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ConfusedHawgInMO
| Favorite team: | Arkansas  |
| Location: | |
| Biography: | I'm good enough. I'm smart enough, and gosh darn it people like me |
| Interests: | Boobs & beer |
| Occupation: | |
| Number of Posts: | 3576 |
| Registered on: | 4/28/2014 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Tell the truth, do you ever hope your kid's team loses so you can get home?
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 4/29/25 at 8:17 am
If the kids were competing and enjoying themselves then no. When they were being whiney arse little shits then I couldn't f'n wait to high tail it out of wherever.
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re: My wife and I just got back from a trip to The Villages
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 4/28/25 at 3:04 pm
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55 year olds can get in now LOL
Thats just amazing to me.
Do you even peptide bro?
edit: I misread "55 year olds can get IT now"... it's been a Monday :cheers:
re: Give me your best crawfish boiling tips
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 4/28/25 at 2:48 pm
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Not necessary to “boil” at any time. 190-200 degrees is plenty.
Glad to see this tidbit. I felt like I needed to get it back to a rolling boil, but also figured if I did that they would end up overcooked.
re: Scarlett Johansson new pics...Colin is a lucky man.
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 4/25/25 at 8:32 am
Always thought she was a butterface but I'd still get out the rubber sheets and the gerbil for her.
re: Should I be worried about my cholesterol?
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 4/23/25 at 11:38 am
I took Crestor 20 MG daily for maybe 6 months. Cholesterol dropped from 220 ish to 160 ish, but I ached like hell, hips, knees, ankles, seriously walked around like an old bull rider. Dropped back to 3 days a week and the pains went away dang near within days. Eventually dropped down to 2 days a week and still hovering in the 160s without any problems.
re: What do you imagine the main attraction to be at each port on this cruise?
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 4/23/25 at 11:18 am
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If that is the case, then main dining will take place at 3:45 and 5.
Unlimited peaches and cottage cheese all day though.
re: What is wrong with shopping malls?
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 4/23/25 at 10:27 am
The truth is that too many troublemakers just started hanging out there in droves. I'm saying this in the nicest way possible.
re: The Greatest Professional Wrestler will always be Hulk Hogan
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 4/23/25 at 10:09 am
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it's hard not to just visualize hulk hogan as the face of wrestling
But can you say his name and he appears?
re: BABE ALERT!
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 4/23/25 at 10:04 am
I'm old with low standards and still don't find her attractive.
re: Colonoscopies. Yes or no?
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 4/23/25 at 9:58 am
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He’s asking about colonoscopies
You’re thinking of lobotomies
Can you tell I'm an Iron Maiden fan? :dude:
re: Name something you pay for as an adult that your parents would never have
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 4/16/25 at 1:24 pm
Air
As in airing up your tires.
As in airing up your tires.
re: Colonoscopies. Yes or no?
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 4/16/25 at 1:22 pm
I pooped in the box about 5 years ago. Decided I needed the real thing & had a colonoscopy about a month ago. It wasn't so bad really. A little piece of mind. It was a day off work and a little pampering from the wife no pics.
re: Lady holding her dog at a food buffet
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 4/16/25 at 10:02 am
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Every one of us has about 0.1 grams of poop trapped in our butt crack at any given time.
I don't think I stand alone when I say this board is full of overachievers.
re: Things I have noticed after getting back to the gym after 10 years.
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 4/10/25 at 7:53 am
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majority of the women wearing this apparel have no business in them.
The ones that do more than make up for it.
re: How would you rank them in their prime?
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 4/8/25 at 8:20 am
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I think Charlize is certifiably insane and would cut your dick off in a rage.
Here me out... maybe just maybe she would just shave your ballsack instead.
re: You get 10 minutes in the future, exactly one year from now; what are you doing?
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 4/8/25 at 7:52 am
2 chicks at the same time. Hell I got 10 minutes, make it 3 chicks.
re: Some Advice for Boomers With Tariff Anxiety
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 4/7/25 at 2:32 pm
Boomer have this thing called asset allocation.
re: Travel Ball
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 4/7/25 at 2:30 pm
I'm going to guess something less evil. The coach told batter to swing if he sees the runner take off. Runner took off after the pitch, kid not wanting to get benched did what he was told and swung the bat.
Travel ball still sucks.
Travel ball still sucks.
re: I met a Brother of a different color yesterday at Taco Bell
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 4/2/25 at 5:33 pm
20 years working at Taco Bell? damn
re: Southeast and Midwest Severe Weather Outbreak & Flood Event: April 2-7, 2025
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 4/2/25 at 5:32 pm
I'm in Poplar Bluff MO. We've had businesses shutting down early, schools either cancelled or let out early. We just got hit with a tornado a few weeks ago. Gonna be a fun next couple hours.
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