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re: Need some good pickup lines.

Posted on 2/20/19 at 9:51 pm to
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113947 posts
Posted on 2/20/19 at 9:51 pm to
Are you a daycare center? Because I want to put a child in you.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113947 posts
Posted on 2/20/19 at 9:52 pm to
I can give you a good poem

Roses are red
Grass is greener
When I look at you
I want to play with my weiner
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 2/20/19 at 9:56 pm to
quote:

Roses are red
Grass is greener
When I look at you
I want to play with my weiner


perv
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56242 posts
Posted on 2/20/19 at 9:58 pm to
You look like trouble.

Or

Did you roofie my drink because I’m so out of your league?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124193 posts
Posted on 2/20/19 at 10:00 pm to
quote:

Roses are red Grass is greener When I look at you I want to play with my weiner



You should try this one


Roses are red,
Chickens lay eggs,
But OweO’s dick
Is as useless as his legs
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16098 posts
Posted on 2/20/19 at 10:05 pm to
Do you believe in heaven above?
Do you believe in love?
Don’t tell a lie or be false or untrue.
It will all come back to you.
Open fire!
On my burning heart
I've never been lucky in love
My defenses are down
A kiss or a frown
I can't survive on my own
Posted by WPsportsman
In a van down by the river
Member since Jun 2015
2408 posts
Posted on 2/20/19 at 10:20 pm to
Girl you are cuter than a yard full of spotted puppies.. walk off and give one look back if she smiles it’s on if she doesn’t try the next girl
Posted by hombreman9
USA
Member since Feb 2009
3781 posts
Posted on 2/20/19 at 10:33 pm to
quote:

Roses are red,
Chickens lay eggs,
But OweO’s dick
Is as useless as his legs


Inspirational stuff
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 2/20/19 at 10:35 pm to
I only have one upvote to give.
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Malibu
Member since Sep 2013
29088 posts
Posted on 2/20/19 at 10:35 pm to
Excuse me, can you tell me if this bar napkin smells like chloroform?
Posted by skewbs
Member since Apr 2008
2003 posts
Posted on 2/20/19 at 10:45 pm to
Let’s not turn this rape into a murder
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22290 posts
Posted on 2/20/19 at 10:49 pm to
quote:

You know the best way? Do nothing. Just go to a bar, dress nicely, and do nothing. Might have to walk to one or two bars but trust me. Just sit there, drink your drink, talk to the bartender and the rest will take care of itself. Especially with the 32-42yo female set.


So you hang out at the Cadillac Cafe?
Posted by landmanner
Louisiana
Member since May 2006
3199 posts
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:15 pm to
My grandmother has something that would look great on you. Her grandson.
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
19837 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 5:47 am to
So, whats your safe word?
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
15113 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 6:18 am to
You sure don't sweat much for a fat person.


My goodness you're cheeks are so rosy. Forgot you blood pressure meds today????

That fragrance I'm smelling reminds me of home. I lived next to a fish market.
Posted by Dirtydave0693
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2016
167 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 6:28 am to
Sit on my face and let me guess your weight.
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 6:32 am to
I wish I was a lesbian just so I could use this line

Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 6:34 am to
quote:

Let’s not turn this rape into a murder


I've seen this one work. Thank God the friend who did it stumbled upon a girl with a sense of humor.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
16208 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 6:35 am to
quote:

Do you like dragons?
Cause I’m gonna be dragon these nuts across your face later tonight.



Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
37503 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 6:36 am to
“Nice tits. Wanna frick?”
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