re: Office Prank Ideas

Reviews are horrible on that newer annoy a tron. Apparently is nothing like the original from the thread here many years ago.

Try the duct tape thing. I've done to 2 coworkers and it was hilarious.

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Did this to a coworkers. One example:

Every time he would type his name it would auto correct to: We know about your porn habit!

Dude was freaking out.

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Send a card full of glitter

Spray some of this by the HR department.

I had a summer job doing shutdown maintenance at Union Carbide the year I got out of high school. One of the older guys was a prick and always picked on the young guys. One day during lunch I welded all of his tools to a fabrication table. He never fricked with us again.

Co-worker was annoying the shite out of me so I set a rule, every time this person emailed me it sent an email back with every email this person had ever sent me. So 1:0000s quickly ended that nonsense.

Same co-worker, I saran wrapped all moveables in her office. Phone, chair, monitors, keyboards, etc.

Girl in our office went on a date and had a good time with some baw. We grouped together and had flowers sent to her everyday for a week. He ghosted her at the end of that week.

Covered an employees windshield with sticky notes, sticky side down so when trying to use the wipers it would slide over top of them.

Simply adjusting someone's chair is pretty irritating.

Create a shortcut on someone's desktop that makes the computer shut down. Make the icon look like internet explorer/Firefox/chrome and put a 15 second delay on it. Bait them into going online and watch them get pissed off Everytime their computer shuts down.

Top 10 Ways to be funny guy in the office

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Top ten ways to be 'the funny guy' in your office:
10. Ask to borrow someone's pen- bring it to the bathroom- stick it inyour arse- then return it and tell the person to smell it- when they tell you that it smells bad- be like, "It should! I had it in my arse!"
9. Brag about the fact that you own a gun, and keep playing with your nuts. Get them really sweaty, and then walk around shaking everyones hand.
8. Answer every question asked to you with 'frick if i know!' then call the person a racial slur that doesn't even match their race.
7. Always walk around with a big smile. Keep one hand down the front of your pants.
6. Run down the hall with your dick out while urinating all over and yell, "It won't stop! God help me! It won't stop!!" Then when it stops, look down and say...."Oh."
5. shite on the floor in your office and when someone comes in and sees it tell them its the fake plastic kind- when they try to pick it up, and realize that their hand is full of shite, laugh and point.
4. Before a meeting fill your mouth with custard-then during the meeting put one finger in the air and make like you're hocking up a big loogie- then spit the custard into a clear glass and hand it to the person next to you and say "Beat that!"
3. Inform a male coworker that he "wouldn't make a good hooker," then piss in his coffee and tell him he needs a good "arse fricking".
2. Keep telling the same person that they have bad breath even if they don't, and then punch them in the mouth.
1. Announce in a meeting that you have AIDS. After everyone gives you the sympathy remarks- tell everyone how you're just kidding- then tell everyone that they're just a bunch of figs.

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Office Prank Ideas

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I need ideas.

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Got Heem

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Soooo, didn’t get heem?