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re: Motorcyclist Killed on I10 this morning. Penis found at nearby gas station.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 4:57 pm to ghoast
Posted on 1/30/23 at 4:57 pm to ghoast
Dude must have been hauling arse. I have heard of deer quite literally exploding from enough impact force of a vehicle, with limbs and extensions flying everywhere, but they don't wear clothing. You know there had to be some energy exchange if the impact completely detached his unit from the assembly, and his clothing 
This post was edited on 1/30/23 at 4:59 pm
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Posted on 1/30/23 at 5:00 pm to SECdragonmaster
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The fact that it was detached and still recognizable as a penis…..
Impressive my man.
His wife is requesting a smaller 2nd coffin for his extra leg to be buried in.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 5:28 pm to EarlyCuyler3
shite, his wife is going to bring that thing to a taxidermist.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 5:33 pm to saint tiger225
Do the ethnicities match?
Posted on 1/30/23 at 6:00 pm to tilco
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Then later in the morning it was announced that a penis was found at a nearby gas station. Security footage shows that it fell out of the back of a pickup truck at 6:15 am. The accident occurred at 6:00 am.
Holy Crap!
Posted on 1/30/23 at 6:03 pm to LooseCannon22282
Posted on 1/30/23 at 6:12 pm to Nado Jenkins83
Posted on 1/30/23 at 6:17 pm to SECdragonmaster
quote:
The fact that it was detached and still recognizable as a penis…..
No shite. If I were the motorcyclist, the report would be that a human thumb was found at a local gas station.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 6:22 pm to LooseCannon22282
quote:If that truck had truck nuts, that would have been tough to witness.
fell out of the back of a pickup truck
Posted on 1/30/23 at 6:34 pm to GetEmTigers08
Hopefully, this will cause some of these young dumb jackass's to cool their jets.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 6:50 pm to tilco
King Missile predicted the future. Could have taken that thing to parties and such.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 6:51 pm to #1TigerFan
I don’t know if that’s what happened here but you’re right hopefully some take heed.
Part of me wonders if he was sitting still on the shoulder under the 10/65 split. Either that or he got caught under the car.
Part of me wonders if he was sitting still on the shoulder under the 10/65 split. Either that or he got caught under the car.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 7:01 pm to tilco
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that a penis was found at a nearby gas station. Security footage shows that it fell out of the back of a pickup truck
Posted on 1/30/23 at 7:10 pm to tilco
there must have been a thump sound involved in the landing.
Or not.
maybe the driver wasn't fully involved in thinking.
Like for instance, a penis landing in his cab?
Or not.
maybe the driver wasn't fully involved in thinking.
Like for instance, a penis landing in his cab?
Posted on 1/30/23 at 7:13 pm to tilco
Marks getting motorcycle license off the list.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 7:21 pm to tilco
The emaculate erection….
Posted on 1/30/23 at 7:24 pm to jlovel7
It was a terrible accident they yellow tarps all over the place when I passed heading west
Posted on 1/30/23 at 7:25 pm to Lithium
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UPDATE (3:10 p.m.): The Mobile Police Department said 29-year-old Christopher Means was the man who died in the motorcycle crash on I-10 early Monday morning. MPD said Means was riding his motorcycle southbound on the I-65 ramp to eastbound I-10 when he “lost control of the motorcycle.” Means was thrown from his motorcycle and “struck by multiple vehicles,” according to the release. One driver stayed on the scene. If you were in the area during the crash, you are encouraged to contact Traffic Homicide Investigator Colton Futral at 251-208-1272. This remains an ongoing investigation.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 7:47 pm to Nado Jenkins83
"You wouldn't be here if it wasn't."
Posted on 1/30/23 at 8:05 pm to tilco
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