Martini

Yeah I ain’t paying to read that. ...

[quote]corporatization of music by boomers ruined music [/quote] Jesus you frickers will complain about anything. Accept the fact you created crappy pop country and fricking rap. Rock and Roll was invented by boomers. ...

He asked Woody Allen have you got two fives for a ten?...

[quote]Can't wait to leave this shite hole. [/quote] What’s holdin you back son? Get on out there. ...

He got food poisoning when he ate a nine year old wiener ...

I prefer The Osmonds...

Is that Booger at the 1:05 mark? And $5.99 for a case of Dasani. Ouch. ...

Very nice yeller. I have 2 68 International Harvester Travelall’s and a 1960 Ford F600 flatbed. The flatbed runs and is easy to work on and the Travelalls are sitting now. I waited years until I had a place to store them not in my way and have them in a building and under a shed. That was my pri...

[quote]Just don’t leave it in the bed if you plan on hanging on to it. Figure it out if you care about the bike. That’s true anywhere. [/quote] I’ll make a note of it....

[quote]bikes are prone to get stolen in any neighborhood, anywhere. This isn’t the 1960’s anymore, lock your bikes up. [/quote] Should I have put it in the cab? Bad thing was I had just spent $140 getting new tires put on it. After I got pissed about it I still went into Calvin’s to get some ...

My wife’s road bike was stolen out of the back of my truck last week when I was in McLavy’s. The 70806 needs to pay attention. ...

[quote] You’re just jealous your ole man has to work overtime and holidays just to make ends meet. [/quote] I don’t hurt for money Chief. I never have as I’ve been very fortunate regarding that. You just keep being your usual dick self along with all of your alters. ...

Yep. It’s gone....

[quote]Paul Allen [/quote] How do you type with a fist up your ass?...

[quote]tgrbaitn08 quote: I make $54k as a teacher and haven’t worked involuntarily since May. I have a friend that owns some fast food restaurants and that’s about what they pay their managers, plus full benefits and a free tropical vacation every year [/quote] You’re a dick in ever...

[quote]Also was up at cass lake in bemidji. [/quote] I’ve been there a couple of times. Brother in law rents a house there every July and we pike and walleye fish. Has a bar/restaurant that has great cheeseburgers. Don’t remember the name. It was in the mid 40’s a couple July’s ago last time I...

[quote]Potato gun loaded with rock salt costs half as much and can kill thousands in one shot and remove the wallpaper from my trailer walls. [/quote] The way to kill thousands of flies is to hit an Ethiopian in the face with a skillet....

[quote]You'll never get used to the cold but you will just have to learn to deal with it. Getting a good jacket, boots, hat and gloves is half of the battle then you will need make sure you have a vehicle with heated seats and steering wheel.[/quote] I’m guessing you need a block heater too? A...

[quote]We've evolved so much the blacks have to create racism against themselves since it happens much less frequently that it used to. [/quote] The demand for racism certainly outstrips the supply....

They have pizza farms. [link=(https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DW0TK9yeBKE)]LINK[/link] I’d enjoy a Saturday afternoon here. ...