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[quote]Mostly my neighborhood bitches about fireworks or asks when Trader Joe’s or Costco is coming. [/quote] The fireworks complaints are always “my neighbor has PTSD and the fireworks are making him crazy”...

[quote]Slightly different punchline, but similar idea [/quote] Well you know why there were only 5000 Mexicans at the Alamo? They only had 2 cars....

[quote]I once got banned for two months after I posted a joke about Davy Crockett looking out at all the Mexicans attacking the Alamo [/quote] Is that when he said “who ordered the new roof?” I got banned when I called Blue Bayou baboon lagoon. Such is living on the edge. ...

Had a discussion on needing a permit for changing a toilet that went on a few days then Matt Morris the ex con contractor chimed in and it went for another week while he got roasted as bad as he did here and pretended he was Frank Loyd Wright as well as Perry Mason....

[quote]NextDoor is a disaster, but it's a trainwreck you cannot stop watching. [/quote] I troll the shite out of it....

[quote]If you can get away with that one then the mods have really loosened up [/quote] Probably used it ten times so far. But you never know. ...

[quote]For the price, like $10 for 4 cups, you're better off making your own at home. I didn't care for the taste either. [/quote] I’ll preach it again, buy a five dollar sack of chicken feet from there, add a few vegetables and a couple gallons of water and make a gallon and a half of gelatin s...

He did it well when James was alive but yes he’s doing it well. He opened the space up when they closed the DQ and it’s easier to get around too. He and his cousin Mark can boil some damn good crawfish too. ...

I just had some good ribs at David’s Mobil at Joor and Hooper. Really good-he smokes them on a big pit in the front. Craig makes a damn good cheeseburger too. ...

[quote]I find their chicken and pork to be very good. Their steaks are just not my thing but that’s due to them being grass fed and grass finished. The strong beefy taste isn’t something I like in a steak. Their sausage is also very good. [/quote] I like grass fed roasts better than the steaks ...

I roasted a whole chicken from there tonight. Great bird. Buy a sack of chicken feet for about five bucks and make a chicken stock. ...

[quote]idk he would have to check his knuckles first to know for sure [/quote] His alter shows up right on schedule. ...

[quote]And there’s people on this board that constantly defend this whole ordeal just because they won’t admit I was right from day one. [/quote] You retarded frick. Your story is as leaky as that condom Paul Allen has shoved up your ass. Go back to your mimosas with the Wicked cast and leave...

I bet he can make a kick arse bananas foster too....

[quote]The fact this got 7 upvotes is astounding and shows how little most people in this thread know. You want to put a helicopter near a building that could potentially collapse and blow debris everywhere, all while hanging someone out of a chopper to tie a rope on a dead body and then drag it aro...

[quote]They are building 2 distribution centers in BR? No, they are two different types of distribution centers with different purposes with one being a little over 1 million square feet (Cortana) and one being 100,000 square feet (Rieger Road). [/quote] This is correct. The Cortana site wi...

Apparently you can’t read....

[quote]How would you even do this? [/quote] [img]https://c8.alamy.com/comp/TC8C0J/demolition-of-a-building-for-new-construction-using-a-special-excavator-destroyers-complete-highly-mechanized-demolition-of-building-structures-TC8C0J.jpg[/img] [img]https://weburbanist.com/wp-content/uploads/2...

[quote]For some reason, they tried to go for the high end steak restaurant niche out in Broussard. They opened that up around the time the oil field went to shite and it ended up sinking them at both locations [/quote] I went there a couple of times and had that rabbit and that pork chop which w...