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re: Pigeon Forge & Gatlinburg are trashy AF

Posted on 10/3/21 at 8:52 pm to
Posted by elcid
Band Camp
Member since Mar 2007
3036 posts
Posted on 10/3/21 at 8:52 pm to
Just pissed because you can’t win te penny slots
Posted by RandySavage
Member since May 2012
30840 posts
Posted on 10/3/21 at 8:58 pm to
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I think the allure of those towns for some is the ability to do some activities for the kids and get out in nature. Sorry, not matter how much I like hiking, my kids are not gonna wanna do that all day.



100%.

My kids (9, 7, and 3) are good travelers and they will do the hiking thing and be happy, but multiple days of that would get old for them. Got to throw them a bone with a mountain coaster or Hillybilly Putt Putt with some Smoky Mountain Fudge once in a while. Just like you said it's a good compromise of nature/fun for families with young kids.

But the OP is definitely right in that it is pretty trashy overall.
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8375 posts
Posted on 10/3/21 at 9:03 pm to
Any place that’s well known tends to be trashy now days. If a place is overpriced, likely overrated.
Posted by Rust Cohle
Baton rouge
Member since Mar 2014
1944 posts
Posted on 10/3/21 at 9:15 pm to
Best described as a giant celebration station or bourbon street for kids.
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 10/3/21 at 9:22 pm to
It’s like if Panama City Beach and Shoney’s moved into the mountains and had a kid.
Posted by TimeOutdoors
AK
Member since Sep 2014
12123 posts
Posted on 10/3/21 at 9:32 pm to
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Take the road from Townsend to Pigeon Forge at night and midway turn off your headlights for as long as you can. They won't be off long!


We used to do a full moon bike ride from Maryville to Cades Cove. One way gravel road but since it’s closed at night we didn’t have to worry about it. Not sure if it was legal though.
Posted by Alabama Slim
2009,2011 BCS National Champions
Member since Jul 2007
9936 posts
Posted on 10/3/21 at 10:13 pm to
A couple of years ago me nd a few friends went to Gatlinburg for a long weekend. Spent all day in the woods hiking and good food and drinks at night. Stopped by the aquarium on the way out. Fun weekend. It is what you make it I guess.
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
29379 posts
Posted on 10/3/21 at 10:14 pm to
All true, but Paula Deens restaurant and Smoky Mountain Knife Works are worth it.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62771 posts
Posted on 10/3/21 at 10:16 pm to
What do you have against pancake restaurants?
Posted by footswitch
New Market
Member since Apr 2015
3909 posts
Posted on 10/3/21 at 10:16 pm to
If you grow up you'll expect the expected.
Posted by LeGrosChat
Bangladesh
Member since Feb 2016
397 posts
Posted on 10/3/21 at 10:22 pm to
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You should go to France with the rest of the queers


Are you kidding. I have been to France many times. Are you from PF?
Posted by Fusaichi Pegasus
Meh He Co
Member since Oct 2010
14565 posts
Posted on 10/3/21 at 10:24 pm to
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sky coasters

My fatass thought I was gonna die on of those
Hauling arse and hit a hairpin, the seat started to tip and knew that dry rotted net wasn’t gonna hold me
Butthole was puckered
Posted by chrome_daddy
LA (Lower Ashvegas)
Member since May 2004
2056 posts
Posted on 10/3/21 at 10:34 pm to
Yeah, but did you hit that giant knife store? That place is badass.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68212 posts
Posted on 10/3/21 at 10:36 pm to
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and sh!tty restaurants which are ravenously devoured by fatties
Went up there earlier this year for a soccer tournament and there was a drive thru line backed up onto the highway for Long John Silvers. Unbelievable.
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 10/3/21 at 10:37 pm to
Ima hit up the Lodge factory store on the way back.
Posted by Horsemeat
Truckin' somewhere in the US
Member since Dec 2014
13527 posts
Posted on 10/3/21 at 10:44 pm to
That whole area of Appalachia is just God-awful in more than just that way.
Posted by oleyeller
Vols, Bitch
Member since Oct 2012
32021 posts
Posted on 10/3/21 at 11:09 pm to
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Just pure empty calorie commercialsm.


Why else does one go on vacation. Who tf is worried about calories
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 10/3/21 at 11:15 pm to
i guess i wont move to dollwood. nearby chattanooga is my sceene. i need old money to date.
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
14852 posts
Posted on 10/3/21 at 11:23 pm to
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Why we stay in Bryson City




Sounds like a great place for a travel ball tournament


Posted by HoustonChick86
Catalina Wine Mixer
Member since Dec 2009
57289 posts
Posted on 10/3/21 at 11:47 pm to
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I’m betting a good many locals here absolutely hate Dolly Parton for destroying this area.

Dolly Parton is an American hero!

I live in Knoxville and like Pigeon Forge and Gatinburg. It's just like Orange Beach but in the mountains. I've rented cabins down there a few times and met up with friends multiple other times. Always enjoyed myself.
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