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re: Motorcyclist Killed on I10 this morning. Penis found at nearby gas station.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 3:22 pm to LSUGrad9295
Posted on 1/30/23 at 3:22 pm to LSUGrad9295
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but if a flying penis hits my windshield on the way to work, I'm turning around and heading back home and calling it a day since it is obviously the universe telling me it's going to not be a good day.
pretty good excuse to miss work
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Posted on 1/30/23 at 3:25 pm to redstick13
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His penis didn't die in vein.
You know, comments like these deserve a second glans
Posted on 1/30/23 at 3:29 pm to tilco
Talk about getting shafted!
Posted on 1/30/23 at 3:29 pm to tilco
Some crazy homeless person probably picked it up. 
This post was edited on 1/30/23 at 3:30 pm
Posted on 1/30/23 at 3:35 pm to LSUMaverick
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Some crazy homeless person probably picked it up
Posted on 1/30/23 at 3:36 pm to tilco
That penis had some bad luck. Fell off a motor cycle and off the back of a truck on the same day
Posted on 1/30/23 at 3:45 pm to tilco
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Then later in the morning it was announced that a penis was found at a nearby gas station
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Speculation is that it was the accident victims penis.
This post was edited on 1/30/23 at 3:46 pm
Posted on 1/30/23 at 3:47 pm to LNCHBOX
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First thought would have been "did you see the size of the dick on that bug"
Posted on 1/30/23 at 3:48 pm to tilco
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Then later in the morning it was announced that a penis was found at a nearby gas station.
ahhh.... classic case of the confusion between the glory hole and the gory hole.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 3:53 pm to tilco
I had a football coach that would tell us to go knock our opponents d!ck in the dirt. Guess now that also applies to motorcycle accidents.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 4:04 pm to High C
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Mine came with one.
Jokes on you
Posted on 1/30/23 at 4:11 pm to tilco
Posted on 1/30/23 at 4:12 pm to shel311
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I have so many questions! So the dude on the motorcycle's penis detached from his body and presumably landed in the back of likely a parked truck? Then that parked truck left and the penis fell out of said back of truck? What is going on here!
From what I heard is that the truck might have ran over a body part as he passed. Maybe one of his tires kicked up the penis or maybe another car kicked the penis up on his truck. The accident scene was said to be pretty gruesome.
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UPDATE — The Mobile Police Department stated the incident is not being investigated as an assault or murder case.
This post was edited on 1/30/23 at 4:15 pm
Posted on 1/30/23 at 4:15 pm to tilco
Snap on Tools.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 4:16 pm to tilco
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Then later in the morning it was announced that a penis was found at a nearby gas station.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 4:17 pm to tilco
Covid
Posted on 1/30/23 at 4:19 pm to tilco
Hard to find a dick just laying around......
Posted on 1/30/23 at 4:28 pm to tilco
quote:Ah, didn't think of that route.
From what I heard is that the truck might have ran over a body part as he passed. Maybe one of his tires kicked up the penis or maybe another car kicked the penis up on his truck.
Man, what kind of crazy accident gotta happen for one to lose his junk....
Posted on 1/30/23 at 4:41 pm to tilco
Same. I saw the tarps and thought damn… just sad.
There were multiple tarps. It looked brutal…
There were multiple tarps. It looked brutal…
This post was edited on 1/30/23 at 4:42 pm
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