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re: Need marriage advice - pregnancy

Posted on 10/8/20 at 2:05 pm to
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20361 posts
Posted on 10/8/20 at 2:05 pm to
Call Maury. Give the OT a shoutout when you are on the show.

Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
18901 posts
Posted on 10/8/20 at 2:05 pm to
quote:

which means they are not efficient at making it to the egg in time
quote:

the timetable honestly doesn’t line up (I was on the road


You just said your boys swim slow. There is your answer. Now go apologize to your woman for doubting her. Dick.
Posted by Ric Flair
Charlotte
Member since Oct 2005
13653 posts
Posted on 10/8/20 at 2:06 pm to
Maybe you poked her a week before she was fertile, and you had a slow Swimmer finally make it to the egg when she was fertile?
Posted by SaturdayTraditions
Down Seven Bridges Rd
Member since Sep 2015
3284 posts
Posted on 10/8/20 at 2:07 pm to
It can happen, but the fact that you are questioning her fidelity is a bigger issue than your slow swimmers.

PS women get distant when there are changes in their bodies that they aren't use to feeling.
Posted by Areddishfish
The Wild West
Member since Oct 2015
6277 posts
Posted on 10/8/20 at 2:07 pm to
Low motility doesn't mean impossible. My wife no pics and I had our daughter almost two years ago and that's after two years of high does chemotherapy. My daughter definitely looks like me too haha. Things can happen.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
70973 posts
Posted on 10/8/20 at 2:08 pm to
Hi Jeb.
Posted by AUriptide
Member since Aug 2009
7338 posts
Posted on 10/8/20 at 2:09 pm to
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Mashed_potatoes

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Posted by wasteland
City of peace
Member since Apr 2011
5600 posts
Posted on 10/8/20 at 2:10 pm to
I pulled out. It’s yours
Posted by scott8811
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
11320 posts
Posted on 10/8/20 at 2:11 pm to
Jody remains undefeated
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27370 posts
Posted on 10/8/20 at 2:12 pm to
Buddy of mine had a vasectomy and two months later his wife got pregnant.

Dude was adamant it was his. Never questioned it.

Baby came out, absolutely was 100% his.

Odd things happen
Posted by WizardSleeve
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2011
1800 posts
Posted on 10/8/20 at 2:13 pm to
Talk to an attorney, not the OT.
This post was edited on 10/8/20 at 2:25 pm
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90549 posts
Posted on 10/8/20 at 2:14 pm to
quote:

results said low motility, which means they are not efficient at making it to the egg in time


You weren’t man enough to do it, so Jody took care of it for you
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164088 posts
Posted on 10/8/20 at 2:14 pm to
If you can't make a kid what's the difference in adopting a baby and your wife birthing one Jody put in her? Either way it's not yours.
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
14444 posts
Posted on 10/8/20 at 2:16 pm to
plane hitting tree needs an IN!
This post was edited on 10/8/20 at 2:18 pm
Posted by Perrydawg
Middle Ga Area
Member since Jan 2014
4769 posts
Posted on 10/8/20 at 2:16 pm to
My brother has testicular cancer when he was 17 and he had low motility as well as low sperm count and conceived my niece. So it can definitely happen, but I can't comment on the timeline question of your conundrum
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 10/8/20 at 2:17 pm to
There are some massive holes in this story.

We tried for a year with our first one before wife got pregnant. When we called a clinic after a few months, they basically laughed at us and said that was normal and keep trying and call back when it's been over a year.

How does the time table not line up?
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
6573 posts
Posted on 10/8/20 at 2:19 pm to
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You just said your boys swim slow. There is your answer. Now go apologize to your woman for doubting her. Dick.


His boys are the poor 8&U swimmer that struggles through their 25y Fly, seemingly on the verge of drowning, then everyone in the crowd cheers when they finally finish a minute after the rest of the kids.
Posted by bird35
Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
12161 posts
Posted on 10/8/20 at 2:21 pm to
You will finally answer the Nature vs Nurture debate.

Posted by mark65mc
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
11281 posts
Posted on 10/8/20 at 2:24 pm to
Just bc you had bad swimmers at one test doesn't mean that they stayed that way. If the doctor suggested changes and you followed those suggested changes, you could be fine.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35056 posts
Posted on 10/8/20 at 2:24 pm to
quote:

the results said low motility, which means they are not efficient at making it to the egg in time


You gotta get in there deeper baw. Give them fellas a head start.
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