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Need some good pickup lines.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 8:44 pm
Posted on 2/20/19 at 8:44 pm
"Look at you with all those curves, and me with no brakes."
"Are you a parking ticket? Because you got fine written all over you."
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
Need some new material. TIA.
"Are you a parking ticket? Because you got fine written all over you."
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
Need some new material. TIA.
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Posted on 2/20/19 at 8:45 pm to Slippy
If you were a cause I would get behind you
This post was edited on 2/20/19 at 8:47 pm
Posted on 2/20/19 at 8:47 pm to Slippy
I’ve got an 8 ball. Let’s frick
Posted on 2/20/19 at 8:47 pm to Slippy
In
Posted on 2/20/19 at 8:48 pm to Slippy
Just tell whomever you’re trying to impress that you post on the OT.
as TH03
as TH03
Posted on 2/20/19 at 8:49 pm to Slippy
Me: Wanna grab a pizza and frick?
Her: No
Me: What, you don’t like pizza
Her: No
Me: What, you don’t like pizza
Posted on 2/20/19 at 8:49 pm to Slippy
I let Afroman take the wheel for me
Hey sugar, how you doin??
Your pretty face don't match that nasty attitude
What you mean where my girl??
Probably with your man!
Can we frick?
Hey sugar, how you doin??
Your pretty face don't match that nasty attitude
What you mean where my girl??
Probably with your man!
Can we frick?
Posted on 2/20/19 at 8:49 pm to Slippy
The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to frick you on the floor.
If we were both squirrels, would you let me throw a nut in your hole?
If we were both squirrels, would you let me throw a nut in your hole?
Posted on 2/20/19 at 8:51 pm to SEClint
I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 8:52 pm to Slippy
That blouse is very becoming on you. If I was on you, I'd be coming too.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 8:55 pm to Slippy
you can call me cake, cause I’ll go straight to your arse.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 8:55 pm to Slippy
These have all worked for me to varying degrees:
Your hair smells like ice cream.
Do any of your friends or relatives know where you are tonight?
Your name must be Elsie the Cow because you’re going to look good on a milk carton.
Your hair smells like ice cream.
Do any of your friends or relatives know where you are tonight?
Your name must be Elsie the Cow because you’re going to look good on a milk carton.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 8:56 pm to Slippy
Hey sweet thing, can I buy you a fish sandwich?
Posted on 2/20/19 at 8:57 pm to Slippy
Old one from years ago, “I am the man your mother warned you about!” It catches them off guard and you can see the “want to” in her eyes. Alot of women love the bad guy.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 8:57 pm to Slippy
You remind me of my big toe... Because I'm drunk and I'm about to bang you on every piece of furniture in the house
Posted on 2/20/19 at 8:58 pm to AceHole
Posted on 2/20/19 at 9:00 pm to BowlJackson
Posted on 2/20/19 at 9:00 pm to Slippy
Nice butt, ya wipe it?
Posted on 2/20/19 at 9:07 pm to northshorebamaman
quote:
I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
hey
Posted on 2/20/19 at 9:07 pm to Slippy
You got a mirror in your underwear? Because I can see myself in them.
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