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re: OT Realtors

Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 8/1/24 at 12:04 pm
[quote]How do you return that favor? [/quote] I bet he puts in an extra magnet calendar in with your chiristmas card this winter....

re: Coke-ZERO Sugar

Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 7/24/24 at 1:48 pm
I'm a Coke fan and I think Coke Zero is the worst diet soda out there today. Dr. Pepper and Pepsi have far better tasting diet colas....
[quote]How are you frickers affording 70k+ Ford Expeditions and Chevy Tahoes?[/quote] Cuz I make bank bro...
Boudro's Bistro is my choice. ...

re: Trip to Knob Lick, MO

Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 7/8/24 at 9:55 am
Johnson Shut In, Taum Sauk Mtn, Elephant Rocks. Have an outfitter take you up for a paddle somewhere, anywhere around there. If you have the time make a trip over to Van Buren, MO and visit Big Springs where upwards of 300 million gallons a day bubble up out of the ground. Some good floats th...

re: New slang that you hate

Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 6/18/24 at 7:33 am
Not new, but when it was I hated "throw shade"....
How high were you when you decided to post this?...

re: Hide Your Heart......

Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 6/7/24 at 8:27 am
Both are pretty lame. That whole do do do do, hey hey hey crap was embarrassing. ...
Tora Tora - Wild America...
[quote]Trying to hang on while she runs away?[/quote] Might need to wear work gloves for extra grip....
Warrant - Dog Eat Dog Not grungy but they dropped the glammy silly Cherry Pie type crap. Ultraphobic didn't come out until 95 but it was more along the lines with AIC and Soundgarden type grungy-ness. Darker downtuned....
That's like 1/2 a 69 but gotta be a few bonus points in there for hanging on like that. ...
I might pump up the guns before I hit the beach but that's about it, maybe go for a run to prove to the wife that I'm not hungover....
I watch pro rasslin sometimes, we all have our maladies. ...
I wasn't on the list, but if I was I damn sure would have used a fake name. ...
Free TV good Pay TV gooder...

re: “Name brand” gasoline

Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 5/16/24 at 7:34 am
The #1 reason name brand stations add stuff to their gas is to be able to check that their stores are actually selling their products and not from another (cheaper) supplier. Sure some of them think their additives are better than others but that isn't their motivation....