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McDonald’s playground from the 80’s

Posted on 7/26/26 at 12:27 pm
Posted by TigerFred
Feeding hamsters
Member since Aug 2003
27918 posts
Posted on 7/26/26 at 12:27 pm
Who had the fun of playing on these? Don’t forget the 1,000 degree slide in July.

Posted by MKP2004
Member since Mar 2026
834 posts
Posted on 7/26/26 at 12:28 pm to
God I miss the 80's
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85294 posts
Posted on 7/26/26 at 12:28 pm to
Yeah those were bad arse esp the hamburger jail thing
Posted by Shooter
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
9312 posts
Posted on 7/26/26 at 12:28 pm to
Lawyers ruined this like they ruin everything
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
197670 posts
Posted on 7/26/26 at 12:30 pm to
werent you in HS in the 80s?
Posted by Shut Up Mulllet
Member since Apr 2021
1014 posts
Posted on 7/26/26 at 12:42 pm to
I traveled around the country building them in the early / mid 90’s.
Posted by atxfan
Member since Jul 2004
4221 posts
Posted on 7/26/26 at 12:49 pm to
Back when stupid would hurt, as it should.
Posted by spacecitydude
HTX
Member since Nov 2021
317 posts
Posted on 7/26/26 at 12:54 pm to
We used to be a proper country.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
41304 posts
Posted on 7/26/26 at 1:02 pm to
I take my kid to this park near our house. Not sure who came up with the theme for it.


Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
19081 posts
Posted on 7/26/26 at 1:06 pm to
Anyone ever wonder if Grimace got his name and shape because he looks like a certain segs toy?

Something that flew over our heads as kids.

Posted by weagle1999
Member since May 2025
3528 posts
Posted on 7/26/26 at 1:15 pm to
I played on all of those.

At our McDonald’s there were holes in the hat of the hamburger that kids could stick their faces in.
This post was edited on 7/26/26 at 1:17 pm
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85294 posts
Posted on 7/26/26 at 1:23 pm to
Grimace is a butt plug. I never thought of that before.
Posted by go ta hell ole miss
Member since Jan 2007
14765 posts
Posted on 7/26/26 at 1:24 pm to
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Lawyers ruined this like they ruin everything


Juries and reasonable people skipping out on jury duty ruined it, too.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
24134 posts
Posted on 7/26/26 at 1:28 pm to
Would hang out there with friends and take turns quoting jokes from our Truly Tasteless Jokes books we bought at school.
Posted by Sus-Scrofa
Member since Feb 2013
11344 posts
Posted on 7/26/26 at 1:33 pm to
Schools too. I don’t think there was a single thing in my elementary school’s playground that would be deemed safe and not a death trap today.

Posted by CartmansMom
Member since Jun 2026
89 posts
Posted on 7/26/26 at 1:40 pm to
We used to take the dine in trays and ride them down the slide. It was like a mini luge
Posted by RichJ
The Land of the CoonAss
Member since Nov 2016
5971 posts
Posted on 7/26/26 at 1:42 pm to
Hamburgler was a bad dude…
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
114368 posts
Posted on 7/26/26 at 1:47 pm to
The McPlayground was way too dangerous & scary and my two moms (lesbos) forbade me to partake. And to quote the famous Scottie P “They were like mc’terrifying death traps for lil kids”.
Posted by STigers
Gulf Coast
Member since Nov 2022
4363 posts
Posted on 7/26/26 at 1:48 pm to
I remember going to birthday parties there.
Posted by CockHolliday
Columbia, SC
Member since Dec 2012
4880 posts
Posted on 7/26/26 at 1:50 pm to
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Lawyers ruined this like they ruin everything


All because of stupid people
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