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re: Old person rant- Single knot ties

Posted on 11/3/26 at 10:20 pm to
Posted by GruntbyAssociation
Member since Jul 2013
10561 posts
Posted on 11/3/26 at 10:20 pm to
When homeless people have an orgy in your car it’s called a soup kitchen.
Posted by brass2mouth
NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
20835 posts
Posted on 11/3/26 at 10:39 pm to
quote:

double Windsor looks stupid with a tab collar.


James Bond disagrees.

Posted by Socrates Johnson
Madisonville
Member since Apr 2012
2449 posts
Posted on 11/3/26 at 10:56 pm to
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Old short person rant

FIFY

Four-in-hand or Pratt depending on the collar, but I’m tall like a real man.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
31619 posts
Posted on 11/3/26 at 11:03 pm to
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James Bond disagrees.




That is a 4 in Hand bruh. A Double Winsor would be symmetrical and nearly twice as wide. Ian Fleming's Bond mistrusted men that wore Winsor knots and would NEVER wear one himself.

I stand by my assertion a wide knot like a Double Windsor does not work with a tab colar.
Posted by bluedragon
Birmingham
Member since May 2020
10233 posts
Posted on 11/4/26 at 1:03 am to
Last time I wore a tie.

Senior engineer at Hydro Quebec, slid a pair of scissors down the conference room table and said “You championed this. Now remove the tie or we hold you down and cut it off.” Hydro Quebec was the last of the power Engineering holdouts.

Since then….the ties hang useless in the closet….that includes funerals and weddings.
Posted by mauser
Orange Beach
Member since Nov 2008
28288 posts
Posted on 11/4/26 at 4:02 am to
I can't believe a man pays attention to how another man ties his tie. I thought we did it for uniformity in business and to please the ladies.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
65730 posts
Posted on 11/4/26 at 4:20 am to
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Single knot ties


Are you referring to a Four-in-Hand knot? If so, that’s a classic knot.
Posted by nealnan8
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2016
5509 posts
Posted on 11/4/26 at 4:56 am to
I still sport an ascot. And don't get me started on my collection of turtleneck sweaters.
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
36816 posts
Posted on 11/4/26 at 5:01 am to
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Windsor is the only way!


Single or double?

Anyway, the real boss tie knot is the reef. If you know, you know....
This post was edited on 11/4/26 at 5:07 am
Posted by RichJ
The Land of the CoonAss
Member since Nov 2016
6518 posts
Posted on 11/4/26 at 5:27 am to
When I was a kid growing up, my dad would tie my ties for church. He was an “undertaker” by trade, so he’d have me lay down, lol.

It didn’t take me long to learn how to tie my own ties…
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
36172 posts
Posted on 11/4/26 at 5:39 am to


This asymmetrical nonsense is to what I’m referring.
Posted by Indefatigable
Member since Jan 2019
38816 posts
Posted on 11/4/26 at 5:44 am to
I’ve never once learned or thought about the name of tie knots. I just tie it and move on because I’m certain that no one cares since ties are useless and perfunctory to begin with.
This post was edited on 11/4/26 at 5:44 am
Posted by geauxturbo
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2007
4514 posts
Posted on 11/4/26 at 5:53 am to
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How do people that wear these expect us to listen to anything they say?


Because we arent shorties that have 4 feet of extra fabric for all that bullshite. You look up to us by nature.
Posted by AtlantaLSUfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2009
27911 posts
Posted on 11/4/26 at 5:59 am to
I wear single knot because it’s the only way the tie is long enough. Tall ties are always trash patterns.

Hopefully you shorties don’t judge me too much, I would chose half-windsor knot if it could fit.
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
36172 posts
Posted on 11/4/26 at 6:13 am to
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Because we arent shorties that have 4 feet of extra fabric for all that bullshite. You look up to us by nature.
I’m not short. I’m just not a heathen.

Would you like me to make the assumption that you must be fat if you don’t have any length for a double knot?
Posted by Harvey Vortac
MidCity
Member since Aug 2024
782 posts
Posted on 11/4/26 at 6:29 am to
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Windsor is the only way!


The Duke of Windsor tied his ties using the 4 in hand knot, but his ties were made using bulkier material. The Windsor knot was developed to get the dukes appearance with a less bulkier tie.
The problem is that if you are over a certain height the tail of the full Windsor knot becomes increasingly non existent
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
113849 posts
Posted on 11/4/26 at 6:44 am to
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Double Winsor
Stop saying this, it’s simply a Windsor or Full Windsor . You don’t go from a Half Windsor to Double
Posted by liquid rabbit
Boxtard BPB®© emeritus
Member since Mar 2006
65261 posts
Posted on 11/4/26 at 7:23 am to
I prefer the Half Nelson.
Posted by PUB
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2017
21817 posts
Posted on 11/4/26 at 7:26 am to
Slobs. Country has degenerated. Bling

Look at old pictures from the 50s on Canal Street.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49136 posts
Posted on 11/4/26 at 7:32 am to
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Old person rant- Single knot ties


Ties are stupid, uncomfortable, and archaic as Top Hats.
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