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This is the answer. What is their preference in men these days?


Anything over 3”

re: Chicks wearing deer antlers

Posted by tigerbutt on 12/24/25 at 10:17 pm to
I’d buck’em
Other than the 30 minutes of opening presents, Eve is pretty cool. Kids all excited and ready for it to happen.
Waiting for kids to go to sleep. Still have to put together some double egg swing. Shouldn’t take but an hour or two tops. Probably get started around 11-11:30.

ETA: Started at 11:00 sharp. Chinese m’fer didn’t have even one piece of paper in the box for directions. Looking at picture is all I had to go by. Hour and a half later all assembled. By the time I carried that heavy bastard into the house trying to maneuver and avoiding knocking over shite and then putting out all the presents that I wrapped it was 3 am before I went to bed. Forgot I had two outdoor hanging teepee looking tents to assemble. Those weren’t bad at all. Kids woke me up at 6 am sharp. Just woke up from an hour nap and about to eat Christmas lunch.
Ordered personalized wrapping paper on Dec 12 and it stated it would be delivered between Dec 18-21st. Amazon updated delivery yesterday and said it would be delivered Dec 27. Deciding whether to keep it for next year or make them provide refund. Talked to Amazon yesterday and told them I would wait until Dec 24 before filing claim.

Ordered a toy on Dec 9 which was suppose to deliver Dec 17. Got an update which said it wouldn’t arrive until after Christmas so I ordered it from Walmart also hoping to get it in before Christmas. Damn Amazon package showed up yesterday and Walmart package isn’t arriving until after Christmas now. Guess I’ll send Walmart back when it arrives.
We had a wet summer and temps never got scorching hot. Trees are healthy and can withstand more this year. Hard freeze last year toughened them up!

re: New Christmas Eve Tradition

Posted by tigerbutt on 12/19/25 at 10:55 pm to
I could think of much better traditions to start.
They suck. Walked out early the one time I saw them.
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We’ve been battlling these 1-2 homicides/yr with the off chance of a suicidal meth head from the landmass on his way to Livingston who couldn’t bear the thought of I-12 through Tangi and ends it after rubbing one out in Target’s parking lot.


You couldn’t make this sentence any longer?
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I really don’t understand the issue with sweat pants but thems the rules.


Easy access, kids yanking other kids sweatpants down and of course the BBC swaying loose down the hallways.
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Does both always mean 2?


I thought black men had 3 legs.
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She would fit in perfectly with the majority of TD poli posters. Maybe she’s already here?


Aw did your daddy touch you somewhere inappropriately?
Only purchased a pint x onewheel. $1152.00 free shipping for son. Lots more to do.