn’t going to kill me
Posted on 2/12/19 at 4:13 pm to MsGarrison
DO cut holes about waist high in the toilet dividers
Posted on 2/12/19 at 4:17 pm to Y.A. Tittle
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The office shite will be one of the things I miss most when I retire.
I used to work with a guy who refused to shite unless he was on company time. Don’t know how he survived weekends but he claimed to have gone for years without breaking his streak. Posted on 2/12/19 at 4:19 pm to JoePepitone
When I was at Recruit Depot it took me 2 weeks to poop.
Still refuse to poop in public places.
Still refuse to poop in public places.
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