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re: 54% of the boards on TD don't have Christmas lights - ConfusedHawgInMO
I hung up my lights, but 54% of them didn't work. ...
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re: Are Coach Pittman’s breasts real? - ConfusedHawgInMO
All the best coaches look like little bitchy trolls or wear visors. Pittman needs to get to damn work....
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re: What’s your employer’s 401K match? - ConfusedHawgInMO
I'm an old timer but for me if I put in 6% they will put in another 4% plus they put "pay credits" into another account that is similar to the old fashioned pension. It works out pretty good over all. They end up putting in somewhere around 15% of my pay among the 2 accounts. Newer hires get ...
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re: For the aging 80s metalhead guitarists - ConfusedHawgInMO
You can have some wok un woll kwazee nots with that rig. ...
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re: Justin Timberlake Apologizes to Wife Jessica Biel After 'Strong Lapse in Judgment' - ConfusedHawgInMO
That MF'r needs strung up. Come here Jessica I'll make it all better. ...
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re: What's best to use to give tires that shine? - ConfusedHawgInMO
Stoner's More Shine ...
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re: Anyone here have to quit drinking due to health reasons? - ConfusedHawgInMO
[quote]Anyone here have to quit drinking due to health reasons?[/quote] Do you mean because you are getting fat or that your health is f'd from alcohol abuse? I try to have a couple of drying out sessions a year that might last a month or 2, either to lose weight or just to prove to myself t...
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re: Arkansas Basketball is Back; 5 Fast Facts - ConfusedHawgInMO
I thought we were finally over the 7-8 minute scoring droughts, but holy crap did a humdinger come back last night. Lucky to hold on and win that game, glad they managed to redeem themselves on the road....
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re: Orange Beach in November is under rated - ConfusedHawgInMO
[quote]why come during the summer when it cost twice as much?[/quote] Smoking hot barely legal chicks oiling up their supple bodies every 30 minutes or so. ...
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re: Must do in Vegas? - ConfusedHawgInMO
[quote]Headed to Vegas again for a bachelor in a few months[/quote] [quote]We play on going to Top Golf and obviously some gambling [/quote] Sounds to me like you need to make sure you get a good night's sleep so you can catch the early bird dinner specials at Applebees. ...
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re: Stepkids see stepmom topless, state thinks she's a sex offender - ConfusedHawgInMO
[quote]I have to question the decision to go topless while working in the garage. Something isn't adding up there. [/quote] Got to be a couple BBCs and a camera man hiding behind the garden tools or something...
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re: What was your highest score on the ACT - ConfusedHawgInMO
Everyone always acted like I was so smart and I guess I thought I really was, but the best I could do on that damn thing was a 21. ...
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re: Looking to get my 18 year old a Credit Card to start her credit... - ConfusedHawgInMO
[quote]Can you "Co-sign" for a Card? [/quote] I put my kid on my Amazon card as an authorized user. He went from no credit history to an 8 bazillion credit score and then qualified for a card on his own. ...
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re: Yesterday I had “surgery” for an ingrown toenail. - ConfusedHawgInMO
I had that done back in 1987 and haven't had a problem since. I mean the one where they chemically burn it to where it won't grow back. Before that my small town MD just numbed it and ripped the entire f'n nail off and that didn't work. ...
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re: Young Hillary Clinton: Would you? - ConfusedHawgInMO
This is the problem with a woman that just keeps getting more repulsive by the year... You find old pics of her and think "hey she wasn't so bad" when in reality she was never ever considered attractive. ...
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re: Chick fil A speculation - ConfusedHawgInMO
[quote]here is some speculation on the Twitter[/quote] Twitter users by and large are without a doubt the dumbest people on the planet. There are very few feeds I can follow anymore. ...
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re: I’m here to Eat Crow - ConfusedHawgInMO
I thought the only thing he was good at was Hummer commercials. ...
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re: People who talk on phone/FaceTime in waiting rooms - ConfusedHawgInMO
I really don't want to speak to you much less look at you and speak to you. Text me or leave me the frick alone. ...
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re: Vegans: not ok for human to eat meat but ok for animals to eat meat? - ConfusedHawgInMO
My son tried dropping meat and dairy probably 2 years ago after watching What the Health. He just wanted to see for himself if he felt better and to see how long he could go. He's had a bit of deer meat and will eat seafood from time to time but for the most part has stayed away from meat and diar...
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