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re: People that leave mass after communion....

Posted on 11/19/18 at 10:54 am to
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
58273 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 10:54 am to
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Be Protestant like a normal person

you fig.
Posted by OceanMan
Member since Mar 2010
22589 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 10:58 am to
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Because my kids are usually losing their shite by then.


Yep, we started leaving early for this reason. Hard enough to even go with a toddler

Posted by thermal9221
Youngsville
Member since Feb 2005
14579 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 11:05 am to
Typical church going person judging others.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 11:10 am to
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What’s up with people that exit mass immediately after receiving communion?


Legs and knees sore from all of the sit-kneel-stand fiasco.
Posted by TexasTiger89
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2005
26297 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 11:13 am to
We had a priest refer to them as "Jesus to go".
Posted by lsudave1
Baton Metairie
Member since Jan 2005
11327 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 11:15 am to
Catholics don’t pray to Mary, they pray to God that Mary might intercede in their lives and help them. Don’t take shots if you aren’t educated on the matter you Huguenot.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73466 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 11:16 am to
gotta beat the traffic and make it home for noon kickoff.
Posted by J Murdah
Member since Jun 2008
40108 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 11:18 am to
I'm surprised Catholics don't have a third offering after communion.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 11:20 am to
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Healing Place has this problem too. When the alter call happens, 2/3rds of the church bolts and most of them showed up late to begin with.


What does Healing Place care? The people already paid up at the reverse ATM on the way in. shite, if they'd just walk in, pony up, then turn right the frick around and go about their day, that would be preferable from a profit maximization standpoint.
This post was edited on 11/19/18 at 11:26 am
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
26154 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 11:21 am to
My minister once said, “there are 2 types of people that go to church. The ones who park normal and the ones that back in and park near the exit”
Posted by Snipe
Member since Nov 2015
15555 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 11:26 am to
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People that leave mass after communion....
What’s up with people that exit mass immediately after receiving communion? Most participate in the remaining 5-10 minutes giving thanks and praise while some bolt to beat traffic? Get an early start to their next venture? I don’t get it.

What do you think about these people, OT?



Something, Something. Judge not, and you shall not be judged. Something, Something.......
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104143 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 11:27 am to
Lol catholics
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
135257 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 11:28 am to
Probably trying to protect their children.












Sort of just kidding.
Posted by Fourteen28
Member since Aug 2018
1156 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 11:44 am to
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Probably trying to protect their children.


Yeah I would imagine most of the raping occurs after Mass.
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
19248 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 11:49 am to
They went to the 11 a.m. mass and the local bars open at noon and they want to get a good seat at the bar.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
78786 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 11:51 am to
Technically allowed, but kind of douchey.

I blame Pope Francis. He killed the fan experience by replacing the organ with piped in music. And he let Aramark manufacture the hosts.
Posted by Tiger985
Member since Nov 2006
7426 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 11:52 am to
Judging people while actually still inside the church?

Not bad, most people wait until Mass is over.

Mind your own business. This is not your concern in any way shape or form.
Posted by randybobandy
NOLA
Member since Mar 2015
2054 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 11:54 am to
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Healing Place has this problem


one of many.....
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
78786 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 11:55 am to
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knew Catholic kids in hs that really believed that going to Saturday mass would wipe the slate clean for all of the past week's transgressions so they were able to go back out and rinse and repeat starting that night


There's a reason Reconciliation is right before Anticipated Mass. A lot of people can only go a few hours without screwing up.
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 11:56 am to
I like to think Mary being a Jewish mom is constantly on Jesus.

"Yeah, yeah, son of God , when are you giving me grand babies!?"

"You can do so much better than Mary Magdalene, what about that Veronica girl, she seemed real nice with none of that deli sales offerings."

"Jesus, it's cold out put on a coat."
This post was edited on 11/19/18 at 11:57 am
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