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Researchers are feeding cocaine to Salmon. Find out they swim longer and further
Posted on 4/23/26 at 8:01 am
Posted on 4/23/26 at 8:01 am
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Salmon exposed to cocaine in the water swim longer distances than those that go without, according to a study released this week.
Cocaine use is on the rise worldwide, with the U.N. reporting an estimated 25 million people used the stimulant in 2023 and the drug being increasingly found in waterways.
Joint research released Monday by scientists at Australia's Griffith University and the Swedish University of Agricultural Sciences studied how the drug affected the movements of wild fish in their natural habitats.
Researchers took 105 wild Atlantic salmon in Sweden's Lake Vattern and exposed them to both cocaine and benzoylecgonine — a metabolite created by the drug in the liver — and then tracked their movements.
They found the river-dwellers exposed to the drugs traveled 1.9 times farther per week than their clean-living control cousins.
Those exposed to the by-product also swam 7.6 miles farther, the study found.
"Any unnatural change in animal behavior is a concern," report co-author Marcus Michelangeli from Griffith University's Australian Rivers Institute told national broadcaster ABC.
Next breakthrough they will tell us that weed makes Salmon less productive and have lower sperm counts
Posted on 4/23/26 at 8:03 am to stout
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Next breakthrough they will tell us that weed makes Salmon less productive and have lower sperm counts
I'm pretty sure he's a cyclist, so that would check out
Posted on 4/23/26 at 8:03 am to stout
This is why the government is permitting legalization of weed, but still imposes restrictions on the super drug, cocaine. They don’t want us swimming longer and farther.
Posted on 4/23/26 at 8:04 am to stout
How much government grant money was wasted on testing salmon and cocaine?
Posted on 4/23/26 at 8:04 am to stout
quote:He posts here.
Researchers are feeding cocaine to Salmon
Damn, coulda been me.
Kinda makes you think…
Posted on 4/23/26 at 8:07 am to Bacon84
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How much government grant money was wasted on testing salmon and cocaine?
And how much salmon and cocaine went “missing” during the testing?
Posted on 4/23/26 at 8:10 am to stout
Why do they have funding for ridiculous studies like this?
Posted on 4/23/26 at 8:10 am to LNCHBOX
quote:larping as lance armstrong in those tights can’t be good for blood flow to the boys
I'm pretty sure he's a cyclist, so that would check out
Posted on 4/23/26 at 8:12 am to Cosmo
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nd how much salmon and cocaine went “missing” during the testing?
Zactly
Posted on 4/23/26 at 8:13 am to stout
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swim longer distances than those that go without,
Plus they want to frick more and eat less.
Posted on 4/23/26 at 8:13 am to NoBoDawg
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Why do they have funding for ridiculous studies like this?
Because the government has way too much money
Posted on 4/23/26 at 8:19 am to stout
Wonder how much American NGOs paid for that
Posted on 4/23/26 at 8:20 am to stout
I’ve could’ve told everyone this without the research
Posted on 4/23/26 at 8:21 am to stout
Cocain Infused Salmon will be the hot dinner meal at Supper Club BR.
Posted on 4/23/26 at 8:26 am to Mo Jeaux
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They don’t want us swimming longer and farther.
If that were true they wouldn’t be trying to force medical grade amphetamines on every 5th grade boy who doesn’t pay attention in class.
Posted on 4/23/26 at 8:26 am to stout
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Next breakthrough they will tell us that weed makes Salmon less productive and have lower sperm counts
Certainly less productive.
Sperm never missed though.
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