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re: How long did it take you and your SO to fart in front of each other? - Open Dore Policy
We'd been dating a few weeks. She was staying over at the house one night. We were laying in bed nearly asleep and I had been holding farts all day. The kinda pressure that builds up and you squeeze your cheeks until it subsides after several seconds. Unfortunately I couldn't hold tig...
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re: Best “ya mamma” jokes? - Open Dore Policy
Ya mamma so fat she uses cheat codes on Wii Fit....
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re: There's an Aggie joke here somewhere - Open Dore Policy
[quote]I dont see it[/quote] Then it might be the program for you. ...
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re: Finally scheduled my vasectomy - Open Dore Policy
Wear the jockstrap. Use the peas. Get a few bags of peas so you don't have to wait for them to refreeze. Plus they eventually get squishy. ...
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re: Just saw the worst wreck Ive ever seen - Open Dore Policy
Highway 96 is kind of a bitch anyway. It's going to be terrible with the interstate traffic too....
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re: Why is the government suddenly going so hard after vaping? - Open Dore Policy
Well, there's no way that vaping can be healthy. And people look pretty gay doing it. Not that there's anything wrong with that. ...
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re: Just saw the worst wreck Ive ever seen - Open Dore Policy
[quote]I just drove past this where I live south of Nashville. Bad scene.[/quote] Somebody at one of my stops was just telling me about this a little bit ago....
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re: Just saw the worst wreck Ive ever seen - Open Dore Policy
[quote]Everyone is on their phones. Peek into people’s vehicles every once in a while. You’ll see it. [/quote] I drive a delivery truck and I swear it's almost every other car....
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re: Video Shows School Bus Driver Allegedly Drunk Driving - Open Dore Policy
She doesn't even look that upset. ...
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re: Would you buy this house? - Open Dore Policy
That's weird as shite. But that seems like a hell of a price. But frick Michigan. ...
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re: Food mascots and whether or not I'd be able to kick their ass - Open Dore Policy
[quote]Gortons fisherman should be added to the far left. I wouldn’t want to pick a fight with an old, drunk sailor[/quote] What if you match up at their home arena? The Gortons Fisherman on a boat on rough seas would probably have extra advantage. Are we doing this like Super Smash Bros?...
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re: More Boeing problems - Open Dore Policy
[quote]Sounds like a pretty big dill.[/quote] You win. ...
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re: Does the internet suck now? - Open Dore Policy
Brownosing sumbitch. ...
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re: Wife decided to hand wash her car for the first time. Ever. -UPDATE - Open Dore Policy
[quote]My wife did that once. Luckily the car was already a piece of shite and died not long after.[/quote] Wife or car?...
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re: Battle Bots championship tonight - Open Dore Policy
[quote]My 5 yr old has all of them. The drink batteries but are pretty fun to mess around with. [/quote] I was wondering how much fun they actually would be....
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re: Five-Year-Old Tennessee Boy With Autism Branded ‘Sex Offender’ for Hugging Classmates - Open Dore Policy
[quote]Strangely, it reads as if he wasn't already in a special ed setting.....which if he was on the spectrum, he should've been[/quote] My nephew is autistic and he does attend regular classes....
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re: The lucky win in Seattle is hiding Sean Payton's stubbornness (for now) - Open Dore Policy
For some reason when I saw "The lucky win in Seattle" and then "Payton", I registered Gary Payton. And I was thinking, "Where in the hell is this post coming from?"...
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re: Battle Bots championship tonight - Open Dore Policy
Me and my 9 year old watch it. He wants the remote-control set you can buy at Target and battle with....
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re: My coworker is driving me nuts! - Open Dore Policy
Go outside and push carts for a while. Eventually he'll go talk to Yolanda at the dressing rooms....
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