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re: Other than bank account…convince me this 34 yr old/ many times ran through/ is sexy.

Posted on 6/17/24 at 7:31 pm to
Posted by SelaTiger
Member since Aug 2016
21200 posts
Posted on 6/17/24 at 7:31 pm to
These little feminine OT dudes would nut if she brushed up against them.
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
15621 posts
Posted on 6/17/24 at 7:32 pm to
I'd suck her arse hole until it changes color if it meant I'm set up financially for life or at least the next 3 or 4 hours
Posted by Alabama Slim
Team Massie
Member since Jul 2007
10664 posts
Posted on 6/17/24 at 7:34 pm to
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many times ran through


Wait.... you're telling me a single 34 year old isn't a virgin? Shocked.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
135743 posts
Posted on 6/17/24 at 7:35 pm to
I'm no fan, don't know any of her songs, but she's rich and mostly cute. You guys are dumb.
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
57778 posts
Posted on 6/17/24 at 7:40 pm to



30 years ago she was the average broad down the block.

Sure, you'd hit it but she wasn't anything special other than her height.

Slim girl inflation is a real thing.
Posted by low end
504/985/225/713
Member since May 2024
413 posts
Posted on 6/17/24 at 7:42 pm to
Looks a lot like my ex. I’d hit it with the force of a thousand suns.
Posted by USAFTiger42
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2016
3700 posts
Posted on 6/17/24 at 7:43 pm to
She's about as curvy as a flatiron and as athletic as Flynn from Breaking Bad. Now it's worse because horsemouth wants to be political.
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
31505 posts
Posted on 6/17/24 at 7:47 pm to
Billion with a B makes me hard as diamonds.
Posted by SloaneRanger
Upper Hurstville
Member since Jan 2014
12635 posts
Posted on 6/17/24 at 7:53 pm to
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The average Covington housewife as fricked as many guys as her ETA- and the average SSA alum is double that


Edgy.
Posted by SixthAndBarone
Member since Jan 2019
10502 posts
Posted on 6/17/24 at 7:55 pm to
There’s not a baw in here who wouldn’t go for a ride on that girl and that’s the truth.

Would she be sexy if she wasn’t famous and dancing on stage in leotards? Probably not. But she is and she is.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72724 posts
Posted on 6/17/24 at 7:58 pm to
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If she had no money I’d still rail her.
Your 112,350th incorrect forecast here.
Posted by AlonsoWDC
Memphis, where it ain't Ten-a-Key
Member since Aug 2014
9261 posts
Posted on 6/17/24 at 8:01 pm to
She caters to her base very well and there is absolutely nothing wrong with that.

Her base can't dance for shite neither.
Posted by Ric Flair
Charlotte
Member since Oct 2005
13868 posts
Posted on 6/17/24 at 8:01 pm to
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Would she be sexy if she wasn’t famous and dancing on stage in leotards?


She’s not a classic beauty, but has a certain “hottest chick in the trailer park” look to her (if discounting the music/talent/money) that is appealing.
Posted by LSUBFA83
Member since May 2012
4057 posts
Posted on 6/17/24 at 8:04 pm to
Looks like she's enjoying the fringe on her dress.
Posted by Ralph_Wiggum
Sugarland
Member since Jul 2005
11006 posts
Posted on 6/17/24 at 8:05 pm to
If you won't do it with Taylor Swift you have the gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31260 posts
Posted on 6/17/24 at 8:06 pm to
She looks good to me and I'm sure you love her all the same but is probably much better looking than whomever you fall asleep with each night. Hating on Taylor doesn't earn you extra cool points my baw
Posted by Worldly Bum
Member since Jun 2024
223 posts
Posted on 6/17/24 at 8:18 pm to
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Slim girl inflation is a real thing.


That's pretty much my only standard.

And frankly, that's really just more of a preference if I'm being completely honest.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
28111 posts
Posted on 6/17/24 at 8:18 pm to
She's not really in my wheelhouse, but I'd switch sides like Kelce did for a shot at her fat wallet. And that's not a euphemism for a plump kitty, either, that's probably as basic as the rest of her.
Posted by chalmetteowl
Chalmette
Member since Jan 2008
53612 posts
Posted on 6/17/24 at 8:19 pm to
Good thing you’re not paying to see her dance
Posted by AUFANATL
Member since Dec 2007
5047 posts
Posted on 6/17/24 at 8:23 pm to

I've seen her up-close in person a few times in her 20s when she was famous but not super famous. Both times she wasn't dolled up and just out running errands/grabbing a bite. She is very gangly and has a mediocre face without all the makeup caked on. She plays the non-fat Diva role well but underneath it all she's just not hot. Talented and hard working for sure but not someone you would lust after if she was your waitress. The geometry is weird
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