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Peloton Bike Placement - It's important

Posted on 1/29/19 at 9:16 am
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
87960 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 9:16 am
Twitter link.

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Sometimes I’ll move the Peloton bike into our gallery so I can spend time with my half gay husband while he reads Architectural Digest wearing combat boots



Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
11967 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 9:17 am to
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Peloton Bike Placement - It's important



Hahaha my wife and I were looking at this last night. Dude is spot on... My wife also has a Peloton..
Posted by PipelineBaw
TX
Member since Jan 2019
1422 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 9:17 am to
Bothers me she couldnt set it parallel to the wall
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
33882 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 9:18 am to
What does half gay even mean?
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57015 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 9:18 am to
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Peloton



"We doubled the price, so you would want to buy it"

Best marketing scheme ever
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
44797 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 9:20 am to

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You might ask why the windows in front of these Pelotons are so small. Unfortunately space on the yacht is limited and the gym is near the waterline. We manage.


Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
75884 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 9:21 am to
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What does half gay even mean?


means he ain't a baw and his parents certainly didn't raise him right.
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
27902 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 9:23 am to
Well I guess we found S's twitter handle.

But it's spot on. Every time I see those commercials I laugh because who in the hell has these lavish spaces with breathtaking views for their exercise bike?
Posted by Snipe
Member since Nov 2015
17154 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 9:24 am to
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Bothers me she couldnt set it parallel to the wall


God I though it was only me.

Is that OCD or just common sense?
Posted by Damone
FoCo
Member since Aug 2016
32966 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 9:25 am to
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Some people tell me that I should put my living room here because of the amazing view. I have to question their priorities. Who on earth spends more time on their couch than on their Peloton bike?



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My husband says it’s a fire hazard to have the Peloton bike blocking the doors from the living room to the veranda. He doesn’t understand that the Peloton bike will be the first thing I save.



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I had my carpenter build a $9,000 finished wood riser for my Peloton bike in my glass-enclosed zen garden/home gym



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When we visited my parents for Christmas I had to put my Peloton bike right in the living room, they didn’t have a home gym or a conservatory or anything ugh

Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76771 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 9:26 am to
well, at least it has instructors to teach you how to ride.
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
27902 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 9:28 am to
These bikes (and now treadmills also) are the definition of a fad. They have a physical store location in a shopping center that I walk by every now and then. I don't think I've ever seen a customer in there.
Posted by Brummy
Central, LA
Member since Oct 2009
4676 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 9:28 am to

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Sometimes I let the nanny ride my Peloton. But the solarium is my space, so she only can ride in the garage and only when she’s disciplining my children.
Posted by canyon
MM23
Member since Dec 2003
22388 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 9:28 am to
Ahhh, my favorite techy pos to hate.
For cyclists who don't get on the road. Ever.
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
87960 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 9:30 am to
I thought this one could have used a comment about the real bike hanging there.
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
86677 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 9:31 am to
this is great

My wife wants one of these and I just laugh at her every time she mentions it.


Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34717 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 9:31 am to
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What does half gay even mean?



He's only into giving BJ's, not into the butt stuff...

If he were, he'd be full gay...

Side note; am I the only one who thinks those Peloton bike commercials are annoying as frick?

It's always the chick giving the same look at the end like she just accomplished some huge task like climbing Everest or K2... Out of her 5 million dollar home or apartment...

This post was edited on 1/29/19 at 9:39 am
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
59341 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 9:32 am to
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What does half gay even mean?



never heard of a chode?
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
27902 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 9:34 am to
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My wife wants one of these and I just laugh at her every time she mentions it.


It's absolutely ridiculous. The bike is $2,000 and then you have to pay a monthly membership that's the same cost as a membership to a cycling studio. I guess I get it if you live in the middle of nowhere and don't have easy access to a studio and the weather doesn't allow you to ride outdoors for a chunk of the year, but that's about the only way buying one of those makes any sense, IMO.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
73722 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 9:35 am to
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These bikes (and now treadmills also) are the definition of a fad.


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I don't think I've ever seen a customer in there.


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