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PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrives
Posted by Jon Ham
on 11/28/22 at 9:32 pm
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613Why do people run to the door when the pizza delivery guy knocks? People act like it’s an emergency and get all frantic.
My wife hates it, but I take my time. If I’m in the middle of something, I find a stopping point first before going to find my wallet and then going to the door. I’m the paying customer, right? I’m also tipping. If you want a tip you can wait a few minutes. If you start banging hard on my door or ringing the doorbell more than twice, tip gets reduced. I’m not here to serve you.
My wife hates it, but I take my time. If I’m in the middle of something, I find a stopping point first before going to find my wallet and then going to the door. I’m the paying customer, right? I’m also tipping. If you want a tip you can wait a few minutes. If you start banging hard on my door or ringing the doorbell more than twice, tip gets reduced. I’m not here to serve you.
re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrivesPosted by LSU-MNCBABY 
on 11/28/22 at 9:33 pm to Jon Ham
on 11/28/22 at 9:33 pm to Jon HamWeird melt
re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrivesPosted by notiger1997 on 11/28/22 at 9:34 pm to Jon Ham
on 11/28/22 at 9:34 pm to Jon HamYou suck
re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrivesPosted by AmosMosesAndTwins 
on 11/28/22 at 9:34 pm to Jon Ham
on 11/28/22 at 9:34 pm to Jon Hamquote:
Why do people run to the door when the pizza delivery guy knocks?
Because it’s fricking pizza.
re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrivesPosted by RummelTiger 
on 11/28/22 at 9:35 pm to Jon Ham
on 11/28/22 at 9:35 pm to Jon Hamquote:
Why do people run to the door when the pizza delivery guy knocks?
Sorry, bro. I'll tell the kids and dogs to slow down as to stop scaring you from now on.
re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrivesPosted by BluegrassBelle 
on 11/28/22 at 9:35 pm to Jon Ham
on 11/28/22 at 9:35 pm to Jon HamYou seem rude as frick.
re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrivesPosted by AlextheBodacious on 11/28/22 at 9:35 pm to Jon Ham
Thanks for letting us all know how your purposely pick fights with your wife.
Sounds like they order pizza a lot so no need to harass him for pics.
Sounds like they order pizza a lot so no need to harass him for pics.
re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrivesPosted by Indfanfromcol on 11/28/22 at 9:35 pm to Jon Ham
on 11/28/22 at 9:35 pm to Jon HamYour wife is hungry. You better put some pep in your step when pizza comes because Wilbur is ready to eat.
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re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrivesPosted by TigerOnTheMountain 
on 11/28/22 at 9:36 pm to Jon Ham
on 11/28/22 at 9:36 pm to Jon HamBecause I don’t want some degenerate “sneaker head” like you that’s blitzed out of their mind getting any ideas.
re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrivesPosted by WestCoastAg 
on 11/28/22 at 9:38 pm to Jon Ham
on 11/28/22 at 9:38 pm to Jon HamThats ok. You are getting the kitchens special sauce on your pizza
re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrivesPosted by TigerTatorTots on 11/28/22 at 9:39 pm to Jon Ham
on 11/28/22 at 9:39 pm to Jon HamThis is the only post I need to read to determine that you are a really awful human being
re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrivesPosted by beauchristopher on 11/28/22 at 9:39 pm to Jon Ham
on 11/28/22 at 9:39 pm to Jon HamThis is me while waiting on pizza.
Because he's got more deliveries to make and someone else's pizza is getting cold while you leave the pizza guy standing on your stoop in the cold and rain just so you can feel like you have power over someone else.
re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrivesPosted by PsychedelicTiger on 11/28/22 at 9:39 pm to Jon Ham
Ok
re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrivesPosted by jimmy the leg on 11/28/22 at 9:40 pm to Jon Ham
on 11/28/22 at 9:40 pm to Jon HamPorn...there is a reason your wife wants to run to the door for the pizza guy.
Not when I give her the third leg.
If you wondered what that thing in her closet was for...
quote:
My wife hates it,
Not when I give her the third leg.
If you wondered what that thing in her closet was for...
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