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[quote]Double suns are terrible for the skin.[/quote] Just look at the locals in any beach town. They're either kids, or walking leather. Nothing in between. ...

[quote]though his bible college was large enough to warrant a sign on the interstate for the exit.[/quote] I remember seeing that sign as a kid when were passing through BR and wondering if it was real :lol: I was pretty young so I'm not sure how much I knew about him or the scandals, but the...

Haven't maxed out since high school, but I get myself up out of a comfy chair after I've been drinking, so my legs are pretty strong. ...

However, all of the Josh Innes threads I've started on MSB were absolute gold. ...

I always liked Eddie Rabbit's theme song: [link=(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1mcyj958HU)]Every Which Way But Loose[/link] It's 70's mellow country gold. ...

I just looked on WebMD and I think you have malaria and typhoid now. T&P...

But seriously, we used Sears catalog. [img]https://metvcdn.metv.com/pSnQ1-1464113847-embed-83sears_arcadewatches.jpg[/img] And then we used the bra and lingerie section to masturbate. Once you became desensitized enough to need real pornography, you became friends with the kid in school w...

We sold our watches to buy combs, and sold our hair to buy watch chains. ...

[quote]when filming a scene with a windowless van, Weatherly said he would take her to his “rape van.”[/quote] What else do you call windowless van? Honestly, it sounds like she created an issue so she could sue and cash in. Well played. ...

[link=(https://youtu.be/4jri1iEMG7s?t=33)]Sand people...You mean like from Star Wars?[/link]...

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I believe you. I was just kind of joking/remarking about the old ongoing discussion on whether the Academy fluctuates between obscurity and popularity. The OP was probably joking about BP winning, but there might be an outside chance that this is the movie voters choose to recognize super hero m...

A lot of neighborhoods do them for holidays like the 4th of July. ...

It was a mediocre CGI fest, but at least more than three people have actually seen Black Panther. I think Moonlight got nominated and rigged to win after some executive did an extensive google search for keywords involving gay, black, and movie. And it probably wasn't even in the first 2 pages ...

He looks nothing like how I pictured a corrupt raping Southern parish sheriff. But he does look like a sexual deviant. [img]https://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/theadvocate.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/7/93/7932d6e1-dabc-5cb2-90d8-22d14b7951cd/57519d580367e.image.jpg[/img]...

[quote]“That’s because I am Ron White, you stupid frick.”[/quote] You let that fig talk to you that way? Sounds like he was begging to get popped. ...

[quote][img]https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/8C19/production/_96056853_cohentweet.jpg[/img][/quote] Dude's jacking off to his princess on insta. ...

[quote]Some may be, but your post shows that your are openly racist. [/quote] Uh, maybe review your own post history, buddy? You may use subtle or coded language, but it's pretty damned racist, misogynystic, and homophobic to the educated eye. Do better. ...

wtf is a youtube? ...

[quote]Wilbon and Kornheiser said Curry is dangerously close to being a holocaust denier or slavery denier. [/quote] Decided to try ESPN in the morning again today for the first time in a long time. Saw that clip twice in about five minutes. Confirmed, ESPN talk shows are still garbage. Who...