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re: Miami stripper gives holiday gift to police force.

Posted on 12/23/19 at 1:38 pm to
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76273 posts
Posted on 12/23/19 at 1:38 pm to
quote:

My gf does it all the time and it tastes nothing like piss.


Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36763 posts
Posted on 12/23/19 at 1:45 pm to
quote:

My gf does it all the time and it tastes nothing like piss.





Whoa buddy
Posted by PiscesTiger
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
53696 posts
Posted on 12/23/19 at 1:52 pm to
100 percent crazy just by pic alone.


1000 percent Florida.
Posted by Spawn
Berlin
Member since Oct 2006
8140 posts
Posted on 12/23/19 at 1:53 pm to
quote:

My gf does it all the time and it tastes nothing like piss.


Posted by caro81
Member since Jul 2017
6340 posts
Posted on 12/23/19 at 2:06 pm to
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19957 posts
Posted on 12/23/19 at 2:51 pm to
That is a serious knee jerk reach for charges.

“Deadly weapon” lol
Posted by mt1
LV
Member since Nov 2006
7702 posts
Posted on 12/23/19 at 3:15 pm to
If this was real, I might actually consider paying to see it.
Posted by redneck hippie
Oklahoma
Member since Dec 2008
6413 posts
Posted on 12/23/19 at 3:56 pm to
quote:

Squirt" is almost entirely piss anyways.


Nope. Not piss.
Girlfriend used to squirt hard. But not like in pornos.
More like a sudden gush like a water house. Every time she would come so hard and totally soak the bed. It was not piss.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74852 posts
Posted on 12/23/19 at 3:59 pm to
From the Encyclopedia Brittanica’s entry on “Crazy”:
quote:


Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 12/23/19 at 4:03 pm to
I'd like to smoke a bowl with her in a few years and get the whole story
Posted by 504Voodoo
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2012
13833 posts
Posted on 12/23/19 at 4:11 pm to
quote:

Five Miami Police Department officers attempted to place Simmons under arrest but were momentarily indisposed when the lap dancer ejected vaginal fluids towards the officers, temporarily blinding three and injuring two.



quote:

Sounds like a secret weapon



It's like dropping the banana peel in Mario Kart
Posted by puse01
Member since Sep 2011
3743 posts
Posted on 12/23/19 at 4:17 pm to




This post was edited on 11/14/21 at 9:43 pm
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
139414 posts
Posted on 12/23/19 at 4:52 pm to
That's Amy Poehler
Posted by BigOrangeBri
Nashville- 4th & 19
Member since Jul 2012
12846 posts
Posted on 12/23/19 at 4:57 pm to
Anyone got a link? This can't be real......can it?
Posted by dagrippa
Saigon
Member since Nov 2004
12171 posts
Posted on 12/23/19 at 4:59 pm to
it's not real but that's not slowing down the comments
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
59254 posts
Posted on 12/23/19 at 5:21 pm to
quote:

the Camel Toe strip club


Sounds classy.
Posted by Double Oh
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2008
24205 posts
Posted on 12/23/19 at 5:24 pm to
15 feet? Very impressive...
Posted by 1BamaRTR
In Your Head Blvd
Member since Apr 2015
24837 posts
Posted on 12/23/19 at 5:26 pm to
LINK
It’s a satire site
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31529 posts
Posted on 12/23/19 at 5:36 pm to
quote:

Nope. Not piss. Girlfriend used to squirt hard. But not like in pornos. More like a sudden gush like a water house. Every time she would come so hard and totally soak the bed. It was not piss.



I’ve been with two girls that did this and it was cool the first time but got old really fast
Posted by bayouvette
Raceland
Member since Oct 2005
5896 posts
Posted on 12/23/19 at 6:00 pm to
Link? I got to investigate this further.
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