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Jon Ham
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PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrives

Why do people run to the door when the pizza delivery guy knocks? People act like it’s an emergency and get all frantic.

My wife hates it, but I take my time. If I’m in the middle of something, I find a stopping point first before going to find my wallet and then going to the door. I’m the paying customer, right? I’m also tipping. If you want a tip you can wait a few minutes. If you start banging hard on my door or ringing the doorbell more than twice, tip gets reduced. I’m not here to serve you.


LSU-MNCBABY
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re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrives
Weird melt


notiger1997
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re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrives
You suck


AmosMosesAndTwins
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re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrives
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Why do people run to the door when the pizza delivery guy knocks?


Because it’s fricking pizza.


BeeFense5
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re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrives
What kind of shoes was he wearing?


RummelTiger
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re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrives
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Why do people run to the door when the pizza delivery guy knocks?


Sorry, bro. I'll tell the kids and dogs to slow down as to stop scaring you from now on.



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BluegrassBelle
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re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrives
You seem rude as frick.


AlextheBodacious
Member since Oct 2020
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re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrives
Thanks for letting us all know how your purposely pick fights with your wife.

Sounds like they order pizza a lot so no need to harass him for pics.


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Kafka
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re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrives
What brand of shoes was he wearing


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Indfanfromcol
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re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrives
Your wife is hungry. You better put some pep in your step when pizza comes because Wilbur is ready to eat.


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TigerOnTheMountain
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re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrives
Because I don’t want some degenerate “sneaker head” like you that’s blitzed out of their mind getting any ideas.


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WestCoastAg
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re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrives
Thats ok. You are getting the kitchens special sauce on your pizza


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soccerfüt
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re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrives
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My wife hates it, but I take my time.
She’s used to going to the mat (so to speak) in pleasing the Pizza delivery driver.


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TigerTatorTots
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re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrives
This is the only post I need to read to determine that you are a really awful human being


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Kafka
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re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrives
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What kind of shoes was he wearing?
Please don't steal my jokes before I post them


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beauchristopher
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re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrives
This is me while waiting on pizza.




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Adajax
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re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrives
Because he's got more deliveries to make and someone else's pizza is getting cold while you leave the pizza guy standing on your stoop in the cold and rain just so you can feel like you have power over someone else.


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PsychedelicTiger
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re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrives
Ok


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SG_Geaux
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re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrives
You seem like a shitty person


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jimmy the leg
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re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrives
Porn...there is a reason your wife wants to run to the door for the pizza guy.

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My wife hates it,


Not when I give her the third leg.

If you wondered what that thing in her closet was for...





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