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re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrives
Posted on 11/28/22 at 9:40 pm to Jon Ham
Posted on 11/28/22 at 9:40 pm to Jon Ham
quote:
Why do people run to the door when the pizza delivery guy knocks?
Because I order pizza when I am hungry. And by the time it is nearby, I'm ready to bite a limb off.
Posted on 11/28/22 at 9:42 pm to meansonny
Is it weird that the leg-opening gif made it move?
This post was edited on 11/28/22 at 9:42 pm
Posted on 11/28/22 at 9:44 pm to Jon Ham
We're starving and have already waited an hour...
Posted on 11/28/22 at 9:47 pm to Jon Ham
Stopping point then going to the door? You’re a sad, strange little man
Posted on 11/28/22 at 9:49 pm to BluegrassBelle
quote:
You seem rude as frick.
That’s such weird thinking. I’m paying for the pizza and tipping, and they can take their time in making it and delivering it, basically I’m at their complete mercy of when the feel like making and delivering it. Cook can choose to have a smoke break before getting started. Driver can choose to make a personal errand on way to my house. But I’m expected to jump out of my seat and run to the door because I’ve been so honored to have the opportunity to buy their pizza? Get outta here.
Posted on 11/28/22 at 9:52 pm to Jon Ham
Feels like a troll thread, got to be honest.
Posted on 11/28/22 at 9:54 pm to Duke
This is a reaction to your wife ordering the "extra sausage" when you're not there, right???
Posted on 11/28/22 at 9:55 pm to flyingtexastiger
Eating cold pizza. That’ll show those motherfrickers.
Posted on 11/28/22 at 10:03 pm to Jon Ham
Glad you can find a stopping point from whacking it, to make sure your family gets fed and the pizza guy isn’t an axe murderer at the door.
Posted on 11/28/22 at 10:07 pm to Jon Ham
The system only works if the delivery guy is able to deliver a certain number of hot/warm pizzas in a certain amount of time. If every customer acted like you, then they would need to hire more delivery drivers and prices would go up.
Luckily only one person like you won't bring down the system.
Luckily only one person like you won't bring down the system.
Posted on 11/28/22 at 10:09 pm to Jon Ham
I just want to say this is a great thread
OP nailed it. Not what he was saying but what he was saying to make this thread happen
OP nailed it. Not what he was saying but what he was saying to make this thread happen
This post was edited on 11/28/22 at 10:10 pm
Posted on 11/28/22 at 10:09 pm to Jon Ham
quote:
My wife hates it, but I take my time.
The driver hates it too and they remember people like you.
Enjoy your "special" order.
Posted on 11/28/22 at 10:10 pm to AmosMosesAndTwins
quote:
Because it’s fricking pizza.
And I'm fricking HUNGRY.
Posted on 11/28/22 at 10:19 pm to Jon Ham
Well the guy is working and needs to be in others places. Guy probably got chewed out by his boss or by another customer because you want to be a lazy prick
Posted on 11/28/22 at 10:20 pm to Jon Ham
Eat healthy you lazy frick.
Posted on 11/28/22 at 10:21 pm to Jon Ham
I rush to the door so my dogs don’t go insane.
Posted on 11/28/22 at 10:25 pm to Jon Ham
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But I’m expected to jump out of my seat and run to the door because I’ve been so honored to have the opportunity to buy their pizza?
Yes, the stoned driver thinks about you

You are either trolling for people to respond to your post or as an earlier poster stated you seem rude as frick
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