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re: Have we discussed Jeff Bezos new woman, Lauren Sanchez (NSFW maybe?) - ConfusedHawgInMO
I'm just here for the NSFW part...
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re: Worst part of DIY is fixing all the DIY's that came before you... - ConfusedHawgInMO
[quote]Worst part of DIY is fixing all the DIY's that came before you..[/quote] Hell 1/2 the time it isn't DIY'rs, it's paid "professionals" doing the shite work. ...
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re: A question about lesbians - ConfusedHawgInMO
[quote]Then why do so many of them date/marry women that look/dress like men?[/quote] Have a friend, a chick. She decided she was a lesbo about a year ago after 4 or 5 failed marriages... hell I don't blame her for trying something different :lol: Anyway she's not particularly good looking, ...
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re: Whats the deal with the plexi-glass screens? - ConfusedHawgInMO
[quote]Whats the deal with the plexi-glass screens?[/quote] Most of them are freakin filthy too. I picked up some carry out grub at a local place and they had plexi at the checkout and you couldn't fit the bagged up food through it so you had to walk around to the other side of the plexi to get ...
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re: Celebrate Cinco de Mayo with Hot Mexican Women (NSFW) - ConfusedHawgInMO
[quote]One of the hottest I ever met IRL was the daughter of the largest furniture retailer in Mexico City [/quote] The largest? Impressive!...
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re: What formula do you use to justify how much car you can afford? - ConfusedHawgInMO
Seriously if you are saving for retirement then buy whatever the heck you think you want. If you change your mind, get rid of it. I've had buyers remorse over every vehicle I've ever owned... some because it was a cheap POS and I should've bought something nicer and then also damn this $800 monthl...
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re: Teacher pulled over for using cell phone, hurls really nasty insults at officer - ConfusedHawgInMO
She's so brave to be able to keep her cool like that while literally being murdered....
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re: Subtle signs that you are starting to get old - ConfusedHawgInMO
You have to be careful and not sit on your balls. ...
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re: Anyone Refuse to Use Self Checkout - ConfusedHawgInMO
[quote]Sams self checkout app is GOAT.[/quote] I only go to Sams a couple times a year but I feel like got damn royalty when I skip that checkout line altogether while people look at me in awe... or like they think I stole all my shite. I'm gonna say they look at me in awe though....
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re: Anyone Refuse to Use Self Checkout - ConfusedHawgInMO
[quote]There is no benefit to the consumer [/quote] One less ruh-tard I have to deal with in the store. ...
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re: I’m about to have my first kid. I been thinking about parenting lines in the sand. - ConfusedHawgInMO
Oh man I remember when I thought I had any say-so in those decisions... good times indeed....
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re: Why do most pants for men only come in even waist sizes after size 36? - ConfusedHawgInMO
Because most of us that get up to 38+ are only wearing elastic waist sweat pants... been there....
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re: Poor people food and a faulty wife - ConfusedHawgInMO
Most of the best food is poor people food that only came to be an actual dish because there was noting else to eat. ...
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re: Is Jack in the Box any good? - ConfusedHawgInMO
[quote]You mean when they aren't killing people with their poisonous food?[/quote] That was a damn long time ago, but it is still the 1st thing I think of when I hear JITB mentioned. ...
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re: Bad tattoo thread - maybe NSFW - ConfusedHawgInMO
[quote]AJ's mom was a fan favorite for some reason.[/quote] Momma Fromm was a big hit here with her huge fake knockers, tummy tuck belly, & face lift. ...
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re: Looking for a new FS pickup - ConfusedHawgInMO
I've had 3 Rams going back to 2003 with 2019 new style being the current one. I've had exactly 1 warranty claim and that was just a bushing between the frame & bed on the 2003 model. ...
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re: Bad tattoo thread - maybe NSFW - ConfusedHawgInMO
[quote] don’t even understand wtf #2 was trying to portray. It looks like grass in a few spots maybe[/quote] Looks like he ran through some briars...
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re: Think I just had the best brisket ever - ConfusedHawgInMO
[quote]The Keg, Murray KY.[/quote] Bean Roll from the Big Apple Grill baw....
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re: Share your colonoscopy prep diet - ConfusedHawgInMO
1/2 a bottle of bourbon the night before. shite in the jar and dropped it off at the UPS store. ...
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re: What is the most valuable skill your old man taught you? - ConfusedHawgInMO
Nobody owes you jack shite. ...
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