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re: Restrooms at Work No-No's
Posted on 2/13/19 at 8:34 am to MsGarrison
Posted on 2/13/19 at 8:34 am to MsGarrison
Try not to dump at work. Home porcelain is always better anyway, and you avoid a lot of, well, shite if you avoid the stalls at work.
This post was edited on 2/13/19 at 8:35 am
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Posted on 2/13/19 at 8:36 am to MsGarrison
If there are 3 stalls, don't sit in the middle one if you're the only one in there
If there are 3 stalls and someone is on the far end, dont sit in the middle one
If there are 3 stalls and someone is on the far end, dont sit in the middle one
Posted on 2/13/19 at 8:37 am to MsGarrison
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Dont sit on the seat!
wtf?
Posted on 2/13/19 at 8:42 am to JudgeHolden
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Try not to dump at work.
Wrong. It's something you're going to do at least once a day anyway, why the hell not get paid for it.
Posted on 2/13/19 at 8:50 am to Snipe
4 pages and the op is Ms.Garrison. And nobody asks for pics?
Posted on 2/13/19 at 9:01 am to Snipe
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Try not to dump at work.
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Wrong. It's something you're going to do at least once a day anyway, why the hell not get paid for it.
This man gets it. No telling how much money I've made taking a dump.
Posted on 2/13/19 at 9:06 am to Snipe
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Wrong. It's something you're going to do at least once a day anyway, why the hell not get paid for it.
No one pays me for not working.
Posted on 2/13/19 at 9:35 am to JudgeHolden
I used to work for a major computer company and we had a lot of employees from the middle east.
I'd only been there a few weeks when one day I'm sitting in the stall pumping mud when I hear someone go in to the stall next to me.
The feet go in the stall, turn around so they're back is to the toilet (the sitting and shitting position), and instead of the guy sitting down, one foot goes up, and then the other foot goes up.
The guy is standing on the rim! I hear him drop trow and start grunting. Then several big SPLOOSH! sounds.
One foot goes down, the other goes down, I hear pants go up and zipper zip. The feet leave. NO SOUNDS OF TOILET PAPER UNROLLING WERE EVER HEARD! Nor were hands washed.
I finished, left, and told my coworker about it. The guy said "yeah, we still haven't figured out who it is doing that. We call him "the Mad Bomber".
After that I didn't shake any of the Indian guys' hands.
I'd only been there a few weeks when one day I'm sitting in the stall pumping mud when I hear someone go in to the stall next to me.
The feet go in the stall, turn around so they're back is to the toilet (the sitting and shitting position), and instead of the guy sitting down, one foot goes up, and then the other foot goes up.
The guy is standing on the rim! I hear him drop trow and start grunting. Then several big SPLOOSH! sounds.
One foot goes down, the other goes down, I hear pants go up and zipper zip. The feet leave. NO SOUNDS OF TOILET PAPER UNROLLING WERE EVER HEARD! Nor were hands washed.
I finished, left, and told my coworker about it. The guy said "yeah, we still haven't figured out who it is doing that. We call him "the Mad Bomber".
After that I didn't shake any of the Indian guys' hands.
Posted on 2/13/19 at 9:44 am to MsGarrison
I caught a dude jerking off in the shitter recently. He thought he was alone and the porn cut on.
Posted on 2/13/19 at 9:50 am to Snipe
Posted on 2/13/19 at 1:10 pm to JudgeHolden
Posted on 2/13/19 at 2:03 pm to MsGarrison
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This post was edited on 4/20/19 at 7:03 am
Posted on 2/13/19 at 2:11 pm to Lando789
Posted on 2/13/19 at 2:43 pm to MsGarrison
Two urinals with no dividers and close enough I may touch you and two stalls all open. If I grab a urinal, you get a stall.
Posted on 2/13/19 at 2:44 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
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I caught a dude jerking off in the shitter recently. He thought he was alone and the porn cut on.
did you watch? join in?
Posted on 2/13/19 at 2:46 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
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caught a dude jerking off in the shitter recently. He thought he was alone and the porn cut on.
If you are a true company man, being in the corporate bathroom should be a big enough turn on.. who needs pron?
Posted on 2/13/19 at 2:55 pm to MsGarrison
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I find a lot of my coworkers dont wash their hands as the soap is rarely used.
What is the need to wash your hands after you pee? My dick isn't dirty. i didn't pee on myself.
I get it if people aren't washing after they shite, but what's the big deal if someone doesn't wash after peeing?
Posted on 2/13/19 at 4:15 pm to TeddyPadillac
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What is the need to wash your hands after you pee? My dick isn't dirty. i didn't pee on myself.
I get it if people aren't washing after they shite, but what's the big deal if someone doesn't wash after peeing?
So would you find it ok if your server at a restaurant went to pee and didnt wash his hands after he touched his penis after using your theory?
Im sure servers do that anyways..
Posted on 2/13/19 at 4:26 pm to MsGarrison
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So would you find it ok if your server at a restaurant went to pee and didnt wash his hands after he touched his penis after using your theory?
the server? wouldn't give a shite.
the cook? yeah, wash your damn hands. I wash my hands when i cook regardless if i just used the bathroom.
Maybe i'm naive b/c i dont' walk around with a dirty dick, and i don't pee on myself. I wash my hands if i even think i might have had some splashback while peeing. But washing my hands b/c two fingertips barely touched my dick, i'm not washing my hands after that, and i don't care if anyone else doesn't.
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