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re: Miami stripper gives holiday gift to police force.

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Posted by 1BamaRTR
In Your Head Blvd
Member since Apr 2015
22514 posts
Posted on 12/23/19 at 12:37 pm to
It’s also likely fake. It comes from this site which has this disclaimer
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WNDR assumes however all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content.


Their articles get posted on this board from time to time
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57446 posts
Posted on 12/23/19 at 12:37 pm to
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In a 2013 court case, another Miami citizen was convicted of armed robbery after threatening a convenient store clerk with his erect and “AIDS-infected penis” and was sentenced to 237 years in jail.



Posted by Codythetiger
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2006
27553 posts
Posted on 12/23/19 at 12:37 pm to
There are all sorts of "WTF" going on in that article
Posted by bamarep
Member since Nov 2013
51794 posts
Posted on 12/23/19 at 12:37 pm to
You misspelled "pissing."
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53570 posts
Posted on 12/23/19 at 12:39 pm to
So....when is she getting her deal with Marvel?
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65678 posts
Posted on 12/23/19 at 12:42 pm to
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used her vagina with lethal force


killer pussy
Posted by Bronson2017
Birmingham
Member since Feb 2019
1905 posts
Posted on 12/23/19 at 12:45 pm to
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Miami stripper arrested for self defense squirting on cops



She pissed on you bro
Posted by HarryBalzack
Member since Oct 2012
15220 posts
Posted on 12/23/19 at 12:50 pm to
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“Knowing full well that she was exposing the police officers to a number of sexually transmitted diseases and potentially HIV as well, it is considered that she used her vagina with lethal force against the officers” explained Miguel Aguera, spokesman for the Miami Police Department.

So they know she has AIDS?
Posted by Hogbit
Benton, AR
Member since Aug 2019
1441 posts
Posted on 12/23/19 at 12:52 pm to
quote:

the camel toe club


Sounds trashy
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
126960 posts
Posted on 12/23/19 at 12:54 pm to
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she used her vagina with lethal force
Don't all women do that???
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
78912 posts
Posted on 12/23/19 at 12:55 pm to
That mugshot is so fitting
Posted by LSUEnvy
Hou via Lake Chas
Member since May 2011
12087 posts
Posted on 12/23/19 at 12:58 pm to
Posted by Tigerpride18
Lakewood Colorado
Member since Sep 2017
29354 posts
Posted on 12/23/19 at 1:02 pm to
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She pissed on you bro






If squirting is pissing, then why is it ALWAYS clear and NEVER yellow. Never even a tint of yellow or anything but clear.

Nobody has ever been able to answer that question.

Not to mention the g spot squirter lol. What do you think that substance is? Milk or something?
This post was edited on 12/23/19 at 1:05 pm
Posted by Willietd
Member since Apr 2017
1754 posts
Posted on 12/23/19 at 1:08 pm to
The Camel Toe strip club? For real? That sounds like a strip club from a cheesy 90's flick starring Demi Moore.
Posted by Itismemc
LA
Member since Nov 2008
4714 posts
Posted on 12/23/19 at 1:09 pm to
Assault with a deadly wet one
Posted by Larry_Hotdogs
Texas
Member since Jun 2019
1332 posts
Posted on 12/23/19 at 1:14 pm to
It’s Britney bitch
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
19192 posts
Posted on 12/23/19 at 1:14 pm to
quote:

If squirting is pissing, then why is it ALWAYS clear and NEVER yellow. Never even a tint of yellow or anything but clear. Nobody has ever been able to answer that question. Not to mention the g spot squirter lol. What do you think that substance is? Milk or something?


Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
23979 posts
Posted on 12/23/19 at 1:26 pm to
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And was this piss or actual "fluids"



"Squirt" is almost entirely piss anyways.
Posted by schatman
Montana
Member since Nov 2018
2603 posts
Posted on 12/23/19 at 1:34 pm to
"Squirt" is almost entirely piss anyways.[/quote]

bullshite. My gf does it all the time and it tastes nothing like piss.
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57243 posts
Posted on 12/23/19 at 1:37 pm to
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peeing on cops


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