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Posted on 6/20/19 at 5:07 pm to Doctor Strangelove
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Crop dusting. It requires little effort for maximum results and women love it when you block their doorway so they can’t get out after leaving your essence in their office space.
This should be accompanied by a healthy breakfast of red beans and rice. When you are all set to cloud an area, let it rip then walk in a few small circles to help it spread. Then ask if anyone smells fresh baked bread.
Posted on 6/20/19 at 6:00 pm to Got Heeem
We would go in the women bathroom,
sprinkle mountain dew on the seat and put a baby ruth bar in the terlet
sprinkle mountain dew on the seat and put a baby ruth bar in the terlet
Posted on 6/20/19 at 6:13 pm to Got Heeem
They still sell the annoy a tron at Gamestop
Posted on 6/20/19 at 6:13 pm to ForLSU56
if you have over desk cabinets.... go borrow a few buckets of balls from the driving range (may want to explain the gag to them and promise to return them later). Use plastic wrap to cover the front of the cabinet while you add the balls, using books to add a little angle towards the front, close the lid, remove the wrap.
Wait for the hilarity when it gets opened. The sound of a couple hundred golf balls bouncing off the desk, floor... followed by lots of NSFW language.
Wait for the hilarity when it gets opened. The sound of a couple hundred golf balls bouncing off the desk, floor... followed by lots of NSFW language.
Posted on 6/20/19 at 7:08 pm to ocelot4ark
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Tape ice to the under side of someone's desk. It'll slowly melt on their crotch.
That was my best one, for sure.
That and properly rigging chopsticks and rubber bands to launch a duck sauce packet over a monitor for a headshot.
Great things can be done with the kids' refrigerator magnet letters as well...
Posted on 6/20/19 at 8:48 pm to Got Heeem
Place a fart box in the cubicle of one of the women in the office. Use remote to make fart sounds and loudly ask if someone farted afterwards. Repeat often. 
Posted on 6/20/19 at 10:47 pm to Yewkindewit
Rearrange his keys on the keyboard. Most models just pop off.
Empty his stapler of Staples and fill it with the holes from the hole punch. Next time he uses it it won't work them he'll pull it open and those little white shite will go everywhere.
Empty his stapler of Staples and fill it with the holes from the hole punch. Next time he uses it it won't work them he'll pull it open and those little white shite will go everywhere.
This post was edited on 6/20/19 at 10:48 pm
Posted on 6/20/19 at 10:51 pm to Got Heeem
LSD in the coffee pot
How many office prank threads are we gonna get today?
How many office prank threads are we gonna get today?
Posted on 6/20/19 at 11:57 pm to Got Heeem
If the sink in the breakroom has a spray hose then you can put a rubberband around the trigger and aim it to where someone would stand when they turn on the faucet. Old prank, but it'll never let you down.
Posted on 6/21/19 at 12:22 am to Bigfishchoupique
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One day during lunch I welded all of his tools to a fabrication table
That guy is a major pussy if he didnt hit you with a cheater bar
Posted on 6/21/19 at 10:42 am to Got Heeem
Make 20 copies of a paper clip. Remove the paper clip from the copier scanning bed, then place the copies in the paper tray. I saw a small group of people practically dismantle a copy machine looking for the paper clip trapped inside. 
Posted on 6/21/19 at 11:45 am to Got Heeem
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Reviews are horrible on that newer annoy a tron. Apparently is nothing like the original from the thread here many years ago.
I’ll sell you mine.
Posted on 6/21/19 at 12:08 pm to Got Heeem
Change the keyboard settings to DVORAK.
If y’all use any kind of Remote Desktop application, allow access to your workstation while he is out. When he gets back, screw with his computer while he is sitting there. Pull up some weird Videos on YouTube like Antifa and crank the volume all the way up. There once was a website that would just repeat “Hey everyone! I’m looking at gay porn!”
If y’all use any kind of Remote Desktop application, allow access to your workstation while he is out. When he gets back, screw with his computer while he is sitting there. Pull up some weird Videos on YouTube like Antifa and crank the volume all the way up. There once was a website that would just repeat “Hey everyone! I’m looking at gay porn!”
This post was edited on 6/21/19 at 12:25 pm
Posted on 6/21/19 at 1:26 pm to TigerFred
Please tell me how you did this!!!
Posted on 6/21/19 at 3:01 pm to thejudge
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Empty his stapler of Staples and fill it with the holes from the hole punch. Next time he uses it it won't work them he'll pull it open and those little white shite will go everywhere.
Go a step further and fill the empty stapler with glitter.
or just send him a spring loaded glitter bomb
LINK
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This post was edited on 6/21/19 at 3:03 pm
Posted on 6/21/19 at 3:43 pm to sonoma8
Open up a word doc
click file
click options
click proofing
Auto correct should be there
click file
click options
click proofing
Auto correct should be there
Posted on 6/21/19 at 4:03 pm to Got Heeem
I had a coworker who believed in ghosts. So I tied a piece of wire to the cord going to the base of her phone and ran it underneath the cubicle to the other side. Then while she was talking on the phone I gently pulled the wire and the phone started sliding away from her. She still hasn’t ever quite calmed down.
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