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Posted on 2/20/19 at 9:13 pm to OweO
"Hey, you dropped something..
My jaw.."
(Motion her over with one finger)
"Got you to come with one finger, now imagine what I can do with all five"
My jaw.."
(Motion her over with one finger)
"Got you to come with one finger, now imagine what I can do with all five"
Posted on 2/20/19 at 9:15 pm to Slippy
“My grandmother just left me a huge inheritance”
Posted on 2/20/19 at 9:16 pm to Slippy
How much does a polar bear weigh?
Enough to break the ice.
Enough to break the ice.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 9:17 pm to HollyWoodCole
ETA I haven’t picked up a girl since the 90’s but I’m always fricking up and somehow talking my way back into good graces with my girl.
I still can’t figure it out.
I still can’t figure it out.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 9:18 pm to Slippy
If the gal you want to hit on is with a group of friends, ask her about a friend in the group. First introduce yourself, tell her how pretty the group is, (she'll think you're about to hit on her), then ask about her friend. Make her jealous you're not hitting on her. Then switch it and it on her. Be like "what does she like to drink, I'll get her a drink... or maybe I should just buy you a drink instead..."
Posted on 2/20/19 at 9:18 pm to Slippy
Look, I'm not long, but I can catch friction on a pickle jar.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 9:19 pm to Slippy
My dick is as long as the end of a close basketball game
Posted on 2/20/19 at 9:19 pm to Fishwater
Well the ol switcheroo worked for me one time.
I started talking up the big girl and the fine girl got pissed and confronted me.
It doesn’t work a lot though.
I started talking up the big girl and the fine girl got pissed and confronted me.
It doesn’t work a lot though.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 9:20 pm to Slippy
You smell like the inside of my mommas purse
Posted on 2/20/19 at 9:21 pm to Slippy
quote:
"Are you a parking ticket? Because you got fine written all over you."
Are you a parking ticket? Because I'm not going to pay you.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 9:22 pm to Slippy
Still don’t need the blue pill, lets rock this shite.
This post was edited on 2/20/19 at 9:23 pm
Posted on 2/20/19 at 9:24 pm to Slippy
Are you sitting on an F5 key? Because that arse is refreshing!
Posted on 2/20/19 at 9:26 pm to Slippy
Pickup material?
Are you two and a half tons? Cuz I’ve got the torque to haul you all around the bedroom.”
Are you two and a half tons? Cuz I’ve got the torque to haul you all around the bedroom.”
Posted on 2/20/19 at 9:41 pm to Barbellthor
My dick just died, can I bury it in you?
Posted on 2/20/19 at 9:42 pm to Slippy
Did you grow up on a chicken farm girl, cos you know how to raise some cocks.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 9:44 pm to Slippy
Do you like dragons?
Cause I’m gonna be dragon these nuts across your face later tonight.
Cause I’m gonna be dragon these nuts across your face later tonight.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 9:44 pm to TIGERSTORM
Posted on 2/20/19 at 9:50 pm to Slippy
Somebody better call heaven because a hottie is gonna show up there tonight.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 9:51 pm to Slippy
You know the best way? Do nothing. Just go to a bar, dress nicely, and do nothing. Might have to walk to one or two bars but trust me. Just sit there, drink your drink, talk to the bartender and the rest will take care of itself. Especially with the 32-42yo female set.
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