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re: Oriental Meessage: experiences/ stories?

Posted on 1/26/19 at 11:23 pm to
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76128 posts
Posted on 1/26/19 at 11:23 pm to
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He’s obviously divorced
obviously?

Odd choice of a word.
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
42508 posts
Posted on 1/26/19 at 11:29 pm to
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pointed at her mouth and said “you know how many dick?”



Lol ouch
Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
15168 posts
Posted on 1/26/19 at 11:32 pm to
A long time ago I heard some rumblings of some goings on at a local Russian lady massage that weren't exactly specific. Seemed about right. No oriental though.
Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
21806 posts
Posted on 1/26/19 at 11:50 pm to
Its aight.

Eta: skip on the table Showers. Gives you bad ring worms.
This post was edited on 1/26/19 at 11:52 pm
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
19122 posts
Posted on 1/26/19 at 11:53 pm to
You talking about a rub and tug? It’s a simple concept. You get a massage and then you pay a little extra to get a hand job. Or blow job. Or frick. Be careful though. Police have been cracking down on them.
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
35469 posts
Posted on 1/26/19 at 11:59 pm to
Went to one in village de lest. I ate some we never close prior to my appointment. I think the ham was spoiled. In the room they had a floor drain. I thought asians shite in them, so I gave it a go.

shite went everywhere. I was asked to leave. I never returned.
Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
21806 posts
Posted on 1/27/19 at 12:00 am to
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Be careful though. Police have been cracking down on them.


Pffff, not in Houston. There's one on every corner.
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
23199 posts
Posted on 1/27/19 at 12:18 am to
Dear Mr. Officer.......
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
46425 posts
Posted on 1/27/19 at 12:25 am to
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“you know how many dick?”


Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
69635 posts
Posted on 1/27/19 at 12:36 am to
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True story. I know a guy who got oral from one of these spots. As she started to put a condom on him, he questioned the necessity. She looked up, pointed at her mouth and said “you know how many dick?”


Early running for post of the year
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
98628 posts
Posted on 1/27/19 at 12:36 am to
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Pffff, not in Houston. There's one on every corner.


Read the paper dude. Those broads getting arrested left and right here
Posted by SixthAndBarone
Member since Jan 2019
11332 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 4:13 pm to
First off, yes, the police have had raids and busted some establishments. This happens every 6 months or so. Some close down, some keep operating, and some just move locations. The parlors aren’t going anywhere, so there’s no need to worry about that. Also, they have never busted any men. They can’t walk in and see you naked and arrest you. They come in on charges they already have built up.

Here’s how they work. Not all are the same. You go in and pay for either 30 or 60 minutes. Usually $40-80 depending on how long and where it is. What woman you get solely relies on who walks in to greet you when you walk through the door. And the women come and go from these places like a revolving door. Some are good looking, some aren’t. It is what it is.

You pay your fee, she walks out and tells you to get ready. Strip down naked and lay down. No towel, no nothin. She’ll come back and start rubbing you. Some are good massages but 75% of them are horrible and have no idea what they’re doing. If you pay for 30 minutes, they normally rub about 15 minutes, or 30-40 minutes If you pay for an hour. While they rub, feel free to reach down and rub their legs. Move your hands a little higher so they know you’re cool. They don’t mind.

After the rub, they tell you to turn over. The good ones will start teasing you by rubbing between your legs before they tell you to flip. You turn around and they put a pillow down. You’re now laying there facing them fully naked and hopefully at attention.

She will make a gesture or say something quiet to ask if you want a tug. You say yes. They will quote you a variety of numbers. Generally what they ask is between 60-100. Sometimes they want you to get the paper out right then before they start. Sometimes they wait until it’s over. She will do what she does, you try to get the most out of it, ask her to take off articles of clothing and rub what she lets you. She will clean you up after. You get dressed and leave.

Some of them will offer more than a tug. Not always though. HARDLY NEVER will you be offered her oral talents. If you do, it will be with a cover on. Many will offer the full deal. They will have a cover and she will ether lay down for you or she will get on you. There’s not much connection, she is just there to get you to finish. Not much playing. This usually goes for 100-200.

95% of the places will give you the tug. 50% of the places will offer more. Some are good, some are not. You never know why you’re getting. You can always try to negotiate, but it doesn’t mean she will say yes.
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17751 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 4:20 pm to
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Went to one in village de lest. I ate some we never close prior to my appointment. I think the ham was spoiled. In the room they had a floor drain. I thought asians shite in them, so I gave it a go.

shite went everywhere. I was asked to leave. I never returned.


Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50920 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 4:24 pm to
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SixthAndBarone


Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
59341 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 4:24 pm to
whoa dude
Posted by Loaner1231
Violet, LA
Member since Jan 2016
3903 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 4:25 pm to
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SixthAndBarone


Greatest 1st post since MichelleLA
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
39548 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 4:28 pm to
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HARDLY NEVER will you be offered her oral talents.

What a difference an N makes.

You mean hardly ever/rarely?
This post was edited on 1/28/19 at 4:29 pm
Posted by castorinho
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Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 1/28/19 at 4:39 pm to
Posted by Box Geauxrilla
Member since Jun 2013
19221 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 4:40 pm to
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SixthAndBarone
Number of Posts: 1
Registered on: 1/27/2019



I believe this guy.

*Google maps what’s at Sixth and Barone*
Posted by Who_Dat_Tiger
Member since Nov 2015
26114 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 4:45 pm to
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*Google maps what’s at Sixth and Barone*

Hmm... looks sketchy. Do I just wait at the corner for the signal?



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