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Posted on 1/30/23 at 2:50 pm to tilco
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Speculation is that it was the accident victims penis.
idk i wouldv'e speculated it had nothing to do with the accident...what are the odds you're driving down the interstate and a penis flies into your truck. I guess it couldv'e been worse and hit his windshield
Posted on 1/30/23 at 2:51 pm to Topwater Trout
quote:
I guess it couldv'e been worse and hit his windshield
First thought would have been "did you see the size of the dick on that bug"
Posted on 1/30/23 at 2:56 pm to LNCHBOX
quote:
First thought would have been "did you see the size of the dick on that bug"
i have seen a meme about that 
Posted on 1/30/23 at 2:56 pm to tilco
Was Lorena Bobbit driving the truck?
This post was edited on 1/30/23 at 2:57 pm
Posted on 1/30/23 at 2:57 pm to Topwater Trout
quote:
i have seen a meme about that
My dad made a joke about Lorena Bobbit discarding her husband's penis while driving and that was the punch line.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 3:01 pm to tilco
Posted on 1/30/23 at 3:02 pm to LNCHBOX
I don’t remember all the particulars but I think they had people looking for his junk on the side of the road. Cops: can we get a description of missing penis
Posted on 1/30/23 at 3:03 pm to tilco
that dick had some mileage in it
Posted on 1/30/23 at 3:04 pm to tilco
quote:I have so many questions!
I drove by the scene around 6:30 this morning and it looked terrible. They had multiple tarps covering up the victims body. Witnesses say he was scattered across the interstate.
Then later in the morning it was announced that a penis was found at a nearby gas station. Security footage shows that it fell out of the back of a pickup truck at 6:15 am. The accident occurred at 6:00 am.
Speculation is that it was the accident victims penis.
So the dude on the motorcycle's penis detached from his body and presumably landed in the back of likely a parked truck? Then that parked truck left and the penis fell out of said back of truck?
What is going on here!
Posted on 1/30/23 at 3:12 pm to Topwater Trout
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what are the odds you're driving down the interstate and a penis flies into your truck. I guess it couldv'e been worse and hit his windshield
I don't know about you baws, but if a flying penis hits my windshield on the way to work, I'm turning around and heading back home and calling it a day since it is obviously the universe telling me it's going to not be a good day.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 3:14 pm to tilco
Posted on 1/30/23 at 3:15 pm to tilco
Honestly, I'm just posting in this thread just to be a part of it.
If all pans out to be true, this is some wild, unbelievable shite.
If all pans out to be true, this is some wild, unbelievable shite.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 3:16 pm to tilco
911 call:
911: This is 911, what's your emergency?
Caller: Yeh, this is the manager of the Cracker Barrel station out at Exit 6 off I-10. Ummmmm, we have a dick out on the parking lot.
911: Sir, that is not an emergency. You'll have to handle that yourself.
911: This is 911, what's your emergency?
Caller: Yeh, this is the manager of the Cracker Barrel station out at Exit 6 off I-10. Ummmmm, we have a dick out on the parking lot.
911: Sir, that is not an emergency. You'll have to handle that yourself.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 3:16 pm to tilco
Posted on 1/30/23 at 3:17 pm to tilco
Reading stories like this really makes me appreciate the dick that I have.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 3:19 pm to tilco
Ole baw got his dick knocked in the dirt
Posted on 1/30/23 at 3:19 pm to OysterPoBoy
He was a local from Cut Off.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 3:21 pm to tilco
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Motorcyclist Killed on I10 this morning. Penis found at nearby gas station.
Now we know why they call them crotch rockets.
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