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re: Pet Peeve: Why can’t some people just answer the bloody, fricking question?

Posted on 8/17/26 at 9:46 am to
Posted by AlumneyeJ93
Member since Apr 2022
1007 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 9:46 am to
Have a coworker like this. When I need quote for price and delivery, I get the price but 15 reasons why he can't give me the lead time.

You can't be held accountable for missed delivery date if you never give one.
Our boss is useless for enforcing it.
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
73189 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 9:49 am to
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oversight/regulatory agencies.


You can absolutely tell them the same thing but the results are going to be different

Ive done it before!
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Member since Jun 2009
89700 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 9:52 am to
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engineering management surprisingly split. Some love it, some consistently ask for more.

When I get a request to "provide more color" or my favorite one I heard once "more meat and potatoes" my head usually hits the desk.


Missed out on a promotion because of this, as explained by the hiring director. Is what it is. I don't do corporate mumbo jumbo. If I can answer in three words with clarity, that's what I do.
Posted by Swamp Angel
West Georgia Chicken Farm Territory
Member since Jul 2004
10729 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 9:57 am to
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Building/construction/engineering

quote:

When all I was asking for was a simple dimension or some specification about the material they were providing.


Have you read through the spec books lately? The architects have loaded them up and written them with nearly incoherent verbiage. Just ask your subs/vendors for the submittals that are usually called for in the specs. If any problems arise from there, let the architects and engineers provide more specific specifications so the subs don't have to keep guessing.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
151967 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 10:00 am to
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Just ask your subs/vendors for the submittals that are usually called for in the specs. If any problems arise from there
but then he would have to read more than a three line email and that’s just too much info for him to digest
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
73189 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 10:07 am to
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because of this, as explained by the hiring director.


frick em. Hiring director probably didnt need to be there either.

Posted by Trevaylin
south texas
Member since Feb 2019
11698 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 10:11 am to
the above three pages do have a correlliary situation. Go to the drive up station to order the three piece mild chicken fingers with a biscuit and Diet Coke that is described on the menu

first question...what is your name Fred

next question...do you want spicy or mild I said mild

next question...do you want cold slaw or mashed potatoes I asked for neither

next question...which special sauce I asked for none

next question....is Pepsi okey if that's all you got

next question...mild has a 15 minute wait will you accept spicy. yes

next question...would you like to donate 1 dollar to save the kittens. no

next question...will this be cash or charge. cash

next question...will it be 15 or 20 % tip. none

would you like an ice cream cup... no

would you like 1 napkin or 2... 1

Please drive to the side and await your order.
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
17462 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 10:24 am to
I’ve been there. I worked with many retards who can’t make sense of a simple email that contains all relevant information they need to do their job…if they actually know what they should know.

They want to be told what to do and do not like that someone expects them to have at least intermediate knowledge.

So they ask what they view is a simple “black and white” question that people who know the job would never ask. So we try explaining to them that they did not need to even ask the question. We try walking them through their job in a way that no one else needs. They still don’t understand that it is their own stupidity that led them to ask a simple question.

The job may not be for you baw.
Posted by andouille
A table near a waiter.
Member since Dec 2004
11895 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 11:20 am to
If you ask a lawyer a simple question, remember, they get paid by the word.
Posted by AaronDeTiger
baton rouge
Member since Jun 2014
2598 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 11:21 am to
CYA
Posted by Unobtanium
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2009
1945 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 11:23 am to
Concise thinking/speaking is a rare talent.
Posted by Sams Crow
Idaho
Member since Apr 2026
934 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 11:31 am to
Agreed. Sometimes I thought I had old Abe Simpson on the line.
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
20638 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 11:33 am to
Oh, the old Kamala Harris "Word Salad" responses. That would drive me to irrational actions likely getting me called into HR for ANOTHER longwinded explanation for why I'm not a "Team Player".
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
38808 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 11:53 am to
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And they proceed to respond with a word vomit answer with an endless maze of options and possibilities.
AI prompt:

Respond to this email with "yes", but make it sound like I've put a lot of thought and work into making this decision.
Posted by BoostAddict
Member since Jun 2007
3295 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 12:33 pm to
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“I don’t know, let me find out” used to be a respectable response.



Clients hate when engineers say "I don't know". That will lead to the dreaded "word salad" responses.
Posted by FCP
Delta State Univ. - Fightin' Okra
Member since Sep 2010
5236 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 12:58 pm to
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“There are no problems, we only have challenges here
My employer has taken to calling them "opportunities." My response is usually something along the lines of: "Yeah, you're right: You've got an opportunity to fix the GD problem."

Being an old, salty union man with seniority has its perks.
Posted by JamalSanders
On a boat
Member since Jul 2015
12231 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 1:13 pm to
It’s rarely black and white in engineering because there are a dozen ways to skin the cat.
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
46226 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 1:27 pm to
I always want to follow up the word vomit with “so, is that a yes or a no?”
This post was edited on 8/17/26 at 1:28 pm
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