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re: Oriental Meessage: experiences/ stories?
Posted on 1/26/19 at 11:23 pm to Four Leaf Tayback
Posted on 1/26/19 at 11:23 pm to Four Leaf Tayback
quote:obviously?
He’s obviously divorced
Odd choice of a word.
Posted on 1/26/19 at 11:29 pm to Loaner1231
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pointed at her mouth and said “you know how many dick?”
Lol ouch
Posted on 1/26/19 at 11:32 pm to Four Leaf Tayback
A long time ago I heard some rumblings of some goings on at a local Russian lady massage that weren't exactly specific. Seemed about right. No oriental though.
Posted on 1/26/19 at 11:50 pm to Four Leaf Tayback
Its aight.
Eta: skip on the table Showers. Gives you bad ring worms.
Eta: skip on the table Showers. Gives you bad ring worms.
This post was edited on 1/26/19 at 11:52 pm
Posted on 1/26/19 at 11:53 pm to Four Leaf Tayback
You talking about a rub and tug? It’s a simple concept. You get a massage and then you pay a little extra to get a hand job. Or blow job. Or frick. Be careful though. Police have been cracking down on them.
Posted on 1/26/19 at 11:59 pm to Four Leaf Tayback
Went to one in village de lest. I ate some we never close prior to my appointment. I think the ham was spoiled. In the room they had a floor drain. I thought asians shite in them, so I gave it a go.
shite went everywhere. I was asked to leave. I never returned.
shite went everywhere. I was asked to leave. I never returned.
Posted on 1/27/19 at 12:00 am to DeafJam73
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Be careful though. Police have been cracking down on them.
Pffff, not in Houston. There's one on every corner.
Posted on 1/27/19 at 12:18 am to Four Leaf Tayback
Dear Mr. Officer.......
Posted on 1/27/19 at 12:25 am to Loaner1231
quote:
“you know how many dick?”
Posted on 1/27/19 at 12:36 am to Loaner1231
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True story. I know a guy who got oral from one of these spots. As she started to put a condom on him, he questioned the necessity. She looked up, pointed at her mouth and said “you know how many dick?”
Early running for post of the year
Posted on 1/27/19 at 12:36 am to tketaco
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Pffff, not in Houston. There's one on every corner.
Read the paper dude. Those broads getting arrested left and right here
Posted on 1/28/19 at 4:13 pm to idlewatcher
First off, yes, the police have had raids and busted some establishments. This happens every 6 months or so. Some close down, some keep operating, and some just move locations. The parlors aren’t going anywhere, so there’s no need to worry about that. Also, they have never busted any men. They can’t walk in and see you naked and arrest you. They come in on charges they already have built up.
Here’s how they work. Not all are the same. You go in and pay for either 30 or 60 minutes. Usually $40-80 depending on how long and where it is. What woman you get solely relies on who walks in to greet you when you walk through the door. And the women come and go from these places like a revolving door. Some are good looking, some aren’t. It is what it is.
You pay your fee, she walks out and tells you to get ready. Strip down naked and lay down. No towel, no nothin. She’ll come back and start rubbing you. Some are good massages but 75% of them are horrible and have no idea what they’re doing. If you pay for 30 minutes, they normally rub about 15 minutes, or 30-40 minutes If you pay for an hour. While they rub, feel free to reach down and rub their legs. Move your hands a little higher so they know you’re cool. They don’t mind.
After the rub, they tell you to turn over. The good ones will start teasing you by rubbing between your legs before they tell you to flip. You turn around and they put a pillow down. You’re now laying there facing them fully naked and hopefully at attention.
She will make a gesture or say something quiet to ask if you want a tug. You say yes. They will quote you a variety of numbers. Generally what they ask is between 60-100. Sometimes they want you to get the paper out right then before they start. Sometimes they wait until it’s over. She will do what she does, you try to get the most out of it, ask her to take off articles of clothing and rub what she lets you. She will clean you up after. You get dressed and leave.
Some of them will offer more than a tug. Not always though. HARDLY NEVER will you be offered her oral talents. If you do, it will be with a cover on. Many will offer the full deal. They will have a cover and she will ether lay down for you or she will get on you. There’s not much connection, she is just there to get you to finish. Not much playing. This usually goes for 100-200.
95% of the places will give you the tug. 50% of the places will offer more. Some are good, some are not. You never know why you’re getting. You can always try to negotiate, but it doesn’t mean she will say yes.
Here’s how they work. Not all are the same. You go in and pay for either 30 or 60 minutes. Usually $40-80 depending on how long and where it is. What woman you get solely relies on who walks in to greet you when you walk through the door. And the women come and go from these places like a revolving door. Some are good looking, some aren’t. It is what it is.
You pay your fee, she walks out and tells you to get ready. Strip down naked and lay down. No towel, no nothin. She’ll come back and start rubbing you. Some are good massages but 75% of them are horrible and have no idea what they’re doing. If you pay for 30 minutes, they normally rub about 15 minutes, or 30-40 minutes If you pay for an hour. While they rub, feel free to reach down and rub their legs. Move your hands a little higher so they know you’re cool. They don’t mind.
After the rub, they tell you to turn over. The good ones will start teasing you by rubbing between your legs before they tell you to flip. You turn around and they put a pillow down. You’re now laying there facing them fully naked and hopefully at attention.
She will make a gesture or say something quiet to ask if you want a tug. You say yes. They will quote you a variety of numbers. Generally what they ask is between 60-100. Sometimes they want you to get the paper out right then before they start. Sometimes they wait until it’s over. She will do what she does, you try to get the most out of it, ask her to take off articles of clothing and rub what she lets you. She will clean you up after. You get dressed and leave.
Some of them will offer more than a tug. Not always though. HARDLY NEVER will you be offered her oral talents. If you do, it will be with a cover on. Many will offer the full deal. They will have a cover and she will ether lay down for you or she will get on you. There’s not much connection, she is just there to get you to finish. Not much playing. This usually goes for 100-200.
95% of the places will give you the tug. 50% of the places will offer more. Some are good, some are not. You never know why you’re getting. You can always try to negotiate, but it doesn’t mean she will say yes.
Posted on 1/28/19 at 4:20 pm to arseinclarse
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Went to one in village de lest. I ate some we never close prior to my appointment. I think the ham was spoiled. In the room they had a floor drain. I thought asians shite in them, so I gave it a go.
shite went everywhere. I was asked to leave. I never returned.
Posted on 1/28/19 at 4:24 pm to SixthAndBarone
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SixthAndBarone

Posted on 1/28/19 at 4:25 pm to SixthAndBarone
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SixthAndBarone
Greatest 1st post since MichelleLA
Posted on 1/28/19 at 4:28 pm to SixthAndBarone
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HARDLY NEVER will you be offered her oral talents.
What a difference an N makes.
You mean hardly ever/rarely?
This post was edited on 1/28/19 at 4:29 pm
Posted on 1/28/19 at 4:40 pm to SixthAndBarone
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SixthAndBarone
Number of Posts: 1
Registered on: 1/27/2019
I believe this guy.
*Google maps what’s at Sixth and Barone*
Posted on 1/28/19 at 4:45 pm to Box Geauxrilla
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*Google maps what’s at Sixth and Barone*
Hmm... looks sketchy. Do I just wait at the corner for the signal?
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