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re: McDonald’s playground from the 80’s

Posted on 7/26/26 at 1:51 pm to
Posted by Deadmanshand
Member since Jun 2026
120 posts
Posted on 7/26/26 at 1:51 pm to
Before.I started school, my mom and I would go visit my aunt at K&B, then hit the McDonald's. Loved climbing up into Hamburgler's head.
Posted by uptowntiger84
uptown
Member since Jul 2011
5571 posts
Posted on 7/26/26 at 2:22 pm to
The 80s were great to be a kid growing up. I was born in 84.
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
33245 posts
Posted on 7/26/26 at 2:43 pm to
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Lawyers ruined this like they ruin everything

Out of curiosity, why is it always “the lawyers” and not “the people that actually sued McDonald’s”?
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
56874 posts
Posted on 7/26/26 at 3:03 pm to
Those racist playground toys
Burglars
Prisons
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53746 posts
Posted on 7/26/26 at 3:10 pm to
Yep. Most kids had their birthday party at McDonald's.
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
23336 posts
Posted on 7/26/26 at 3:18 pm to
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Schools too. I don’t think there was a single thing in my elementary school’s playground that would be deemed safe and not a death trap today.



I managed to separate my shoulder in middle school, playing pirates or something. Swashbuckled my way right onto the ground and got to wear a sling for a couple weeks.
Posted by MSTiger33
Member since Oct 2007
21743 posts
Posted on 7/26/26 at 3:41 pm to
I remember when the McDonald’s on Opelousas upgraded to the playground. I had my birthday party in the party room and I remember the manager telling my mom that they were putting in a playground. He seemed very excited.

A proper country indeed.
Posted by RTM4
Pflugerville
Member since Apr 2018
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Posted on 7/26/26 at 3:47 pm to
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& scary and my two moms (lesbos) forbade me to partake.


Say what? You were raised by lesbians in the 80's??

Small town or city? Has to be city. Are you a serial killer perchance?
Posted by Zapps4Life
Houston
Member since May 2016
458 posts
Posted on 7/26/26 at 4:02 pm to






This post was edited on 7/26/26 at 4:05 pm
Posted by BHTiger
Charleston
Member since Dec 2017
9486 posts
Posted on 7/26/26 at 4:11 pm to
Every peice was hotter than the face of the sun in the summer.
Posted by Sunnyvale
Little ST. James
Member since Feb 2024
3648 posts
Posted on 7/26/26 at 4:18 pm to
Wow. Even birthday parties being thrown at Mcdonalds. That was for Rich People.
Posted by RTM4
Pflugerville
Member since Apr 2018
2445 posts
Posted on 7/26/26 at 4:21 pm to
Now you are talking, that was my parks play ground.

My elementary school was the same except we had really high swings made of chain and old conveyor belts from the gravel pits.

I think two kids in my little class of 90 broke collar bones falling out of those swings and monkey bars.
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
32729 posts
Posted on 7/26/26 at 4:32 pm to
I loved growing up in the 90s and all, but the 80s looked like a different story. The 80s looked like a blast.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 7/26/26 at 4:52 pm to

Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
30965 posts
Posted on 7/26/26 at 5:05 pm to
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Out of curiosity, why is it always “the lawyers” and not “the people that actually sued McDonald’s”?


In this case, it is scapegoating, but its fine, we all charge an added tax to make up for the hate.

If you understand McDonald's is first and foremost a real estate company you understand they have been reducing their footprint to reduce RE taxes. Every year a higher percentage of customers use drive-throughs at fast food restaurants, so fewer used the playgrounds. People who use the playground for hours didn't actually spend much money, and it certainly did not offset the maintenance, cleaning, extra property tax, and yes, liability costs.

Liability did play a part, but they would have died off at nearly the same pace even without the liability costs.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
20919 posts
Posted on 7/26/26 at 5:12 pm to
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Lawyers ruined this like they ruin everything

Yep, you can’t even pour hot coffee on your balls to warm them any longer.
Posted by Mo Debumly
Member since May 2026
151 posts
Posted on 7/26/26 at 5:15 pm to
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McDonald’s playground from the 80’s
quote:

Who had the fun of playing on these?

My crowd's 80s playground was the bar, A BMW 635, an eight-ball of coke, and lots of pussy with big hair.
Posted by Shanegolang
Denham Springs, La
Member since Sep 2015
5060 posts
Posted on 7/26/26 at 5:15 pm to
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Grimace

I would grimace too if someone PIIMB too!
Posted by ghost2most
Member since Mar 2012
7997 posts
Posted on 7/26/26 at 5:57 pm to
The thing about the hamburger jail was there was one way in and one way out. I remember kids filling it up and then you couldn't get out. Sucked.
Posted by AlterDWI
Pattern Noticing, Alabama
Member since Nov 2012
6274 posts
Posted on 7/26/26 at 5:58 pm to
Being a kid in the 80's was incredible. It's like everything was made and marketed toward kids. Restaurants, movies, tv shows, games, the entire mall, etc. The world was our oyster.
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