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Location:Baton Rouge
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Interests:LSU Football, Jeeps
Occupation:Scientist
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Registered on:8/27/2007
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Target rich environment without Killary in office, I'll put my money on the Marines. Thats US soil, I support any and all defense measures.

re: Seatbelt ticket

Posted by geauxturbo on 2/27/26 at 6:03 pm to
All the boot licking safety sniveling pussies in here send their kids to school on a bus with no seatbelts.

I give zero shits if someone has a seatbelt on or not, if they are 18+. Under 18, what in the holy frick?

Surprised the cop didnt rip you out of your vehicle and beat the frick out of you to keep you safe. Serve and protect or else!! Meanwhile just about every cop video I ever see has some roid raging prick hauling arse with no seatbelt tapping on a computer and going 70 mph over the speed limit while looking through 1% tint. For our safety of course.

PS. I always wear my seatbelt because I want to, not because some a-hole made it a law. I also buy expensive tires. Expensive tires save lives. We should have laws! Moore laws!! Save people from themselves (and collect fines if they dont let us help them!).

Let the down votes RAIN!!
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They haven’t been fired or prosecuted.


She said on PBD they were fired.
Id go to a deep tissue massage therapist and if that didnt work I'd see a Dr. I'd skip the back cracker.

My old lady (no pics) was an MT and she worked magic on pinched nerves.
Eh, my wife got them as well. Dryer sheets eliminate static. The balls reduce static (no difference in fluffing IMHO). My dryer is 12 years old and there is no film on the drum nor on the lint catcher and all the silly sensors still work just fine.

Maybe we didnt cram enough dryer sheets in per load. One seems to work pretty damn good even if you use it more than once.

Also, I dont eat the dryer sheets so I'm not worried about trace chemicals in them.

But if you're into balls, by all means, toss your balls in there and tumble away.
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I had this beautiful thing called an AP2 Honda S2000
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Starting to think Miata may be the answer?


Definitely not 7'3"
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I’m pretty damn short, but I’d choose 5’5” 100% of the time. Ever guy over 6’6” or so thst I know seems to hate being that tall


This ^^^^

I'm only 6'5" and its not as great as people make it out to be. I have to try on cars (most dont fit). Airplanes suck. Beds are too short. Ive split my head open on a house boat door frame. Bicylces are too small, motorcycles are too small, shoes are hard to find, pants and shirts are hard to find.

Ya, give me 5'5" over 7'3". Zero doubt.

re: Did you si that show?

Posted by geauxturbo on 2/8/26 at 7:38 pm to
I was not moved, it was not good, was not terrible. Would've fit well in that MEH commercial.

re: MX is Terrifying

Posted by geauxturbo on 2/7/26 at 9:14 pm to
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TV doesn’t do those jumps any justice.


No, no it doesnt! I watched the experts (red flag) and just sat there scratching my head. Just launching into the air. Thing of beauty. But certifiable. Lol

re: MX is Terrifying

Posted by geauxturbo on 2/7/26 at 9:10 pm to
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If you want an endurance exercise, cross country will do it for you.


I want to try the trails over near Forest Hills. Not exactly endurance racing, but it looks fun.

re: MX is Terrifying

Posted by geauxturbo on 2/7/26 at 9:05 pm to
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Does your little man have all that riding gear as in the pic?


Edit, not sure what I did above. Fat fingers, small keyboard.

Yup, caught a great sale at Rocky Mountain. Picked up some nice gear and glad I did. It rained every Friday after Christmas so all the tracks were slick on the following Saturday. Dude must've ate it 50 times. But, he brushed himself off and got right back after it. He really does have a blast. Tons of kids out there, too. I had no idea how popular it was.

My old man wouldve had me mow grass for ten years to afford my own dirtbike, I was lucky to save enough for a BMX bike.

re: MX is Terrifying

Posted by geauxturbo on 2/7/26 at 8:47 pm to
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It was my friend Kevin... Windham. Not sure if you know him. We were slingin dirt buddy.


Ya, thats nuts, I dont know how yall do it. I grew up on the same street as Kevin. Used to jump on his trampoline when I was a kid. Revin Kevin 511 was on his trailer. Nicest kid. Great family. He turned out to be one helluva racer.

re: MX is Terrifying

Posted by geauxturbo on 2/7/26 at 8:27 pm to
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What age and what size bike did you get your Lil Baw?


He's 10, listened to the interwebs and started him on a Honda CRF110F. Thing runs like a sewing machine.

He'll probably outgrow it pretty quick, though.

re: MX is Terrifying

Posted by geauxturbo on 2/7/26 at 7:36 pm to
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What cc are you talking about? 80?


Probably what I should be on. I was on a 250 4 stroke.

re: MX is Terrifying

Posted by geauxturbo on 2/7/26 at 7:32 pm to
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Damn baw hope that’s on your resume


Oh hell ya it is, right below my Fortnite W/L record.

MX is Terrifying

Posted by geauxturbo on 2/7/26 at 7:20 pm
Got my kid a dirtbike for Christmas and decided to join him on the MX track. He can ride for like 5 hours straight. I was lucky to finish 30 minutes.

I've been pretty fast at everything I do automtive, online or IRL. Won two regional autocross championships, placed 2nd in a rock crawling comp, was the fastest Louisiana online racer on GT for years.

But those two wheels scared the hell out of me. Lol. I was super happy if I got 3 feet of air time (as in distance, not height). The jump face is like a vertical ascention to the heavens. I'm like ya, pin it, go for it! Then, quickly come to reality...naw...dont want to fly just yet. I'll just hop it. Then the front tire goes vertical and Im doing all I can not to wisky throttle the thing. After you survive alititude chaos, you go to turn and the ruts are just as terrifying!

You guys that fly through the air like superman and zip around turns, tip of the hat. Mad skills.

I was on a YZ250F, did good to avoid dying. I think. Side note. After 3 laps I felt like I ran 3 miles. WTF.

If any of yall are into scaring the hell out of yourself while exercising, get a dirtbike.
If there wasnt a Carrier group deployed.

TDS9, "Why is that fat dumb frick not helping the people of Iran, what a lying sack of shite"

Just say whatever is opposite of what is done and sound enraged. No rational thought required.
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But at least inter-tribal feuds kept the land in the hands of the natives…


They werent natives, they also were colonizers.
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It must be quite the job


Yes, I work at work. Novel concept, I know. And I drive company truck so I cant take my car to get it inspected at lunch. Hour and ten minute commute on top of that.

So yes, its a bit of a pain in the arse to get my fricking perfectly running vehicle inspected.

And its not my plates, those I can renew online, its the State Police tax on my windshield. Just add the tax to my registration.
I work, which is why I dont currently have a valid inspection sticker. Lol.

If I break the law I pull over and take my lumps. Its called accountability.

My problem with police is not that they enforce the law, I rather prefer that they do.

My prolem is that so many police do not take accountability when they blatantly ignore the Constitution, are shown to be incompetent, or themselves break the law.