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Restrooms at Work No-No's

Posted on 2/12/19 at 3:30 pm
Posted by MsGarrison
Steele Town LOL
Member since Nov 2009
22009 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 3:30 pm
Dont pee on the seat!
If you pee on the seat, do you wipe it? Or just leave it?

Dont sit on the seat!

Courtesy flush, while taking No.2.

Do WASH your hands.

NEVER, EVER put your face near holes in the stalls

I find a lot of my coworkers dont wash their hands as the soap is rarely used.



Gross.

Feel free to add yours.
This post was edited on 2/12/19 at 3:45 pm
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
38725 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 3:31 pm to
quote:

I find a lot of my coworkers dont wash their hands as the soap is rarely used.


Y'all have bar soap in the restroom? Where do you work? A feed store?
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164042 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 3:31 pm to
I don’t like to courtesy flush because I like to be able to get up at the end and admire my big dump.
Posted by Loaner1231
Member since Jan 2016
3903 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 3:31 pm to
No masturbation. People have been fired over this offense.
Posted by 225bred
COYS
Member since Jun 2011
20386 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 3:31 pm to
I usually just jizz in the bowl and don't flush it.

It's a power move.
Posted by MsGarrison
Steele Town LOL
Member since Nov 2009
22009 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 3:31 pm to
We have a soap dispenser, that you can see through. The level rarely changes.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47589 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 3:32 pm to
quote:

I find a lot of my coworkers dont wash their hands as the soap is rarely used.


Switch to this soap:

Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
4312 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 3:33 pm to
These rules go for all restrooms, not just work.

ETA: Except for "Don't sit on the seat." Dafuq is that?
This post was edited on 2/12/19 at 3:35 pm
Posted by Cole Beer
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
4583 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 3:33 pm to
If there are multiple active poopers, give as much space as possible between yourselves.

In other words, don't use the middle stall unless absolutely necessary.
Posted by stapuffmarshy
lower 9
Member since Apr 2010
17507 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 3:34 pm to
Hidden video recorders.


Who knew?


It wasn't in the employee handbook fwiw
Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
22062 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 3:35 pm to
No hover move. Sit your arse on the seat properly.

I think this subject has been touched on before here, but at a place I used to work in BR, HR regularly had to remind the women about basic bathroom cleanliness and etiquette. Most of the "incidents" were determined to be misses from the hover move.
This post was edited on 2/12/19 at 3:47 pm
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18044 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 3:35 pm to
Just walked into the bathroom at work and someone had fogged it bad. I almost gagged and walked out
Posted by Beefherinthequeefer
;)
Member since Jan 2008
37689 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 3:36 pm to
I’m so glad I work from home
Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
22062 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 3:36 pm to
quote:

Except for "Don't sit on the seat." Dafuq is that?


Think OP forgot the h in there.
Posted by FrankDrebin
The Port o'Potty
Member since Sep 2018
957 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 3:37 pm to
quote:

Dont pee on the seat!

Dont sit on the seat



If you arn't going to sit on it way can't I pee on it?
Posted by LSUWoodworker
St George "God's Country "
Member since Dec 2007
18555 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 3:37 pm to
quote:

Just walked into the bathroom at work and someone had fogged it bad. I almost gagged and walked out



Sorry, I had to drop the kids at the pool.
Posted by MsGarrison
Steele Town LOL
Member since Nov 2009
22009 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 3:37 pm to
Posted by 225bred
COYS
Member since Jun 2011
20386 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 3:39 pm to
quote:

If you arn't going to sit on it way can't I pee on it?

Posted by Whodat28
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2016
753 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 3:40 pm to
someone left a smudge of poooop on the floor by the toilet.
dark times for this office
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57446 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 3:43 pm to
quote:

If you pee on the seat, do you wipe it? Or just leave it?



People you work with just leave piss on the seat?
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