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re: Need some good pickup lines.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 6:37 am to UnitedFruitCompany
Posted on 2/21/19 at 6:37 am to UnitedFruitCompany
quote:
Especially with the 32-42yo female set.
But the value of vaginas is only from 18 to 29.
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Posted on 2/21/19 at 6:39 am to gumbo2176
You have 206 bones in your body. Want another one?
Gently look at her shirt tag and say, "Yup, I knew you were made in heaven"
Your daddy must have been a thief, because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
From Fresh Prince - "Girl your legs must be tired because they have been running through my mind all night"
Were not socks, but I think we'd make a great pair.
There is a new disease going around called beautiful, and I think you are infected.
Can I take a picture of you so Santa knows what I want for Christmas?
and my favorite:
My company is looking to hire talented sales people and starting salary is 100k, are you interested?
Gently look at her shirt tag and say, "Yup, I knew you were made in heaven"
Your daddy must have been a thief, because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
From Fresh Prince - "Girl your legs must be tired because they have been running through my mind all night"
Were not socks, but I think we'd make a great pair.
There is a new disease going around called beautiful, and I think you are infected.
Can I take a picture of you so Santa knows what I want for Christmas?
and my favorite:
My company is looking to hire talented sales people and starting salary is 100k, are you interested?
Posted on 2/21/19 at 6:47 am to Slippy
I haven't figured out if you're going to be the nicest girl on my naughty list or the naughtiest girl on my nice list
Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:33 am to Ron Popeil
A) pick up lines are, for the most part, used to get laid.
B) as such, the 32-42 yo set is ideal for such interactions
C) you dont find vagina in the junkyard.
B) as such, the 32-42 yo set is ideal for such interactions
C) you dont find vagina in the junkyard.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:41 am to Slippy
"Pretend you own a donkey and I own a rooster, ok? If your donkey ate my rooster's 2 feet, would it be fair to say I have 2 feet of my cock in your arse?"
"You smell like trash, let me take you out"
"Do you like to draw? -her answer- Oh, because I put the D in raw"
"If I were a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?"
"Do you want me to crush your vagina or your heart?"
"I'm trying to wrangle me up a new slam pig, you down?"
"How do you like your eggs, fried, scrambled, or fertilized?"
"You smell like trash, let me take you out"
"Do you like to draw? -her answer- Oh, because I put the D in raw"
"If I were a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?"
"Do you want me to crush your vagina or your heart?"
"I'm trying to wrangle me up a new slam pig, you down?"
"How do you like your eggs, fried, scrambled, or fertilized?"
This post was edited on 2/21/19 at 7:42 am
Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:46 am to Slippy
“Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?”
Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:49 am to AZBadgerFan
I wanna eat your shitter like an apple fritter.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:14 am to different arse
"Let me wipe your seat off for you."
*wipes mouth with back of hand*
*wipes mouth with back of hand*
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:16 am to WITNESS23
does this smell like chloroform to you?
Posted on 2/21/19 at 9:09 am to 777Tiger
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk by again?
Can you touch my arm? * she does *
That’s what it’s like to be touched by an angel
Can you touch my arm? * she does *
That’s what it’s like to be touched by an angel
Posted on 2/21/19 at 9:10 am to Run Ultra
do you have a mirror in your panties? 'cause I can see myself there
Posted on 2/21/19 at 9:12 am to Slippy
They secret is to mix a couple of them up, such as:
Girl are you a parking ticket?
Cause your dad was a baker.
Wait that wasn’t it.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Cause you are from Tennessee.
shite, that wasn’t it either.
Works err’time
Girl are you a parking ticket?
Cause your dad was a baker.
Wait that wasn’t it.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Cause you are from Tennessee.
shite, that wasn’t it either.
Works err’time
Posted on 2/21/19 at 9:21 am to LZ83
Are you a torque wrench? Cause when I look at you my nuts tighten up.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 9:21 am to Slippy
Try telling them you have a micro penis.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 9:27 am to CaptainsWafer
Posted on 2/21/19 at 9:29 am to Slippy
Had a very handsome friend go up to to the prettiest girl (he just barely knew)at a party, take her hand, and say "let's not turn this rape into a murder" and smile. It worked. (and yes I've read this on here before). I would still be in jail.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 9:50 am to stuntman
This one will work:
"Hey, my dick might be short, but let me tell you, it sure is skinny!"
"Hey, my dick might be short, but let me tell you, it sure is skinny!"
Posted on 2/21/19 at 10:34 am to Supermoto Tiger
I have never once used a pickup line. Women will let you know if they are interested. All you have to do is just be you.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:36 pm to BayouCatFan
He’s not asking for advice. He’s asking for pick up lines.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:40 pm to stuntman
“Hi. I don’t have a micropenis.”
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