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Polar Bear chasing guy

Posted on 8/23/26 at 3:06 pm
Posted by FlyingTigerBo
Member since Dec 2025
97 posts
Posted on 8/23/26 at 3:06 pm


That fear must've been out of this fricking world.
Posted by TexasTiger33
United States of America
Member since Feb 2022
16145 posts
Posted on 8/23/26 at 3:08 pm to
Smith & Wesson Model 500

Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
41384 posts
Posted on 8/23/26 at 3:10 pm to
quote:

Smith & Wesson Model 500


Wasn't he packing a rifle?
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
132672 posts
Posted on 8/23/26 at 3:11 pm to
Little guy just wanted to play
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
14489 posts
Posted on 8/23/26 at 3:11 pm to
In Siberia, you run from cold and bear.
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
38239 posts
Posted on 8/23/26 at 3:12 pm to
Would not frick with a polar bear. Ever.

If you’re into Polar Bears (or wildlife at all) read Never Look a Polar Bear in the Eyes by Zac Unger. I thought it was a great look at polar bear behavior and a fun read. Available on your phone.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
31974 posts
Posted on 8/23/26 at 3:14 pm to
quote:

Little guy just wanted to play

With the guy's liver.
Posted by nealnan8
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2016
5134 posts
Posted on 8/23/26 at 3:15 pm to
I immediately thought of Jurrasic Park...."must go faster, must go faster..."
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42934 posts
Posted on 8/23/26 at 3:19 pm to
That bear looks fatigued
Posted by DonJuanDaMiles
San Diego, CA
Member since Feb 2014
1772 posts
Posted on 8/23/26 at 3:22 pm to
quote:

That bear looks fatigued


Really? Polar bears have black skin, so…
Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
63307 posts
Posted on 8/23/26 at 3:25 pm to
And in other news, a polar bear was inexplicably found dead on Sunday afternoon…
Posted by B747Tiger
Member since Jul 2026
453 posts
Posted on 8/23/26 at 3:26 pm to
What are the other 4?

Hippos, crocodiles?
This post was edited on 8/23/26 at 3:26 pm
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
37680 posts
Posted on 8/23/26 at 3:35 pm to
Tiger and Lion seem obvious

Hippo don't hunt men for food as much as defend territory and bite drunks in half for swimming in their house
Posted by Shanegolang
Denham Springs, La
Member since Sep 2015
5124 posts
Posted on 8/23/26 at 3:46 pm to
"I wonder if there's any other reason that you can leave your car unlocked and running in the Arctic without worry of it being stolen."
Posted by bbeck
Member since Dec 2011
15429 posts
Posted on 8/23/26 at 3:52 pm to
Video was one false start of a snowmobile to ending much much differently.

Less than 2 seconds to death
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
76140 posts
Posted on 8/23/26 at 4:02 pm to
It doesn't help that they've maxed out their camouflage rating. A few years ago in Alaska a mother and her child were killed by a polar bear as she was walking with him away from a school. It happened in the middle of a heavy snowstorm and she never saw it coming. School children watched the attack, or what they could see of it, from school windows as a few people tried to beat the bear off of the two with shovels. It was an old bear that went after them out of convenience.

LINK

Posted by Globetrotter747
Member since Sep 2017
5901 posts
Posted on 8/23/26 at 4:05 pm to
I drove through the Arctic to Deadhorse several years ago. The coast is all controlled by oil companies, so you have to take a tour to Prudhoe Bay. Before my tour group got out of the vehicle the guide had to check around for polar bears.

That’s all I got.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
157320 posts
Posted on 8/23/26 at 4:07 pm to
quote:

Hippo don't hunt men for food as much as defend territory and bite drunks in half for swimming in their house

You sure? I thought hippos accounted for more human deaths than any other animal in the world. Or at least I think that was true at one point.

I’d be interested to see the other four animals as well.
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
37680 posts
Posted on 8/23/26 at 4:13 pm to
Just trying to make sense of the number of predators described (five).

Hippos kill more people than any other African animal but they kill people like we kill cockroaches. Mostly because they piss us off.

Posted by PublixSubs
Maine
Member since Sep 2015
909 posts
Posted on 8/23/26 at 4:15 pm to
Lions
Tigers
Crocodiles
Bears (mostly Polar)
Komodo Dragons

But I think leopards do as well.
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