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re: One of the best arrest melts of all time

Posted on 5/21/24 at 9:57 am to
Posted by DatNolaClap
New Orleans
Member since Mar 2015
1903 posts
Posted on 5/21/24 at 9:57 am to
I mean, to be fair, she could have had multiple dogs.
Posted by crimsonsaint
Member since Nov 2009
37471 posts
Posted on 5/21/24 at 9:57 am to
Wood.
Posted by Dudley Humptyfrats
'Murica
Member since Oct 2010
2205 posts
Posted on 5/21/24 at 9:57 am to
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The fact that she didnt say "I cant breathe", is shocking

I was waiting for that
Posted by TD422
Destrehan, LA
Member since Jun 2019
696 posts
Posted on 5/21/24 at 10:00 am to
The question for the ages, boys. What to do? You can't keep away from that rack, and you can't run fast enough from that mouth.
Posted by AUCom96
Alabama
Member since May 2020
6150 posts
Posted on 5/21/24 at 10:02 am to
quote:

The question for the ages, boys. What to do?


Hide her dog in the hall closet, apparently.
Posted by fricket
Member since Aug 2019
1174 posts
Posted on 5/21/24 at 10:02 am to
Posted by Boudreauboudreaugoly
Land of the Rice n Son
Member since Oct 2017
2221 posts
Posted on 5/21/24 at 10:05 am to
quote:


They could have just got off the woman's property like she told them to do instead of sticking around to antagonize someone who was already stressed out. Nice tits, though.


Hey dipshit. SHE called 911/police (apparently, more than once) to come to her residence. People can’t just call police to come out then, when they show up just say “NVM get off my property”.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
23792 posts
Posted on 5/21/24 at 10:06 am to
quote:

Nice rack


That's all I was looking at and thinking, mesmerized by them flopping baby feeders.

Posted by SportsGuyNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2014
20085 posts
Posted on 5/21/24 at 10:06 am to
Drunk, stupid, entitled, and black is no way to go through life, ma’am
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130481 posts
Posted on 5/21/24 at 10:13 am to
Voiceover:

"Unfortunately, God did not get her out of this one."





God I wouldn't last a day as a cop. I'd be tazing every smart mouth bitch like this
Posted by Boudreauboudreaugoly
Land of the Rice n Son
Member since Oct 2017
2221 posts
Posted on 5/21/24 at 10:14 am to
She keeps screaming that she is a “GOA and is good at it”. Can anyone clue me in to WTF she is talking (screaming) about?
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
35335 posts
Posted on 5/21/24 at 10:19 am to
quote:

They could have just got off the woman's property like she told them to do instead of sticking around to antagonize someone who was already stressed out. Nice tits, though.

Agree with this, they should've just fricked off when she told them to. They told her they weren't going to help her, at that point get the frick off of her property.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
39851 posts
Posted on 5/21/24 at 10:19 am to
Can someone just tell me what mark the titties show up?
Posted by JodyPlauche
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2009
9605 posts
Posted on 5/21/24 at 10:20 am to
I saw nothing funny about that video.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130481 posts
Posted on 5/21/24 at 10:20 am to
"I don't have money for this! I'm in debt"


Also



"I spent three thousand dollars on this dog!"
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130481 posts
Posted on 5/21/24 at 10:20 am to
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Can someone just tell me what mark the titties show up?


Go about halfway in. Then sweater puppies are flopping all around like crazy.
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
35335 posts
Posted on 5/21/24 at 10:23 am to
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People can’t just call police to come out then, when they show up just say “NVM get off my property”.

Why not?

ETA: they showed up, told her that they couldn't help her, at that point they are no longer needed.
This post was edited on 5/21/24 at 10:25 am
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
19580 posts
Posted on 5/21/24 at 10:24 am to
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She keeps screaming that she is a “GOA and is good at it”. Can anyone clue me in to WTF she is talking (screaming) about?


She was saying "OTA" (occupational therapist asst). She graduated from a strip mall "college" with a largely useless trade.
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
86882 posts
Posted on 5/21/24 at 10:24 am to
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People can’t just call police to come out then, when they show up just say “NVM get off my property”.

Why not?


You seriously asking why someone can call 911 and then just say "oh never mind" when police show up?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130481 posts
Posted on 5/21/24 at 10:25 am to
She would have kept calling 911, forcing them to come out again.

She was drunk, belligerent, and unpredictable. It wouldn't have surprised me if she had gone driving trying to find her non-kidnapped dog and killed someone.
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